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title: "Best Bullshit Lines"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [“The road to progress is often paved with blood and bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-boyko/the-road-to-progress-is-often-paved-with-blood-and-bullshit/)

[John Boyko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-boyko/)

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> [We're so overburdened with all the bullshit in the system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-bartz/we-re-so-overburdened-with-all-the-bullshit-in-the-system/)

[Carol Bartz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-bartz/)

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> [You are so mean when you talk about your self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/feras-el-jrary/you-are-so-mean-when-you-talk-about-your-self/)

[Feras El-Jrary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/feras-el-jrary/)

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> [Sorry, my inbox doesn't take bullshit from anyone..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-my-inbox-doesn-t-take-bullshit-from-anyone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Before judging other people, at first know your status.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bibeka/before-judging-other-people-at-first-know-your-status/)

[Bibeka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bibeka/)

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> [“Life is too short to bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/life-is-too-short-to-bullshit/)

[Fakeer Ishavardas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fakeer-ishavardas/)

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> [To Talk Sense using Bullshit is just Strategical !!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/to-talk-sense-using-bullshit-is-just-strategical/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

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> [All you did to me it was bullshit now back off!! bitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yomommaa/all-you-did-to-me-it-was-bullshit-now-back-off-bitch/)

[Yomommaa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yomommaa/)

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> [“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/dear-journal-i-just-realized-that-the-key-to-advertising-can-be/)

[Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/)

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> [“All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/all-of-this-was-well-meaning-bullshit-but-bullshit-is-still-bullshit/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Girl I am so glad you finally figure out why; I want to get between your legs !!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/girl-i-am-so-glad-you-finally-figure-out-why-i-want-to-get-between/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

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> [Despite what your daily dose of bullshit may lead you to believe. I am forever about this Young Money team.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/despite-what-your-daily-dose-of-bullshit-may-lead-you-to-believe-i-am/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/there-s-actually-a-lot-of-bullshit-in-my-google-search-they-killed-me/)

[Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/)

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> [I may like to shop but I'm most defiantly not buying you bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-may-like-to-shop-but-i-m-most-defiantly-not-buying-you-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People who talk shit about you . but won't say it to your face smh .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-who-talk-shit-about-you-but-won-t-say-it-to-your-face-smh/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You Talk Bullshit, I Dont Really Care What You Have To Say Anymore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mamiibabii/you-talk-bullshit-i-dont-really-care-what-you-have-to-say-anymore/)

[MamiiBabii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mamiibabii/)

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> [“Yes! That's what all our talk about a decent world has been... just so much bullshit." "We did say it was still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/athol-fugard/yes-that-s-what-all-our-talk-about-a-decent-world-has-been-just-so/)

[Athol Fugard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/athol-fugard/)

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> [Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephan-jenkins/music-is-the-only-thing-in-this-world-with-the-exception-of-sneezing/)

[Stephan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephan-jenkins/)

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> [When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/when-in-comes-to-bullshit-bigtime-major-league-bullshit-you-have-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“Red was pretty much bullshit-proof. She had more Boston in her fingernail than Brock had in his whole body. She was not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/red-was-pretty-much-bullshit-proof-she-had-more-boston-in-her/)

[L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/)

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> [This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-tarantino/this-cgi-bullshit-is-the-death-knell-of-cinema-if-i-d-wanted-all-that/)

[Quentin Tarantino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-tarantino/)

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> [Your lies?? fuck that... Your bullshit?? Wont take that. Your stories??? Ive heard that. Your excuses? Save that. your my ex, just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-mccarty/your-lies-fuck-that-your-bullshit-wont-take-that-your-stories-ive/)

[Kevin Mccarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-mccarty/)

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> [I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-mann/i-ve-been-married-for-17-years-and-you-know-how-the-actors-say-it-s/)

[Leslie Mann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-mann/)

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> [Most books about writing are filled with bullshit. Fiction writers, present company included, don’t understand very much about what they do—not why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/most-books-about-writing-are-filled-with-bullshit-fiction-writers/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [That’s what death did, it treated you like a child, like everything you had ever thought and done and cared about was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lev-grossman/that-s-what-death-did-it-treated-you-like-a-child-like-everything-you/)

[Lev Grossman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lev-grossman/)

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> [Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemmy-kilmister/apparently-people-don-t-like-the-truth-but-i-do-like-it-i-like-it/)

[Lemmy Kilmister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemmy-kilmister/)

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> [if i was a woman these days, i'd be killing motherfuckers. my handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/if-i-was-a-woman-these-days-i-d-be-killing-motherfuckers-my-handgun/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/i-don-t-actually-have-cable-i-watch-tv-but-only-shows-that-i-buy-on/)

[Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/)

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> [“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracey-bond/if-you-live-long-enough-have-changed-enough-diapers-like-i-have/)

