--- title: "8 Bush Quotes By Bill Maher" description: "8 Bush quotes by Bill Maher. Plus more from Bill Maher and more Bush sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/245/bill-maher-211_bush_i-do-miss-george-bush-compared-to-these_437900.png" --- > [I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-do-miss-george-bush-compared-to-these-teabaggers-and-the-people-who/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/245/bill-maher-211_bush_i-do-miss-george-bush-compared-to-these_437900.png) > [Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy — and Bush was the perfect guy — who they'd want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/well-the-american-public-always-wanted-to-vote-for-a-guy-and-bush-was/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bea/bill-maher-211_bush_well-the-american-public-always-wanted-t_564830.png) > [The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-comedy-gods-are-smiling-on-me-tonight-because-i-have-been-saying/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aee/bill-maher-211_ass_the-comedy-gods-are-smiling-on-me-tonigh_843495.png) > [I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-never-thought-i-d-say-this-what-obama-needs-in-his-personality-is-a/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/bill-maher-211_bush_i-never-thought-i-d-say-this-what-obama_946796.png) > [Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/bush-the-younger-has-two-things-going-for-him-that-his-father-never/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f31/bill-maher-211_bush_bush-the-younger-has-two-things-going-fo_2095166.png) > [The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-clinton-white-house-today-said-they-would-start-to-give-national/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09d/bill-maher-211_bush_the-clinton-white-house-today-said-they_2547110.png) > [Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/bush-gave-an-interview-and-he-said-people-will-vote-for-him-because/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/380/bill-maher-211_bush_bush-gave-an-interview-and-he-said-peopl_2772180.png) > [It's been over a year since they've graduated, but neither of the Bush twins have found any work. Why don't they sign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/it-s-been-over-a-year-since-they-ve-graduated-but-neither-of-the-bush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/bill-maher-211_america_it-s-been-over-a-year-since-they-ve-grad_3022117.png) ## Other authors on Bush ## More by Bill Maher > [A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/a-lot-of-people-say-they-are-dyslexic-some-have-to-realize-that-they/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-saw-this-anti-drug-commercial-that-showed-a-kid-smoking-pot-in-his/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/to-all-conservative-women-out-there-if-you-are-so-sure-the-embryo/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/curious-people-are-intersting-people-i-wonder-why-that-is/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/you-see-the-difference-is-the-republicans-hatred-of-obama-is-based-on/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [The food is out of this world!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-food-is-out-of-this-world/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-there-is-no-devil-so-stop-blaming-your-screw-ups-on-him-last/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/if-we-were-a-dog-and-god-owned-us-the-cops-would-come-and-take-us-away/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-the-white-house-doesn-t-have-to-release-the-dead-bin-laden/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I think religion is bad and drugs are good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-religion-is-bad-and-drugs-are-good/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-don-t-hate-america-i-love-america-i-want-it-to-be-better-the-only/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-americans-must-realize-what-makes-nfl-football-so-great/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/so-many-kids-are-fat-drug-addicts-these-days-it-s-almost-as-if-rush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-we-don-t-know-is-about-jeb-bush-and-cocaine-but-we-do-know-that/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-find-that-the-world-is-changing-much-much-faster-than-i-can-even/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bush/bill-maher/#itemlist", "name": "8 Bush Quotes By Bill Maher", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I do miss George Bush. 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