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> [“For too many questions there’s only one vague answer: God was everywhere (Martin once remarked: not in my undies!), accompanied by a thinly veiled threat: if you didn’t swallow the whole lot, you’d get your bum roasted at Satan’s grill.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/for-too-many-questions-there-s-only-one-vague-answer-god-was/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

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