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title: "Best Bullshit Thoughts"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/my-bullshit-meter-is-reading-that-as-false/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-not-anti-social-i-m-anti-bullshit/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/advice-is-bullshit-it-s-just-one-asshole-s-opinion/)

[Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/)

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> [You Be On that Bullshit Call It Derek Rose !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oren-major/you-be-on-that-bullshit-call-it-derek-rose/)

[Oren Major](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oren-major/)

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> [A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-dane/a-man-who-calls-bullshit-fertilizer/)

[Frank Dane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-dane/)

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> [I wish I could go back in time and say fuck off instead of hi!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/i-wish-i-could-go-back-in-time-and-say-fuck-off-instead-of-hi/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [I may love to shop, but I'm not buying your bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-may-love-to-shop-but-i-m-not-buying-your-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“the road to Heaven is paved with bullshit and busy work.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tad-williams/the-road-to-heaven-is-paved-with-bullshit-and-busy-work/)

[Tad Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tad-williams/)

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> [I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-munger/i-think-that-every-time-you-saw-the-word-ebitda-you-should-substitute/)

[Charlie Munger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-munger/)

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> [Sometimes I just wish I could just literally sleep the whole day so I dont have to deal with life and all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aalaynah-thompson/sometimes-i-just-wish-i-could-just-literally-sleep-the-whole-day-so-i/)

[Aalaynah Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aalaynah-thompson/)

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> [Don't judge someone unless you know all the bullshit that they've had to deal with in their lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-judge-someone-unless-you-know-all-the-bullshit-that-they-ve-had/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I can't waste my time on hateful people like you. So you keep wishing you were me, and I'll keep making sure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexia/i-can-t-waste-my-time-on-hateful-people-like-you-so-you-keep-wishing/)

[Alexia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexia/)

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> [The road of gossip is the longest route you can travel when trying to get to the bottom of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-walder/the-road-of-gossip-is-the-longest-route-you-can-travel-when-trying-to/)

[M Walder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-walder/)

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> [I dont need to judge a politicians work. There are only two facts its either bullshit or full of shit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/obsidian-panther/i-dont-need-to-judge-a-politicians-work-there-are-only-two-facts-its/)

[Obsidian Panther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/obsidian-panther/)

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> [AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHUUUUUUUUU sorry Im allergic to bullshit get away from me before I get sick of you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bigboyalweezy/aaaaaaahhhhhhhh-chuuuuuuuuu-sorry-im-allergic-to-bullshit-get-away/)

[Bigboyalweezy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bigboyalweezy/)

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> [Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/love-is-bullshit-emotion-is-bullshit-i-am-a-rock-a-jerk-i-m-an/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [ \[Ed Lauter\] was an actor's actor. I love working with that class of actor. You know, they come in, they do it,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-lowe/ed-lauter-was-an-actor-s-actor-i-love-working-with-that-class-of/)

[Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-lowe/)

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> [I'd define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe/i-d-define-it-as-self-awareness-an-ability-to-trust-your-own-judgment/)

[Joe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe/)

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> [If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-maron/if-you-let-someone-talk-for-an-hour-you-re-gonna-have-a-pretty-good/)

[Marc Maron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-maron/)

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> [You have heard the expression 'love is blind'" "I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-have-heard-the-expression-love-is-blind-i-think-it-s-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you're not operating on an instinctive level, you're not an artist… Reason over emotion is bullshit, absolute bullshit... We suffocate ourselves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillermo-del-toro/if-you-re-not-operating-on-an-instinctive-level-you-re-not-an-artist/)

[Guillermo del Toro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillermo-del-toro/)

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> [The more I make stuff, the more I become aware of when I feel like I'm making bullshit or feel like I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-a-wallach/the-more-i-make-stuff-the-more-i-become-aware-of-when-i-feel-like-i-m/)

[D.A. Wallach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-a-wallach/)

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> [“I once got lost in a dark woods with no supplies. Struggling to deal with nature, beasts and storms, that was time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/i-once-got-lost-in-a-dark-woods-with-no-supplies-struggling-to-deal/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georga-lass/people-say-the-lord-works-in-mysterious-ways-as-if-it-makes-all-the/)

[Georga Lass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georga-lass/)

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> [Always read with a pen in your hands, not beside you on the table, but actually in your hand, ready, armed ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-parks/always-read-with-a-pen-in-your-hands-not-beside-you-on-the-table-but/)

[Tim Parks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-parks/)

