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title: "6 Burglar Alarm Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-carr/modern-man-threw-a-brick-through-his-own-window-in-order-to-sell/)

[Allen Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-carr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/allen-carr-29068_alarms_modern-man-threw-a-brick-through-his-own_122608.jpg)

> [“Gya!! Stay away from me, weirdo! I'll press the burglar alarm!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peach-pit/gya-stay-away-from-me-weirdo-i-ll-press-the-burglar-alarm/)

[Peach-Pit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peach-pit/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/961/peach-pit-24485_alarm_gya-stay-away-from-me-weirdo-i-ll-press_614860.jpg)

> [There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing If my burglar alarm starts ringing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-notorious-b-i-g/there-s-gonna-be-a-lot-of-slow-singing-and-flower-bringing-if-my/)

[The Notorious B.I.G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-notorious-b-i-g/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51a/the-notorious-b-i-g-8034_alarm_there-s-gonna-be-a-lot-of-slow-singing-a_639601.png)

> [There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-s-gonna-be-a-lot-of-slow-singin-and-flower-bringin-if-my-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“guess the question is, how paranoid do you want to be? How many guns does it take to make you feel safe?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/guess-the-question-is-how-paranoid-do-you-want-to-be-how-many-guns/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/739/stephen-king-13_children_guess-the-question-is-how-paranoid-do-yo_1433345.jpg)

> [Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-coolidge/too-often-the-opportunity-knocks-but-by-the-time-you-push-back-the/)

[Rita Coolidge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-coolidge/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db0/rita-coolidge-25500_alarm_too-often-the-opportunity-knocks-but-by_3061945.jpg)

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