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title: "2 Bumper Quotes By David Cross"
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> [I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-hate-bumper-stickers-you-can-t-sum-anything-up-all-you-do-is-paint/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/david-cross-3386_bumper_i-hate-bumper-stickers-you-can-t-sum-any_37075.png)

> [We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/we-should-just-get-somebody-from-the-left-and-the-right-and-they/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/930/david-cross-3386_bumper_we-should-just-get-somebody-from-the-lef_2260101.png)

## Other authors on Bumper

## More by David Cross

> [In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/in-new-york-you-are-constantly-faced-with-this-very-urgent-decision/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-read-the-new-york-times-and-if-i-m-in-a-different-city-i-ll-skim/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-hate-bumper-stickers-you-can-t-sum-anything-up-all-you-do-is-paint/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/there-s-the-disingenuous-duplicitousness-but-you-can-apply-that-to/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-remember-being-a-kid-and-the-vietnam-war-was-huge-and-looking-at/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-grew-up-in-that-minority-i-grew-up-in-the-south-in-roswell-georgia/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [ I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the \[Donald\] Trump stuff and the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-think-for-a-lot-of-people-it-s-just-where-their-saturation-point/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/it-s-not-about-trying-to-be-funny-all-the-time-it-s-more-of-a/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-still-think-that-hopefully-you-re-not-ahead-of-the-jokes-and-i/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/you-cannot-win-a-war-on-terrorism-it-s-like-having-a-war-on-jealousy/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/most-people-who-have-kids-are-hey-i-want-another-me-i-like-me-i-m/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-was-in-antwerp-which-i-had-about-20-shows-left-at-that-point-and-a/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/in-new-york-there-isn-t-that-weird-palpable-competitive-thing-where/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/so-all-my-friends-have-kids-now-which-i-think-is-rude/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

> [I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-m-a-professional-comic-whether-you-think-i-m-funny-or-not-that-s/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

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