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title: "4 Bush Dick Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be-alive-when-the-three-most/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be-alive-when-the-three-most-2/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02d/kurt-vonnegut-41_addiction_the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be-a_529950.jpg)

> [I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-mustaine/i-think-i-d-make-a-better-president-than-george-bush-i-ll-tell-you/)

[Dave Mustaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-mustaine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/dave-mustaine-8615_dick-cheney_i-think-i-d-make-a-better-president-than_1373525.png)

> [“Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/thanks-a-lot-you-dirty-rats-the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/399/kurt-vonnegut-41_gratitude_thanks-a-lot-you-dirty-rats-the-last-thi_2252956.jpg)

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