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> [Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/here-s-a-phrase-that-apparently-the-airlines-simply-made-up-near-miss/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Just that dwelling and planning is bullshit, you dwell on the past, you can’t move forward. Spend too much time planning for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-redmerski/just-that-dwelling-and-planning-is-bullshit-you-dwell-on-the-past-you/)

[J.A. Redmerski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-redmerski/)

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> [There were the usual types of things that happen, in a production, like logistical bullshit, and this and that and the other.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-mendelsohn/there-were-the-usual-types-of-things-that-happen-in-a-production-like/)

[Ben Mendelsohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-mendelsohn/)

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> [I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-grier/i-believe-that-if-we-have-to-pay-100-percent-for-our-college-tuition/)

[Pam Grier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pam-grier/)

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> [What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-i-have-against-religion-is-that-they-start-you-when-you-are-so/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [I'm not trying to make any radio hits, or throw any curve ball or any bullshit. I've learned my lesson in life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-bunting/i-m-not-trying-to-make-any-radio-hits-or-throw-any-curve-ball-or-any/)

[Shane Bunting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-bunting/)

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> [The reason why I speak my mind, and the reason why I get aggressive is because I believe that when negative energy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabe-saporta/the-reason-why-i-speak-my-mind-and-the-reason-why-i-get-aggressive-is/)

[Gabe Saporta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabe-saporta/)

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> [I'm sick and tired of your wimpy-ass bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lafee/i-m-sick-and-tired-of-your-wimpy-ass-bullshit/)

[Lafee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lafee/)

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> [My time is priceless so don't let me waste it on your bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spido/my-time-is-priceless-so-don-t-let-me-waste-it-on-your-bullshit/)

[Spido](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spido/)

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> [Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/knowledge-without-mileage-equals-bullshit/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [“Time to increase the sensitivity on your bullshit detector.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ingrid-paulson/time-to-increase-the-sensitivity-on-your-bullshit-detector/)

[Ingrid Paulson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ingrid-paulson/)

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> [Small towns=small Minds..jus sayin!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-moores/small-towns-small-minds-jus-sayin/)

[Sarah Moores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-moores/)

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> [Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brom/shit-spews-from-your-lips-as-from-the-ass-of-a-pig/)

[Brom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brom/)

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> [Stop the bullshit, and be real for once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bullshit/stop-the-bullshit-and-be-real-for-once/)

[Bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bullshit/)

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> [Just love. The rest is bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/satyananda-saraswati/just-love-the-rest-is-bullshit/)

[Satyananda Saraswati](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/satyananda-saraswati/)

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                        "text": "I can't waste my time on hateful people like you. So you keep wishing you were me, and I'll keep making sure you have to.",
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                        "text": "The road of gossip is the longest route you can travel when trying to get to the bottom of bullshit.",
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                        "text": "I dont need to judge a politicians work. There are only two facts its either bullshit or full of shit",
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                        "text": "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHUUUUUUUUU sorry Im allergic to bullshit get away from me before I get sick of you",
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                        "text": "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.",
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                        "text": "[Ed Lauter] was an actor's actor. I love working with that class of actor. You know, they come in, they do it, no bullshit. There's no artifice, there's no fanciness, they're just honest and tough and direct.",
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                        "text": "I'd define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or propaganda. Maybe an ability to think for yourself.",
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                        "text": "People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's no sugar-coating that turd.",
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                        "text": "Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] \"Look, they nearly missed!\" \"Yes, but not quite.",
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                        "text": "Just that dwelling and planning is bullshit, you dwell on the past, you can’t move forward. Spend too much time planning for the future and you just push yourself backwards, or you stay stagnant in the same place all your life. Live in the moment, where everything is just right, take your time and limit your bad memories and you’ll get wherever it is you’re going a lot faster and with less bumps in the road along the way.",
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                        "text": "There were the usual types of things that happen, in a production, like logistical bullshit, and this and that and the other. That's the sort of stuff that happened. But I never felt, in a creative sense, that we were ever veering into a place that I hadn't signed on for.",
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                        "text": "I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace, and we're only given 70 percent of our counterparts' salaries, then we shouldn't have to pay but 70 percent of our college tuition. Maybe that'll stop the bullshit.",
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                        "text": "What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!",
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                        "text": "I'm not trying to make any radio hits, or throw any curve ball or any bullshit. I've learned my lesson in life to just do what I love and if people accept it that's great. It's going to be, if you are a Madchild fan, it is going to be me at my purest rawest form. But I have come up with some things that I think are me thinking outside of the box and going to the next level.",
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                        "text": "I'm sick and tired of your wimpy-ass bullshit",
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                        "text": "My time is priceless so don't let me waste it on your bullshit",
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