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title: "70 Burglars Quotes by 65 authors"
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> [Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miles-kington/astronomers-like-burglars-and-jazz-musicians-operate-best-at-night/)

[Miles Kington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miles-kington/)

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> [It is the first time the burglar has been appointed as caretaker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gough-whitlam/it-is-the-first-time-the-burglar-has-been-appointed-as-caretaker/)

[Gough Whitlam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gough-whitlam/)

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> [Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/looking-for-an-honest-politician-is-like-looking-for-an-ethical/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-chiles/burglars-know-there-s-more-than-one-way-to-skin-a-vault/)

James Chiles

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> [Actors and burglars work better at night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cedric-hardwicke/actors-and-burglars-work-better-at-night/)

[Cedric Hardwicke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cedric-hardwicke/)

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> [I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tre-cool/i-d-probably-be-a-burglar-i-d-burgle-people/)

[Tre Cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tre-cool/)

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> [There is more than one way to burn a book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/there-is-more-than-one-way-to-burn-a-book/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [There's more than one way to be a girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-faust/there-s-more-than-one-way-to-be-a-girl/)

[Lauren Faust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-faust/)

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> [...Registering guns is like sending a list of your household valuables to a burglars' guild. Why invite - guarantee - a visit.?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-w-royce/registering-guns-is-like-sending-a-list-of-your-household-valuables/)

[Kenneth W. Royce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-w-royce/)

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> [Concerning politics: "The American media is like a watchdog who has developed an affection for the burglar."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-dart/concerning-politics-the-american-media-is-like-a-watchdog-who-has/)

Ron Dart

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> [“Congratulations! We’re reverse burglars, here to give you fifty gold solari!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/congratulations-we-re-reverse-burglars-here-to-give-you-fifty-gold/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/misers-get-up-early-in-the-morning-and-burglars-i-am-informed-get-up/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Kill the fears before they endorse your failures. When you attempt to stop the terrorist at the time he's at work, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israelmore-ayivor/kill-the-fears-before-they-endorse-your-failures-when-you-attempt-to/)

[Israelmore Ayivor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israelmore-ayivor/)

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> [Vigilantly guard your mind against erroneous and destructive thought as you would guard your house against burglars and assassins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grenville-kleiser/vigilantly-guard-your-mind-against-erroneous-and-destructive-thought/)

[Grenville Kleiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grenville-kleiser/)

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> [The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elias-canetti/the-fear-of-burglars-is-not-only-the-fear-of-being-robbed-but-also/)

[Elias Canetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elias-canetti/)

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> [A fragrance is like a cat burglar in your brain, it has the key with which to pick the lock and unleash…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roja-dove/a-fragrance-is-like-a-cat-burglar-in-your-brain-it-has-the-key-with/)

Roja Dove

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> [If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-ervin/if-the-many-allegations-made-to-this-date-are-true-then-the-burglars/)

[Sam Ervin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-ervin/)

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> [The best of Donald Westlake's pseudonymous thrillers about Parker, the toughest burglar who ever lived. . . .Out of print for years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-teachout/the-best-of-donald-westlake-s-pseudonymous-thrillers-about-parker-the/)

[Terry Teachout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-teachout/)

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> [There are times ... when any visitor - in person, by phone, by mail - is an intruder, a burglar, a space…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toni-cade-bambara/there-are-times-when-any-visitor-in-person-by-phone-by-mail-is-an/)

[Toni Cade Bambara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toni-cade-bambara/)

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> [After a burglary of all her most valued and treasured possessions, Winston Churchill's aging mother wrote: "That burglar relieved me of an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sebba/after-a-burglary-of-all-her-most-valued-and-treasured-possessions/)

[Anne Sebba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sebba/)

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> [If you ask any ordinary reader which of Dickens's proletarian characters he can remember, the three he is almost certain to mention…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/if-you-ask-any-ordinary-reader-which-of-dickens-s-proletarian/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [TacOps is a unit which breaks into homes and offices to plant bugging devices. They get into mafia hangouts, they go into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-kessler/tacops-is-a-unit-which-breaks-into-homes-and-offices-to-plant-bugging/)

[Ronald Kessler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-kessler/)

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> [Go face the fire at sea, or the cholera in your friend's house, or the burglar in your own, or what danger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/go-face-the-fire-at-sea-or-the-cholera-in-your-friend-s-house-or-the/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [The Saudis have never shown any respect for human rights, either now or in the past. Even a petty burglar faces having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohammed-reza-pahlavi/the-saudis-have-never-shown-any-respect-for-human-rights-either-now/)

[Mohammed Reza Pahlavi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohammed-reza-pahlavi/)

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> [Biography is the medium through which the remaining secrets of the famous dead are taken from them and dumped out in full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-malcolm/biography-is-the-medium-through-which-the-remaining-secrets-of-the/)

[Janet Malcolm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-malcolm/)

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> [claiming that the destructive practice of mountaintop removal mining, blowing the tops off mountains to get at the coal beneath, performs the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-conrad/claiming-that-the-destructive-practice-of-mountaintop-removal-mining/)

[Joseph Conrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-conrad/)

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> [ Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . \[library\]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/suppose-burglars-had-made-entry-into-this-library-picture-them-seated/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Never Forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-neil-smith/never-forget-even-for-an-instant-that-the-one-and-only-reason-anybody/)

[L. Neil Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-neil-smith/)

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> [What is any political campaign save a concerted effort to turn out a set of politicians who are admittedly bad and put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/what-is-any-political-campaign-save-a-concerted-effort-to-turn-out-a/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> ["Once there, always there", would give you less freedom than you recently enjoyed, but more security. Security not in the sense of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zygmunt-bauman/once-there-always-there-would-give-you-less-freedom-than-you-recently/)

