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title: "1 Burglars Quotes By Tre Cool"
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> [I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-d-probably-be-a-burglar-i-d-burgle-people/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/tre-cool-13795_burglar_i-d-probably-be-a-burglar-i-d-burgle-peo_2266789.png)

## More by Tre Cool

> [I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years. We have become more close. I think having kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-ve-been-working-on-my-relationship-with-my-parents-and-my-sister/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-ve-never-been-beaten-up-i-m-a-black-belt-in-run-fu/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/punk-rock-has-become-another-viable-art-form-it-always-was-but-now-it/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/prosthetic-head-is-better-than-no-head-in-the-morning/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/life-is-like-breakfast-you-just-mix-all-ingredients-cause-in-your/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/music-has-never-been-at-a-better-time-then-it-is-right-now-we-re/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-m-not-exactly-sure-how-many-kids-i-have-but-yes-i-do-miss-them/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/school-is-practice-for-the-future-and-practice-makes-perfect-and/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/a-lot-of-drummers-get-sidetracked-by-the-instrument-it-can-engulf-you/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-told-my-dad-yeah-i-m-going-to-be-a-drummer-and-he-said-well-if-you/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [I get mad when people are against pot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-get-mad-when-people-are-against-pot/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/don-t-jack-off-a-cactus-you-ll-only-hurt-your-hand-and-the-cactus/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-wanna-survive-an-avalanche-i-wanna-be-one-of-those-people-a-dog/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [No man can eat fifty eggs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/no-man-can-eat-fifty-eggs/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

> [Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/yeah-i-m-going-to-learn-i-m-going-to-learn-to-skate-really-good-and/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

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