--- title: "18 Bush Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "18 Bush quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Bush sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/jay-leno-210_bush_good-news-president-bush-is-creating-tho_1374071.png" --- > [Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/good-news-president-bush-is-creating-thousands-of-new-jobs/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/jay-leno-210_bush_good-news-president-bush-is-creating-tho_1374071.png) > [Republicans are always criticizing President Obama for using the teleprompter. Is that a big deal? After eight years of George Bush, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/republicans-are-always-criticizing-president-obama-for-using-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/jay-leno-210_big-deal_republicans-are-always-criticizing-presi_2434100.png) > [They said that President Bush's war in Iraq has cost the former Spanish Prime Minister his job. So President Bush isn't losing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/they-said-that-president-bush-s-war-in-iraq-has-cost-the-former/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/jay-leno-210_american-jobs_they-said-that-president-bush-s-war-in-i_70927.png) > [One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/one-critic-in-the-l-a-times-said-john-kerry-looks-like-he-is-thinking/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/jay-leno-210_beats_one-critic-in-the-l-a-times-said-john-ke_1834901.png) > [John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-kerry-accused-president-bush-of-catering-to-the-rich-you-know-as/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/445/jay-leno-210_accused_john-kerry-accused-president-bush-of-cat_739648.png) > [George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ninety-minutes-a-day-working/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/jay-leno-210_bush_george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ni_815730.png) > [The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-bush-administration-said-today-there-is-a-lot-of-support-for-us/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82a/jay-leno-210_administration_the-bush-administration-said-today-there_2272476.png) > [The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low - in other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-stock-market-was-down-today-two-major-businesses-declared/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f2/jay-leno-210_all-time_the-stock-market-was-down-today-two-majo_393388.png) > [The other night, President Bush's press conference was pre-empted by 'American Idol.' You know the difference between President Bush and 'American Idol?'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-other-night-president-bush-s-press-conference-was-pre-empted-by/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59e/jay-leno-210_american-idol_the-other-night-president-bush-s-press-c_2099405.png) > [President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-bush-said-this-iraq-situation-looks-like-the-rerun-of-a-bad/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/645/jay-leno-210_actors_president-bush-said-this-iraq-situation_1362997.png) > [President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-bush-fell-off-his-mountain-bike-down-on-his-ranch-in-texas/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c5/jay-leno-210_bicycle_president-bush-fell-off-his-mountain-bik_1146465.png) > [There's this huge controversy over the fact that President Bush apparently received credit for National Guard service in Alabama in '72 and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-s-this-huge-controversy-over-the-fact-that-president-bush/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/jay-leno-210_alabama_there-s-this-huge-controversy-over-the-f_2355799.png) > [The White House has finally found one guy that kinda remembers serving with President Bush in the National Guard. Now they just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-white-house-has-finally-found-one-guy-that-kinda-remembers/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78e/jay-leno-210_bush_the-white-house-has-finally-found-one-gu_1882869.png) > [Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/is-it-me-or-is-president-bush-s-life-starting-to-sound-like-a-country/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e5/jay-leno-210_break_is-it-me-or-is-president-bush-s-life-sta_430865.png) > [Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/folks-tomorrow-america-will-get-to-hear-those-four-words-we-ve-been/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1b/jay-leno-210_america_folks-tomorrow-america-will-get-to-hear_1735365.png) > [President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-bush-spent-the-day-calling-names-he-couldn-t-pronounce-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/044/jay-leno-210_bush_president-bush-spent-the-day-calling-nam_322178.png) > [ When President Chirac gave \[President\] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!' ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/when-president-chirac-gave-president-bush-a-souvenir-statue-of-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad7/jay-leno-210_bush_when-president-chirac-gave-president-bus_3216011.png) > [It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/it-s-just-a-matter-of-time-before-we-go-into-iraq-and-get-saddam/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/jay-leno-210_bush_it-s-just-a-matter-of-time-before-we-go_1847489.png) ## Other authors on Bush ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bush/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "18 Bush Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. 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