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title: "Best Bullshit Proverbs"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [Pain is an eight lettered word. Bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-toth/pain-is-an-eight-lettered-word-bullshit/)

[Blake Toth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-toth/)

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> [“My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/my-bullshit-metre-is-reading-that-as-false/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [When u talk shit behind your bestfriends back, Fuckk you!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/payge/when-u-talk-shit-behind-your-bestfriends-back-fuckk-you/)

[Payge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/payge/)

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> [“What bullshit were you saying? I was ignoring you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarina-bowen/what-bullshit-were-you-saying-i-was-ignoring-you/)

[Sarina Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarina-bowen/)

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> [Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amarjeet-das/some-people-are-just-beautifully-wrapped-boxes-of-bullshit/)

[Amarjeet Das](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amarjeet-das/)

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> [I'm not fluent in bullshit..speak english](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rashida-rowe/i-m-not-fluent-in-bullshit-speak-english/)

[Rashida Rowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rashida-rowe/)

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> [Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcclane/alright-thats-enough-of-this-kung-fu-bullshit/)

[John Mcclane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mcclane/)

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> [You speak two languages; English and bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonya-parker/you-speak-two-languages-english-and-bullshit/)

[SONYA PARKER](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonya-parker/)

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> [Deaf to the bullshit, blind to the fake shit, it's my life and I'll be damned if I waste it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/deaf-to-the-bullshit-blind-to-the-fake-shit-it-s-my-life-and-i-ll-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“It’s like my dear old MeeMaw always says, ‘You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leah-rae-miller/it-s-like-my-dear-old-meemaw-always-says-you-can-t-bullshit-a/)

[Leah Rae Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leah-rae-miller/)

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> [Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-hopkins/funny-how-when-your-life-is-mostly-bullshit-you-turn-off-feeling/)

[Ellen Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-hopkins/)

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> [WAIT WAIT...let me put my feet up cause the BULLSHIT is getting deep in here!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-moores/wait-wait-let-me-put-my-feet-up-cause-the-bullshit-is-getting-deep-in/)

[Sarah Moores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-moores/)

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> [I wonder if people can actually taste the bullshit as it spills out of their mouths.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wonder-if-people-can-actually-taste-the-bullshit-as-it-spills-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cliff-burton/when-i-started-i-decided-to-devote-my-life-to-it-and-not-get/)

[Cliff Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cliff-burton/)

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> [Uncertain of your promises, doubting your truths and lies. I look at you and all I see, is bullshit in your eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aly-johnson/uncertain-of-your-promises-doubting-your-truths-and-lies-i-look-at/)

[Aly Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aly-johnson/)

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> [“I wonder if you can taste the bullsh\*t that's coming out of your mouth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/i-wonder-if-you-can-taste-the-bullsh-t-that-s-coming-out-of-your-mouth/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [True love is when you 1st look into the person's eye and realize they are the one you will stay with forever--Reality…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/true-love-is-when-you-1st-look-into-the-person-s-eye-and-realize-they/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Oh yeah, by the way, baby. I'm your husband. You know, the one that died? The one that wouldn't come back to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lora-leigh/oh-yeah-by-the-way-baby-i-m-your-husband-you-know-the-one-that-died/)

[Lora Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lora-leigh/)

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> [To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janis-joplin/to-be-true-to-myself-to-be-the-person-that-was-on-the-inside-of-me/)

[Janis Joplin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janis-joplin/)

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> [This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-friedan/this-idea-that-the-employment-of-women-the-movement-of-women-outside/)

[Betty Friedan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-friedan/)

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> [There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-douglas/there-was-a-lot-of-tabloid-journalism-about-my-supposed-sex-addiction/)

[Michael Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-douglas/)

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> [Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daria-werbowy/sailing-really-forces-you-to-be-present-and-in-the-moment-you-kind-of/)

[Daria Werbowy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daria-werbowy/)

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> [The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-belfort/the-only-thing-standing-between-you-and-your-goal-is-the-bullshit/)

[Jordan Belfort](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-belfort/)

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> [I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cm-punk/i-m-jumping-in-right-now-and-i-m-going-to-say-that-everybody-i-know/)

[CM Punk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cm-punk/)

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> [My aim is to be understood by everyone. I reject the 'depth' that people demand nowadays, into which you can never descend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-grosz/my-aim-is-to-be-understood-by-everyone-i-reject-the-depth-that-people/)

[George Grosz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-grosz/)

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> [“As an editor, you develop a B.S. meter—an internal warning system that signals caution about journalism that doesn't feel trustworthy. Sometimes it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-weisberg/as-an-editor-you-develop-a-b-s-meter-an-internal-warning-system-that/)

[Jacob Weisberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-weisberg/)

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> [Reviews are all bullshit, because they always change. When House of 1000 Corpses came out, all the reviews were awful. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-zombie/reviews-are-all-bullshit-because-they-always-change-when-house-of/)

[Rob Zombie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-zombie/)

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> [Family & friends who know me say I changed & Im not the same person that I was before Yea that is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-smith/family-friends-who-know-me-say-i-changed-im-not-the-same-person-that/)

[Anna Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-smith/)