[Tracey Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracey-bond/)

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> [I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-m-definitely-good-i-m-not-bad-i-m-extremely-honest-and-i-allow-no/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [I'm not an escapist, but the value of language is that it can create places that did not exist before. And so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-butler/i-m-not-an-escapist-but-the-value-of-language-is-that-it-can-create/)

[Blake Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-butler/)

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> [“Take the Holocaust for example: Why did God allow Hitler to kill millions of innocent Jews? Because God didn't want to step…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus/take-the-holocaust-for-example-why-did-god-allow-hitler-to-kill/)

[Oliver Markus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus/)

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> [All that bullshit is for the birds,throw some bread out](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/all-that-bullshit-is-for-the-birds-throw-some-bread-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Ive had enough bullshit to last me a lifetime!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ive-had-enough-bullshit-to-last-me-a-lifetime/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The first day of school is bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/the-first-day-of-school-is-bullshit/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

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> [Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-smith/sorry-i-m-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Will Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-smith/)

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> [“Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-maraboli/don-t-condemn-me-to-the-prison-of-your-bullshit/)

[Steve Maraboli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-maraboli/)

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> [Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denise-clark/bullshit-the-art-of-making-the-idiotic-sound-sensible/)

[Denise Clark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denise-clark/)

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> [The older I get, the less patience for bullshit I have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-older-i-get-the-less-patience-for-bullshit-i-have/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winona-ryder/dear-diary-my-teen-angst-bullshit-now-has-a-body-count/)

[Winona Ryder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winona-ryder/)

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                        "text": "“Red was pretty much bullshit-proof. She had more Boston in her fingernail than Brock had in his whole body. She was not to be messed with.”",
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                        "text": "Your lies?? fuck that... Your bullshit?? Wont take that. Your stories??? Ive heard that. Your excuses? Save that. your my ex, just face that..",
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                        "text": "I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, \"It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work.\" And I'm like, \"That's bullshit.\"",
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                        "text": "Most books about writing are filled with bullshit. Fiction writers, present company included, don’t understand very much about what they do—not why it works when it’s good, not why it doesn’t when it’s bad.",
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                        "text": "That’s what death did, it treated you like a child, like everything you had ever thought and done and cared about was just a child’s game, to be crumpled up and thrown away when it was over. It didn’t matter. Death didn’t respect you. Death thought you were bullshit, and it wanted to make sure you knew it.",
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                        "text": "Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you",
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                        "text": "if i was a woman these days, i'd be killing motherfuckers. my handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood. i would have a horrible reputation with a lot of men because i would be calling them on their weak bullshit left and right.",
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                        "text": "I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage factor is pretty low right now. I do have a real distaste for those extreme makeover shows. I once caught a roommate watching one and proceeded to rant for almost 15 solid minutes about how, in watching that bullshit, she was actively contributing to the destruction of all civilization.",
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                        "text": "“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways & plays. My potty-training days have long been over...so what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.”",
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                        "text": "I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will always get lots of people thinking you're a jerk. But there are people who appreciate total honesty and questioning of the conformities in our society, and I'm heroic to those people. And I should be. It's an indictment of the rest of society who doesn't get that.",
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                        "text": "I'm not an escapist, but the value of language is that it can create places that did not exist before. And so language for me doesn't reflect the world, it extends the world, so that it becomes larger and more fantastic and less mired in this school shooting bullshit. It actually builds a future - that's how evolution occurs.",
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                        "text": "“Take the Holocaust for example: Why did God allow Hitler to kill millions of innocent Jews? Because God didn't want to step on Hitler's toes and interfere with his free will? That's a pretty lame excuse. What about the free will of all those Jews who died? I'm pretty sure that getting gassed to death was obviously not their choice. So, was the Holocaust part of God's great plan? Is that why he allowed it to happen? Is that why God didn't answer the prayers of all those Jews who begged him to make Hitler drop dead? Why didn't God just make Hitler have a heart attack before he could start World War 2? Why didn't he simply prevent Hitler from being born? How could a God who is supposed to be all good all the time allow something like the Holocaust? Or did God not just LET it happen? Maybe God MADE the Holocaust happen, because everything that happens, happens for a good reason? Are our minds simply too tiny, too inferior, to understand God's divine plan? Are we just too stupid to see the greater good that came out of the Holocaust? If that were true, and everything that happens, including the Holocaust, is part of God's perfect plan, then that means that Hitler really wasn't a bad man at all. He was actually doing God's work. And if Hitler did exactly what he was supposed to do in God's great plan, then Hitler obviously didn't have free will, but was just God's puppet. So that means Hitler was a good guy. A man of God. Sorry, but there is no religion in the world that could sell me on believing THAT bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "All that bullshit is for the birds,throw some bread out",
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                        "text": "Ive had enough bullshit to last me a lifetime!",
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