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title: "Best Bullshit Wisdom"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [You treat Me Like Shit and you expect me to Love You...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/uknown/you-treat-me-like-shit-and-you-expect-me-to-love-you/)

[Uknown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/uknown/)

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> [I love you is 8 letters...so is bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-you-is-8-letters-so-is-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The secret of charm is bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyrone-power/the-secret-of-charm-is-bullshit/)

[Tyrone Power](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyrone-power/)

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> [My heart cold because when bullshit come around](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/real-suff/my-heart-cold-because-when-bullshit-come-around/)

[Real Suff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/real-suff/)

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> [I dont have trust issues, I have bullshit issues .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-morton/i-dont-have-trust-issues-i-have-bullshit-issues/)

[Victoria Morton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-morton/)

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> [“To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/to-recognize-bullshit-nose-is-better-than-ear/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [“Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malaclypse-the-younger/bullshit-makes-the-flowers-grow-and-that-is-beautiful/)

[Malaclypse the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malaclypse-the-younger/)

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> [I LOVE YOU is eight letters. But then again, so is BULLSHIT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/i-love-you-is-eight-letters-but-then-again-so-is-bullshit/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [When you've gone through so much bullshit and you don't care anymore you just want to feel lost in your own little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dezz/when-you-ve-gone-through-so-much-bullshit-and-you-don-t-care-anymore/)

[Dezz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dezz/)

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> [“Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denise-grover-swank/do-you-ever-lay-off-the-crap-or-is-it-all-bullshit-all-the-time-with/)

[Denise Grover Swank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denise-grover-swank/)

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> [I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-say-if-you-re-going-to-go-for-the-angel-bullshit-you-might-as-well/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Four things I dont tolerate… 1 Lies 2 Bullshit 3 Inconsistency & 4 Disrespect](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasiralimohammed/four-things-i-dont-tolerate-1-lies-2-bullshit-3-inconsistency-4/)

[NasirAliMohammed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasiralimohammed/)

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> [I just need a day off from reality, just a day without people's problems & all the bullshit running through my mind.!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simi-ngr/i-just-need-a-day-off-from-reality-just-a-day-without-people-s/)

[Simi Ngr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simi-ngr/)

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> [Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curren-y/emotional-luggage-nothing-of-it-i-don-t-check-bags-i-just-carry-on/)

[Curren$y](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curren-y/)

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> [The word "expert" in a self description should be followed by the word 'bullshit.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-word-expert-in-a-self-description-should-be-followed-by-the-word/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-expected-dracula-to-come-jumping-out-any-second-if-he-did-i-d-have/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [I've never subscribed to that 'Love means never having to say you're sorry' bullshit. In fact, love means you always get the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-ribon/i-ve-never-subscribed-to-that-love-means-never-having-to-say-you-re/)

[Pamela Ribon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-ribon/)

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> [Kids are so smart these days. They sense when there's a phony bologna out there. Especially in music, when they see something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-perry/kids-are-so-smart-these-days-they-sense-when-there-s-a-phony-bologna/)

[Katy Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-perry/)

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> [When I was a kid, I was dreaming to be as Globetrotter Sinbad, but I am like him today, just sinbad move…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blackson-beats/when-i-was-a-kid-i-was-dreaming-to-be-as-globetrotter-sinbad-but-i-am/)

[Blackson Beats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blackson-beats/)

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> [I think it's so important to have a practice, because the consciousness isn't perfection or enlightenment or any of that bullshit. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-palmer/i-think-it-s-so-important-to-have-a-practice-because-the/)

[Amanda Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-palmer/)

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> [“Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-joybell-c/life-begins-when-we-get-tired-of-our-own-bullshit-we-must-all-get/)

[C. JoyBell C](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-joybell-c/)

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> [He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. "Which one is that?" I asked her. "Do not bullshit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erich-segal/he-had-then-warned-his-daughter-not-to-violate-the-eleventh/)

[Erich Segal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erich-segal/)

