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title: "125 Bumper Quotes by 110 authors"
description: "Browse 125 Bumper quotes by 110 authors. Discover the best Bumper sayings and thoughts."
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> [Im not tailgating I'm just tring to keep my bumper on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-tailgating-i-m-just-tring-to-keep-my-bumper-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Consciousness: That annoying time between naps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/consciousness-that-annoying-time-between-naps/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [Aging is for people who don't know any better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-horton/aging-is-for-people-who-don-t-know-any-better/)

[Tony Horton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-horton/)

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> [Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/yeah-but-what-happens-if-life-hands-me-pickles-bumper-sticker/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damien-fahey/my-other-car-is-a-vehicle-with-a-bumper-sticker-describing-this-car/)

[Damien Fahey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damien-fahey/)

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> [Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-benzine/cars-and-bumper-cars-are-two-very-different-things-never-sleep-in-a/)

[Craig Benzine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-benzine/)

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> [When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/when-everything-s-coming-your-way-you-re-in-the-wrong-lane/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-bumper-sticker-says-my-other-car-is-a/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F\*\*\* NOT?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/if-my-mother-were-a-bumper-sticker-she-would-read-that-s-not/)

[Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/)

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> [Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/solomon-ortiz/supporting-the-troops-has-got-to-mean-more-than-bumper-stickers-on/)

[Solomon Ortiz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/solomon-ortiz/)

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> [I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-hate-bumper-stickers-you-can-t-sum-anything-up-all-you-do-is-paint/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

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> [One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-sessums/one-thing-i-learned-in-sobriety-is-to-stop-being-judgmental-to-always/)

[Kevin Sessums](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-sessums/)

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> [There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurence-tribe/there-are-a-lot-of-things-that-fit-on-a-bumper-sticker-in-terms-of/)

[Laurence Tribe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurence-tribe/)

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> [Now look at that pepper on the back of that bumper. She ain't even playing when she's shaking that rumper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baby-bash/now-look-at-that-pepper-on-the-back-of-that-bumper-she-ain-t-even/)

[Baby Bash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baby-bash/)

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> [Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregg-rogell/does-that-really-work-converting-someone-with-a-bumper-sticker-how/)

[Gregg Rogell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregg-rogell/)

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> [This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-mcdowell/this-is-the-age-of-the-new-tolerance-and-it-is-producing-a-bumper/)

[Josh McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-mcdowell/)

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> [“It is not only the viability and variety of the seed that makes the harvest look plumpy. Sometimes, the soil must value…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israelmore-ayivor/it-is-not-only-the-viability-and-variety-of-the-seed-that-makes-the/)

[Israelmore Ayivor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israelmore-ayivor/)

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> [Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/every-time-i-see-the-bumper-sticker-that-says-we-think-we-re-humans/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-group-called-draft-biden-2016-has-started-selling-bumper-stickers/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-lessig/if-you-are-explaining-you-re-losing-it-s-a-bumper-sticker-culture/)

[Lawrence Lessig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-lessig/)

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> [A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/a-lot-of-people-don-t-like-bumper-stickers-i-don-t-mind-bumper/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [It just so happened that my agent called and said, 'There's this movie 'Pitch Perfect.' Here are the sides.' I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/utkarsh-ambudkar/it-just-so-happened-that-my-agent-called-and-said-there-s-this-movie/)

[Utkarsh Ambudkar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/utkarsh-ambudkar/)

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> [Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-hiaasen/garcia-wondered-why-people-with-jesus-stickers-on-their-bumper-always/)

[Carl Hiaasen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-hiaasen/)

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> [I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-lear/i-wish-i-knew-how-we-achieve-the-goal-of-world-peace-my-bumper/)

[Norman Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-lear/)

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> [The state of mind of the photographer creating is a blank. I might add that this condition exists only at special times,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/minor-white/the-state-of-mind-of-the-photographer-creating-is-a-blank-i-might-add/)

[Minor White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/minor-white/)

