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title: "3 Bus Quotes By Woody Harrelson"
description: "3 Bus quotes by Woody Harrelson. Plus more from Woody Harrelson and more Bus sayings from other authors."
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> [I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-was-on-my-bus-and-on-my-bus-i-have-a-yoga-swing-jennifes-comes-on/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c35/woody-harrelson-3830_bus_i-was-on-my-bus-and-on-my-bus-i-have-a-y_615998.jpg)

> [When I was 23, 24, I used to have a really bad runny nose, mucus, tons of acne, reddishness all over. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/when-i-was-23-24-i-used-to-have-a-really-bad-runny-nose-mucus-tons-of/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/woody-harrelson-3830_acne_when-i-was-23-24-i-used-to-have-a-really_1769165.jpg)

> [I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-used-to-have-terrible-acne-on-my-face-red-splotchy-discoloration/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/873/woody-harrelson-3830_acne_i-used-to-have-terrible-acne-on-my-face_2233364.jpg)

## Other authors on Bus

## More by Woody Harrelson

> [When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/when-i-was-in-my-twenties-and-just-so-sexually-prolific-the-first/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [Through my work with PETA, I have learned a great deal about chimpanzee behavior and the plight of chimpanzees imprisoned in laboratories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/through-my-work-with-peta-i-have-learned-a-great-deal-about/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/pesticides-came-about-after-the-first-world-war-some-brainy/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-wrapped-a-movie-called-zombieland-in-which-i-was-constantly-under/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-remember-my-first-run-in-with-cops-it-took-me-really-getting-to/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/when-i-m-in-new-york-i-bike-everywhere-i-have-a-couple-of-bikes/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of hard for me. And in 'Rampart,' the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/on-the-messenger-just-imagining-playing-the-part-of-a-soldier-in-that/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [I had a hard time with that hockey. I hadn't grown up skating, so that was my biggest challenge. We worked on it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-had-a-hard-time-with-that-hockey-i-hadn-t-grown-up-skating-so-that/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [The war against terrorism is terrorism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/the-war-against-terrorism-is-terrorism/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/it-s-an-odd-beast-fame-it-s-got-multiple-personalities/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [ I truly love \[Andy Serkis\]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came over to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-truly-love-andy-serkis-he-s-an-amazing-guy-yeah-i-think-that-when/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [If we're living in a free country,we should be free to do what we want to do if we're not hurting anyone else or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/if-we-re-living-in-a-free-country-we-should-be-free-to-do-what-we/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [My main hope for myself is to be where I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/my-main-hope-for-myself-is-to-be-where-i-am/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [I can go through long droughts. I do sometimes think I probably could have become a scholar in multiple languages and learned various martial…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/i-can-go-through-long-droughts-i-do-sometimes-think-i-probably-could/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

> [In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/in-sixth-grade-some-kid-was-being-inappropriate-with-a-girl-i-said-he/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

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