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> [“When it comes to BULLSHIT…BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT… you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/when-it-comes-to-bullshit-big-time-major-league-bullshit-you-have-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [When you find that person who will be with and stay with you through all your bullshit, you should keep them and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-you-find-that-person-who-will-be-with-and-stay-with-you-through/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There is no blacklist. In the first place, in the entertainment business, money talks, bullshit walks. So Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/there-is-no-blacklist-in-the-first-place-in-the-entertainment/)

[Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/)

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> [The show's writers had peppered the piece with words like "savage," "wild," and "animalistic." What bullshit. Show me the animal that kills…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/the-show-s-writers-had-peppered-the-piece-with-words-like-savage-wild/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

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> [“Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry that it is to mathematics in that it involves selective breeding. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/hardly-a-pure-science-history-is-closer-to-animal-husbandry-that-it/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [When I have just sat down and tried to write the lyrics of a song, usually about half of it sounds like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-berninger/when-i-have-just-sat-down-and-tried-to-write-the-lyrics-of-a-song/)

[Matt Berninger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-berninger/)

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> [I want you to know it was no big deal...those movies showing women screaming in labor are plain bullshit…there's nothing to it...you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/i-want-you-to-know-it-was-no-big-deal-those-movies-showing-women/)

[Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-blume/)

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> [The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false. His eye is not on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/the-bullshitter-is-neither-on-the-side-of-the-true-or-the-side-of-the/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [It's hard to find people to trust in the record industry, always. It's an industry with a lot of bullshit. There's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zac-hanson/it-s-hard-to-find-people-to-trust-in-the-record-industry-always-it-s/)

[Zac Hanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zac-hanson/)

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> [It is almost impossible for anyone outside this damn beltway to really understand how the Congress works. If you aren't here, walking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brock-n-meeks/it-is-almost-impossible-for-anyone-outside-this-damn-beltway-to/)

[Brock N. Meeks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brock-n-meeks/)

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> [I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-turner/i-ve-got-a-virtually-limitless-supply-of-bullshit/)

[Ted Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-turner/)

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> [I Dont Have Time For bullshit. Keep it away from me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enhance-dreams/i-dont-have-time-for-bullshit-keep-it-away-from-me/)

[Enhance Dreams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/enhance-dreams/)

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> [I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/i-ve-been-accused-of-vulgarity-i-say-that-s-bullshit/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

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> [I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-savage/i-think-astrology-is-annoying-bullshit-which-is-so-libra-of-me/)

[Dan Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-savage/)

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> [There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-sebold/there-wasn-t-a-lot-of-bullshit-in-my-heaven/)

[Alice Sebold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-sebold/)

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> [“You don't have to pay tax on bullshit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yu-hua/you-don-t-have-to-pay-tax-on-bullshit/)

[Yu Hua](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yu-hua/)

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> [I LOVE YOU is 8 Letters But Guess What So Is BULLSHIT!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelsey-swanson/i-love-you-is-8-letters-but-guess-what-so-is-bullshit/)

[Kelsey Swanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelsey-swanson/)

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> [Throughout life we are blinded by people's bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/throughout-life-we-are-blinded-by-people-s-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.",
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                        "text": "The show's writers had peppered the piece with words like \"savage,\" \"wild,\" and \"animalistic.\" What bullshit. Show me the animal that kills for the thrill of watching something die. Why does the stereotype of the animalistic killer persist? Because humans like it. It neatly explains things for them, moving humans to the top of the evolutionary ladder and putting killers down among mythological man-beast monsters like werewolves. The truth is, if a werewolf behaved like this psychopath it wouldn't be because he was part animal, but because he was still too human. Only humans kill for sport.",
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                        "text": "When I have just sat down and tried to write the lyrics of a song, usually about half of it sounds like bullshit. I just have to go away from something and come back to it again later. I do a lot of editing and switching around and putting little pieces together to get the right mood and personality, and it takes me forever to get a song finished.",
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                        "text": "I want you to know it was no big deal...those movies showing women screaming in labor are plain bullshit…there's nothing to it...you just push and push and finally the baby pops out...to tell you the truth I don't even rember that much about it except there was a very nice guy standing over me and every time a strong contraction started he gave me a whiff of gas...",
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