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title: "2 Bumps Quotes By Alan Davies"
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> [I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-dont-drive-around-london-much-any-journey-around-islington-involves/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

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> [I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-don-t-drive-around-london-much-any-journey-around-islington/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

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## More by Alan Davies

> [I was hugely disappointed that 'Whites' was cancelled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-was-hugely-disappointed-that-whites-was-cancelled/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-liked-the-idea-of-all-of-humanity-fitting-inside-a-sugar-cube/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-like-pubs-too-but-it-s-hard-for-me-to-go-and-get-proper-bladdered/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-see-myself-as-a-comic-but-the-acting-helps-sell-tickets-for-gigs/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-dont-drive-around-london-much-any-journey-around-islington-involves/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/the-one-i-remember-is-going-into-london-as-it-was-for-us-in-essex-on/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/there-s-a-lot-to-do-when-you-re-a-kid-spiders-to-catch-girls-to-poke/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-m-not-a-great-shopper-but-i-do-buy-a-lot-of-books-i-m-the/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/a-foolproof-plan-for-not-getting-a-job-show-up-for-your-interview/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/the-thing-i-d-really-like-to-see-is-the-old-london-bridge-with-all/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/the-principle-that-light-can-be-in-two-places-at-the-same-time-is/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/a-bambiraptor-is-a-savage-baby-dear/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [My favourite restaurant is the Thai Corner Cafe on St Paul's Road. We go there all the time. I shouldn't really mention it -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/my-favourite-restaurant-is-the-thai-corner-cafe-on-st-paul-s-road-we/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-don-t-drive-around-london-much-any-journey-around-islington/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

> [I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-davies/i-m-quite-a-curious-person-i-don-t-mind-being-the-one-who-doesn-t/)

[Alan Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-davies/)

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