--- title: "8 Bullshit Quotes By Sharlene05" description: "8 Bullshit quotes by Sharlene05. Plus more from Sharlene05 and more Bullshit sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_little-girl-asks-her-grandma-grandma-can_732295.jpg" --- > [Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/little-girl-asks-her-grandma-grandma-can-you-show-me-a-magic-trick/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_little-girl-asks-her-grandma-grandma-can_732295.jpg) > [Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/kindergarten-teacher-trying-to-explain-the-definition-of-the-word/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29d/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_kindergarten-teacher-trying-to-explain-t_1528052.jpg) > [Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/even-if-you-have-dark-skin-don-t-be-sad-coz-is-hurts-more-to-be/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f70/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_even-if-you-have-dark-skin-don-t-be-sad_1695445.jpg) > [Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True )](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/someone-told-me-if-you-don-t-eat-you-don-t-shit-if-you-don-t-shit-you/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_someone-told-me-if-you-don-t-eat-you-don_1823445.jpg) > [Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/seeing-a-spider-isn-t-a-problem-it-becomes-a-problem-when-it/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02b/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_seeing-a-spider-isn-t-a-problem-it-becom_1960430.jpg) > [Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/daughter-asks-her-mum-mum-how-many-kinds-of-penises-are-there-mother/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5db/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_daughter-asks-her-mum-mum-how-many-kinds_2389749.jpg) > [Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/son-asks-his-father-dad-how-many-kinds-of-boobies-are-there-father/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea4/sharlene05-3732_breasts_son-asks-his-father-dad-how-many-kinds-o_2802533.jpg) > [Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/girls-practice-makes-perfect-boys-but-nobody-is-perfect-so-why-do-we/) Sharlene05 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/sharlene05-3732_bullshit_girls-practice-makes-perfect-boys-but-no_2810486.jpg) ## Other authors on Bullshit - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-sarah-moores-648.jpg) Sarah Moores 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/sarah-moores/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-glen-rambharack-269.jpg) Glen Rambharack 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/glen-rambharack/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-toba-beta-105.jpg) Toba Beta 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/toba-beta/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-stephen-king-87054.jpg) Stephen King 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/stephen-king/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-harry-frankfurt-40664.jpg) Harry Frankfurt 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/harry-frankfurt/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-rollins-41662.jpg) Henry Rollins 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/henry-rollins/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-david-foster-wallace-27461.jpg) David Foster Wallace 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/david-foster-wallace/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-scott-lynch-83666.jpg) Scott Lynch 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/scott-lynch/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-justin-halpern-54644.jpg) Justin Halpern 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/justin-halpern/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-chuck-palahniuk-24118.jpg) Chuck Palahniuk 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/chuck-palahniuk/) ## More by Sharlene05 > [We are not too close in distance, we are not too near in mils. but text can touch our hearts and thoughts can make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/we-are-not-too-close-in-distance-we-are-not-too-near-in-mils-but-text/) Sharlene05 > [Long distance relationship is only for those people who are strong enough and patient to wait for someone they really want to be with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/long-distance-relationship-is-only-for-those-people-who-are-strong/) Sharlene05 > [Don't show them that you are affected.. Instead, show them that you are happy even without them.. To put a sad face on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/don-t-show-them-that-you-are-affected-instead-show-them-that-you-are/) Sharlene05 > [It takes a minute to have crush on someone, It takes hour to like someone, It takes a day to love someone, but it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/it-takes-a-minute-to-have-crush-on-someone-it-takes-hour-to-like/) Sharlene05 > [I can't be with you today, but if you close your eyes and think; I'll be beside you in the kitchen wearing your shirt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/i-can-t-be-with-you-today-but-if-you-close-your-eyes-and-think-i-ll/) Sharlene05 > [If someone throw you a ROCK, then throw them back a BREAD. 'Coz if u will do the same as what they did. You're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/if-someone-throw-you-a-rock-then-throw-them-back-a-bread-coz-if-u/) Sharlene05 > [Jealousy can kill a relationship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/jealousy-can-kill-a-relationship/) Sharlene05 > [I miss you cuddling me while I'm cooking, I miss you waking me up with your kiss in the morning, I miss you holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/i-miss-you-cuddling-me-while-i-m-cooking-i-miss-you-waking-me-up-with/) Sharlene05 > [If you love someone but your someone loves someone else, still be the same someone as before. because the time will come when your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/if-you-love-someone-but-your-someone-loves-someone-else-still-be-the/) Sharlene05 > [Ignore the people talking behind your back. That's where they belong. Just behind you and making you famous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/ignore-the-people-talking-behind-your-back-that-s-where-they-belong/) Sharlene05 > [Taking responsibility for what you did shows strength and maturity. People will may not accept your apology right away but they'll respect that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/taking-responsibility-for-what-you-did-shows-strength-and-maturity/) Sharlene05 > [Listen before you complain and Think before you speak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/listen-before-you-complain-and-think-before-you-speak/) Sharlene05 > [True Love is like a river, Someone will might try to stop it. But hearts can always find a way to be together again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/true-love-is-like-a-river-someone-will-might-try-to-stop-it-but/) Sharlene05 > [Don't be too good, I might miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be too sweet, I might fall. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/don-t-be-too-good-i-might-miss-you-don-t-be-too-caring-i-might-like/) Sharlene05 > [There's one thing in my life I'm sure not to regret. It's the change given to me by God to know you and to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/there-s-one-thing-in-my-life-i-m-sure-not-to-regret-it-s-the-change/) Sharlene05 ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/sharlene05/#itemlist", "name": "8 Bullshit Quotes By Sharlene05", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one. Little girl walks over to her Grandpa. Little girl asks: Granpa, Grandma said you know a magic trick, could you show me one? Grandpa answers: Sure! Hop on my lap. 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