--- title: "6 Bunch Quotes By Frank Zappa" description: "6 Bunch quotes by Frank Zappa. Plus more from Frank Zappa and more Bunch sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/frank-zappa-702_broadcasters_the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threaten_396433.jpg" --- > [The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threatening-to-take-away-their/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/frank-zappa-702_broadcasters_the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threaten_396433.jpg) > [The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-establishment-of-a-rating-system-voluntary-or-otherwise-opens-the/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/142/frank-zappa-702_atheism_the-establishment-of-a-rating-system-vol_483686.jpg) > [Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/classical-music-is-this-music-that-was-written-by-a-bunch-of-dead/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/frank-zappa-702_bunch_classical-music-is-this-music-that-was-w_2342540.jpg) > [lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/lf-you-re-going-to-deal-with-reality-you-re-going-to-have-to-make-one/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/253/frank-zappa-702_bigs_lf-you-re-going-to-deal-with-reality-you_2511006.jpg) > [Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/scientology-how-about-that-you-hold-on-to-the-tin-cans-and-then-this/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eda/frank-zappa-702_asks_scientology-how-about-that-you-hold-on-t_2788354.jpg) > [Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/tosses-her-head-and-flips-her-hair-she-got-a-whole-bunch-of-nothing/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/418/frank-zappa-702_art_tosses-her-head-and-flips-her-hair-she-g_3200493.jpg) ## Other authors on Bunch ## More by Frank Zappa > [If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/if-you-want-to-get-laid-go-to-college-if-you-want-an-education-go-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/while-your-children-are-sleeping-your-puppy-is-crappin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Very few people do covers of my tunes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/very-few-people-do-covers-of-my-tunes/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/cocaine-decisions-that-you-make-today-will-mean-nothing-later-on-when/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/government-is-the-entertainment-division-of-the-military-industrial/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/do-your-job-and-do-it-right-life-s-a-ball-tv-tonight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/fact-of-the-matter-is-there-is-no-hip-world-there-is-no-straight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/broken-hearts-are-for-assholes-are-you-an-asshole/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/anyone-who-is-disturbed-by-the-idea-of-newts-in-a-nightclub-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-bigger-the-cushion-the-better-the-pushin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/give-me-the-enchilada-with-the-pickle-sauce-shoved-up-between-the/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/sit-and-spin-til-you-rot-on-the-cosmic-utensil/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [To me absurdity is the only reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/to-me-absurdity-is-the-only-reality/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/is-this-something-new-having-people-stomp-on-you-is-it-what-i-need-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/look-here-brother-who-you-jivin-with-that-cosmik-debris/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bunch/frank-zappa/#itemlist", "name": "6 Bunch Quotes By Frank Zappa", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threatening-to-take-away-their/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/frank-zappa-702_broadcasters_the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threaten_396433.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/frank-zappa-702_broadcasters_the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threaten_396433.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/frank-zappa-702_broadcasters_the-fcc-extorts-broadcasters-by-threaten_396433.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. 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