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> [Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-smith/instant-enlightenment-a-quintessential-modernism-culture-and-religion/)

[Kenny Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-smith/)

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> [One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/one-thing-i-like-about-the-united-states-and-i-kind-of-miss-about-the/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/you-never-want-to-be-the-worst-bowler-of-the-group-because-then/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-steyn/there-s-a-kind-of-decadence-about-all-this-if-9-11-was-really-an/)

[Mark Steyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-steyn/)

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> [I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-s-monson/i-read-with-keen-interest-the-words-of-a-bumper-sticker-readily/)

[Thomas S. Monson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-s-monson/)

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> [A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-lehane/a-pretty-face-had-been-damaged-by-acne-scars-and-she-wore-and-extra/)

[Dennis Lehane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-lehane/)

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> [Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-wise/stuff-happens-that-s-the-g-rated-version-that-s-a-bumper-sticker-that/)

[Tim Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-wise/)

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> [Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayelet-waldman/nothing-makes-me-roll-my-eyes-faster-than-a-coexist-bumper-sticker/)

[Ayelet Waldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayelet-waldman/)

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> [A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-brinsley-sheridan/a-bumper-of-good-liquor-will-end-a-contest-quicker-than-justice-judge/)

[Richard Brinsley Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-brinsley-sheridan/)

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> [There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/there-s-a-difference-between-a-philosophy-and-a-bumper-sticker/)

[Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/)

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> [When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-life-hands-you-lemons-say-lemons-what-else-have-you-got-bumper/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most \[borrowed from Mark Twain\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/of-all-the-things-i-ve-lost-i-miss-my-mind-the-most-borrowed-from/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bolton/i-don-t-much-believe-in-bumper-sticker-characterizations-of-foreign/)

[John Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bolton/)

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> [“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-collect-human-skin-i-keep-it-all-on-the-bumper-of-my-car/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/genius-has-its-limitations-insanity-not-so-much-bumper-sticker/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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## Top authors on Bumper

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-darynda-jones-26963.jpg) Darynda Jones 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bumper/darynda-jones/)

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                        "text": "The state of mind of the photographer creating is a blank. I might add that this condition exists only at special times, namely when looking for pictures. -Something keeps him from falling off curbs, down open manholes, into bumpers of skidding trucks while in this condition but goes off duty at other times. . . . This is a very special kind of blank. A very active state of mind really, it is a very receptive state. . .",
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                        "text": "Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit are not so exempt from the natural domain that they can simply produce self-change instantaneously, on demand. Wisdom precipitates through a notoriously slow apparatus of retorts and flasks, and it has to find receptive ground only in a properly seasoned mind.",
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                        "text": "One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here in England, but no one's going to have a sign in front of their house. Nobody's going to wear buttons. And in France, same thing. In America I like that people have signs and buttons and bumper stickers. Sometimes you'll smile at someone from a distance, then you'll get up close and you'll see their pin, and you're like, \"Oh my god. I wasted a smile on you?\"",
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                        "text": "You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. \"You can do it! We're praying for you.\" The advice starts. \"Use a heavier ball.\" \"Keep your arm straight.\" \"You should get a vasectomy.\" If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. \"You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?\"",
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                        "text": "There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a bumper sticker bragging that you were on to it. Fantasy is a by-product of security: it's the difference between hanging upside down in your dominatrix's bondage parlor after work on Friday and enduring the real thing for years on end in Saddam's prisons…",
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                        "text": "I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving in and out of the traffic stream. The words were these: \"Honk if you love Jesus.\" No one honked. Perhaps each was disturbed by the thoughtless and rude actions of the offending driver. Then, again, would honking be an appropriate manner in which to show one's love for the Son of God, the Savior of the world, the Redeemer of all mankind? Such was not the pattern provided by Jesus of Nazareth.",
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                        "text": "A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she'd grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry bumper stickers with lots of exclamation points. But right now, she was just another in a long line of pissed-off small-town girls with a shitty outlook.",
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