[Zygmunt Bauman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zygmunt-bauman/)

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> [I support people having a gun in public full stop, not just in your home. We don't have the right to bear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-vaughn/i-support-people-having-a-gun-in-public-full-stop-not-just-in-your/)

[Vince Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-vaughn/)

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> [Do you believe in God? Perhaps you aren't old enough. The reason old people believe in God is because they've given up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hesketh-pearson/do-you-believe-in-god-perhaps-you-aren-t-old-enough-the-reason-old/)

[Hesketh Pearson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hesketh-pearson/)

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> [“He smiled affably at the burglar, a burly fellow whom he continued to hold with one hand, as easily as if he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-peters/he-smiled-affably-at-the-burglar-a-burly-fellow-whom-he-continued-to/)

[Elizabeth Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-peters/)

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> [“Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians, Tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-eliot-2/mungojerrie-and-rumpleteazer-were-a-very-notorious-couple-of-cats-as/)

[T.S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-eliot-2/)

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> [Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/don-t-throw-a-baby-at-anything-even-a-burglar/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [Burglars, judging by our statistics, define opportunity as an unoccupied, unlocked house stocked with portable television sets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-cvetko/burglars-judging-by-our-statistics-define-opportunity-as-an/)

Gerald Cvetko

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> [If experience teaches us anything at all, it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/if-experience-teaches-us-anything-at-all-it-teaches-us-this-that-a/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing If my burglar alarm starts ringing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-notorious-b-i-g/there-s-gonna-be-a-lot-of-slow-singing-and-flower-bringing-if-my/)

[The Notorious B.I.G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-notorious-b-i-g/)

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> [“But he's nice," Barby objected. Tom Bishop smiled without humor. "Most pleasant and interesting man I ever knew was a burglar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-blaine/but-he-s-nice-barby-objected-tom-bishop-smiled-without-humor-most/)

[John Blaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-blaine/)

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> [God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herbert-beerbohm-tree/god-is-a-sort-of-burglar-as-a-young-man-you-knock-him-down-as-an-old/)

[Herbert Beerbohm Tree](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herbert-beerbohm-tree/)

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                        "text": "The Saudis have never shown any respect for human rights, either now or in the past. Even a petty burglar faces having one of his hands chopped off. The liberal press in America prefers to ignore all this, although they don't hesitate to blacken the reputation of Iran.",
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                        "text": "Biography is the medium through which the remaining secrets of the famous dead are taken from them and dumped out in full view of the world. The biographer at work, indeed, is like the professional burglar, breaking into a house, rifling through certain drawers that he has good reason to think contain the jewelry and money, and triumphantly bearing his loot away.",
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                        "text": "claiming that the destructive practice of mountaintop removal mining, blowing the tops off mountains to get at the coal beneath, performs the \"necessary\" function of creating flat land for development To tear treasure out of the bowels of the land was their desire, with no more moral purpose at the back of it than there is in burglars breaking into a safe.",
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                        "text": "Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring the light of their dark-lanterns over some books they found, and thus absorbing moral truths and getting moral uplift. The whole course of their lives would have been changed. As it was, they kept straight on in their immoral way and were sent to jail. For all I know, they may next be sent to Congress.",
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                        "text": "Never Forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is to make you weaker than he is, so he can do something to you that you wouldn't allow him to do if you were equipped to prevent it. This goes for burglars, muggers, and rapists, and even more so for policemen, bureaucrats, and politicians.",
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                        "text": "What is any political campaign save a concerted effort to turn out a set of politicians who are admittedly bad and put in a set who are thought to be better. The former assumption, I believe is always sound; the latter is just as certainly false. For if experience teaches us anything at all it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.",
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                        "text": "\"Once there, always there\", would give you less freedom than you recently enjoyed, but more security. Security not in the sense of safety from terrorists, burglars, or pickpockets... but security in the sense of knowing where you are, who you are, on what kind of future you can count, what will happen, whether you will preserve your position in society or whether you will be degraded and humiliated - this sort of security. This sort of security for many, many people - a rising number of people - looks at the moment more attractive than more freedom.",
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                        "text": "I support people having a gun in public full stop, not just in your home. We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It's not about duck hunting; it's about the ability of the individual. It's the same reason we have freedom of speech.",
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                        "text": "Do you believe in God? Perhaps you aren't old enough. The reason old people believe in God is because they've given up believing in anything else, and one can't exist without faith in something… God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man, you try to conciliate him because he may knock you down. Moral: don't grow old.",
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                        "text": "“He smiled affably at the burglar, a burly fellow whom he continued to hold with one hand, as easily as if he had been a child. The entire household had been aroused, and a good number of them had joined in, shouting questions and brandishing various deadly instruments. The burglar glared wildly at Emerson, bare to the waist and bulging with muscle - at Gargery and his cudgel - at Selim, fingering a knife even longer than Nefret's - at assorted footmen armed with pokers, spits, and cleavers - and at the giant form of Daoud advancing purposefully toward him. 'It's a bleedin' army!' he gurgled. 'The lyin' barstard said you was some kind of professor!”",
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                        "text": "“Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians, Tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had an extensive reputation. [...] When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn’t get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, And the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow \"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! For the joint has gone from the oven like that!\" Then the family would say: \"It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie – or Rumpleteazer!\" - And most of the time they left it at that. Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had a wonderful way of working together. And some of the time you would say it was luck And some of the time you would say it was weather. They would go through the house like a hurricane, And no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie – or Rumpleteazer? Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? And when you heard a dining room smash Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming Then the family would say: \"Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie! And Rumpleteazer!\" And there's nothing at all to be done about that!”",
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