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> [I see the audience as the final collaborator. I think it's kind of bullshit when people say, "I'm not interested in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-nottage/i-see-the-audience-as-the-final-collaborator-i-think-it-s-kind-of/)

[Lynn Nottage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn-nottage/)

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> [People were standing up everywhere shouting, "This is me! This is me!" Every time you looked at them they stood up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-roth/people-were-standing-up-everywhere-shouting-this-is-me-this-is-me/)

[Philip Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-roth/)

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> [Over a year before I started recording Salad Days, so I finally sat down and was like I have to do this.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-demarco/over-a-year-before-i-started-recording-salad-days-so-i-finally-sat/)

[Mac DeMarco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-demarco/)

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> [I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-s-king/i-am-tortured-too-i-am-tortured-by-belly-fat-and-magazine-covers/)

[A.S. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-s-king/)

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> [All the bullshit is like a pussy...just fuck it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/all-the-bullshit-is-like-a-pussy-just-fuck-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maurice-sendak/i-refuse-to-cater-to-the-bullshit-of-innocence/)

[Maurice Sendak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maurice-sendak/)

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> [My earphones are what set me free from all the bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-earphones-are-what-set-me-free-from-all-the-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Bullshit here, Bullshit there, Bullshit everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/bullshit-here-bullshit-there-bullshit-everywhere/)

[Unkown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkown/)

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> [No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/no-claire-bullshit-yes-a-world-of-yes-eve/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Loyal people always seem to go through the most bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/loyal-people-always-seem-to-go-through-the-most-bullshit/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [Hawke's gaze was so innocent, Andrew knew it was pure bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nalini-singh/hawke-s-gaze-was-so-innocent-andrew-knew-it-was-pure-bullshit/)

[Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nalini-singh/)

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> [Motto to live by: Fuck the bullshit and have a drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-suboc/motto-to-live-by-fuck-the-bullshit-and-have-a-drink/)

[Kevin Suboc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-suboc/)

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                        "text": "I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.",
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                        "text": "My aim is to be understood by everyone. I reject the 'depth' that people demand nowadays, into which you can never descend without a diving bell crammed with cabbalistic bullshit and intellectual metaphysics. This expressionistic anarchy has got to stop... A day will come when the artist will no longer be this bohemian, puffed-up anarchist but a healthy man working in clarity within a collectivist society.",
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                        "text": "“As an editor, you develop a B.S. meter—an internal warning system that signals caution about journalism that doesn't feel trustworthy. Sometimes it's a quote or incident that's too perfect —a feeling I always had when reading stories by Stephen Glass in the New Republic. Sometimes it's too many errors of fact, the overuse of anonymous sources, or signs that a reporter hasn't dealt fairly with people or evidence. And sometimes it's a combination of flaws that produces a ring of falsity, the whiff of a bad egg. There's no journalist who sets off my bullshit alarm like Ron Suskind.”",
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                        "text": "Reviews are all bullshit, because they always change. When House of 1000 Corpses came out, all the reviews were awful. It was impossible to find a review better than \"The worst movie ever made.\" And now I'll see more-modern magazines, and sometimes they'll re-review things, and I'll read this great review for it. It's the same thing with White Zombie! People talk about \"Oh, White Zombie, these classic records. Why don't you do them now?\" Everyone hated those records when they came out! The reviews were terrible.",
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                        "text": "Family & friends who know me say I changed & Im not the same person that I was before Yea that is true & I have my man to thank for that cuz he opened my eyes & know I realize who was real & who is fake know I take no bullshit from anybody thanx baby Eric Cerda love",
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                        "text": "I see the audience as the final collaborator. I think it's kind of bullshit when people say, \"I'm not interested in the audience reaction.\" I'm like, \"Then why do you do theater? You can write a book, then you don't have to see how the audience reacts.\" It's a living, breathing thing.",
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                        "text": "People were standing up everywhere shouting, \"This is me! This is me!\" Every time you looked at them they stood up and told you who they were, and the truth of it was that they had no more idea who or what they were than he had. They believed their flashing signs, too. They ought to be standing up and shouting, \"This isn't me! This isn't me!\" They would if they had any decency. \"This isn't me!\" Then you might know how to proceed through the flashing bullshit of this world.",
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                        "text": "Over a year before I started recording Salad Days, so I finally sat down and was like I have to do this. And it did feel like a chore. I was looking at it in a completely wrong way, trying to one up myself. Just the typical sophomore album bullshit. The main thing I got out of it is I eventually gave up on all that stuff. I had to re-learn why I liked making music in the first place, why I liked recording in my room all the time. Because it's fun. It's fun for me.",
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                        "text": "I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am tortured by sheep who click on anything that will guarantee a ten-pound loss in one week. Sheep who will get on their knees if it means someone will like them more. I am tortured by my inability to want to hang out with desperate sheep. I am tortured by goddamned yearbooks full of bullshit. I met you when. I'll miss the times. I'll keep in touch. Best friends forever. Is this okay? Are you all right? Are you tortured too?",
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                        "text": "All the bullshit is like a pussy...just fuck it",
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