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> [What's when you rap and don't appreciate the art? What's when you sell out just to get a start? What's when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-finesse/what-s-when-you-rap-and-don-t-appreciate-the-art-what-s-when-you-sell/)

[Lord Finesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-finesse/)

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> [Someone once said to me, 'Some of us choose to live with a lifeboat just a little bit out of our reach.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-hoffman/someone-once-said-to-me-some-of-us-choose-to-live-with-a-lifeboat/)

[Dustin Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-hoffman/)

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> [I like esoteric stuff but it's not my voice - it's not what I have to make. It helps to make something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tanya-wexler/i-like-esoteric-stuff-but-it-s-not-my-voice-it-s-not-what-i-have-to/)

Tanya Wexler

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> [We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-maron/we-re-built-to-deal-with-death-disease-failure-struggle-heartbreak/)

[Marc Maron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-maron/)

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> [I'm hiding with my tears running down. Why do I always cry and frown? Is it because he left me yesterday? Is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-hiding-with-my-tears-running-down-why-do-i-always-cry-and-frown/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I used to think, "I can't go to these meetings because they'll make me believe in God. Make me go to church."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bucky-sinister/i-used-to-think-i-can-t-go-to-these-meetings-because-they-ll-make-me/)

[Bucky Sinister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bucky-sinister/)

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> [Going to the office of some stranger and waiting in a line, in a hallway, with five other guys who look just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-mcdonell/going-to-the-office-of-some-stranger-and-waiting-in-a-line-in-a/)

[Thomas McDonell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-mcdonell/)

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> [Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/listen-to-the-stage-manager-and-get-on-stage-when-they-tell-you-to-no/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nellie-mckay/in-terms-of-content-a-lot-of-rap-is-crap-with-all-the-sexism-and/)

[Nellie McKay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nellie-mckay/)

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> [I did the Daily Show, and then I did Air America Radio, and I realized that I was lucky enough to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lizz-winstead/i-did-the-daily-show-and-then-i-did-air-america-radio-and-i-realized/)

[Lizz Winstead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lizz-winstead/)

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> [“When we characterize talk as hot air, we mean that what comes out of the speaker’s mouth is only that. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-g-frankfurt/when-we-characterize-talk-as-hot-air-we-mean-that-what-comes-out-of/)

[Harry G. Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-g-frankfurt/)

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> [“When a honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/when-a-honest-man-speaks-he-says-only-what-he-believes-to-be-true-and/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [In music so many people who have been addicts or suicidal are legends. People have this mentality, still, of thinking that if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/in-music-so-many-people-who-have-been-addicts-or-suicidal-are-legends/)

[Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/)

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> [“I figured out years ago that the human species is totally fucked and has been for a long time. I also know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-figured-out-years-ago-that-the-human-species-is-totally-fucked-and/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/son-asks-his-father-dad-how-many-kinds-of-boobies-are-there-father/)

Sharlene05

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> [If someone comes up to me at a show and talks to me, if they're not freaking out about meeting me, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-rosenstock/if-someone-comes-up-to-me-at-a-show-and-talks-to-me-if-they-re-not/)

[Jeff Rosenstock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-rosenstock/)

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> [The more and more I step back and look at myself from my own personal perspective - which is what I try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-stanfield/the-more-and-more-i-step-back-and-look-at-myself-from-my-own-personal/)

[Keith Stanfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-stanfield/)

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> [I accused a woman of doing something behind my back when I knew that she hadn't, just to see if she loved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyrese-gibson/i-accused-a-woman-of-doing-something-behind-my-back-when-i-knew-that-2/)

[Tyrese Gibson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyrese-gibson/)

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> [With the black male as a teenager, where you're coming from the ghettos and that kind of stuff, you've got to assert…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/q-tip/with-the-black-male-as-a-teenager-where-you-re-coming-from-the/)

[Q-Tip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/q-tip/)

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> [But this is one of the things that makes rap at its best so human. It doesn't force you to pretend to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-z/but-this-is-one-of-the-things-that-makes-rap-at-its-best-so-human-it/)

[Jay-Z](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-z/)

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> [“But that’s bullshit!” Doug says. “Jesus! Haven’t you guys spent any time at all around people like Comstock? Can’t you recognize bullshit?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-stephenson/but-that-s-bullshit-doug-says-jesus-haven-t-you-guys-spent-any-time/)

[Neal Stephenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-stephenson/)

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> [When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/when-it-comes-to-bullshit-you-have-to-stand-in-awe-of-the-all-time/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Every art critic and every writer doesn't have a frame to start off from. If I made a statement saying, "This is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damian-loeb/every-art-critic-and-every-writer-doesn-t-have-a-frame-to-start-off/)

[Damian Loeb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damian-loeb/)

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> [It would just be a pamphlet. Three pages. The first page would be Drugs I Have Taken and then a list. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-jarman/it-would-just-be-a-pamphlet-three-pages-the-first-page-would-be-drugs/)

[Ryan Jarman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-jarman/)

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> [To me! & I do enjoy a girl pussy a lot, eating it drinking down her sweet sauce, foreplay, but when a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/to-me-i-do-enjoy-a-girl-pussy-a-lot-eating-it-drinking-down-her-sweet/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

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> [“I come stumbling back into the apartment, dropping a few boxes on the way in and looking like a complete pussy-whipped bellboy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-dominguez/i-come-stumbling-back-into-the-apartment-dropping-a-few-boxes-on-the/)

[Ella Dominguez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-dominguez/)

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> [I was instructed long ago by a wise editor, "If you understand something you can explain it so that almost anyone can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-ebert/i-was-instructed-long-ago-by-a-wise-editor-if-you-understand/)

[Roger Ebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-ebert/)

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> [Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clement-freud/wine-buffs-write-and-talk-as-though-the-food-and-wine-will-be-in-your/)

[Clement Freud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clement-freud/)

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> [There was a moment when I was getting death threats and bullshit via the Internet, so I was being a little more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-reatard/there-was-a-moment-when-i-was-getting-death-threats-and-bullshit-via/)

[Jay Reatard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-reatard/)

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> [When people ask me now about why I make art, I think that's what I'm seeking - a moment of transcendence with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-mastrangelo/when-people-ask-me-now-about-why-i-make-art-i-think-that-s-what-i-m/)

[Fernando Mastrangelo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-mastrangelo/)

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> [People say suicide is cowardly and selfish. that's bullshit. its more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-say-suicide-is-cowardly-and-selfish-that-s-bullshit-its-more/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I think there's an awful lot of twaddle and bullshit on EVA. The whole game is to turn retained earnings into more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-munger/i-think-there-s-an-awful-lot-of-twaddle-and-bullshit-on-eva-the-whole/)

[Charlie Munger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-munger/)

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> [I think it's a really excellent time to be a woman in music. A lot of the past was women fighting to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-kokal/i-think-it-s-a-really-excellent-time-to-be-a-woman-in-music-a-lot-of/)

[Emily Kokal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-kokal/)

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> [Life is too short to be unhappy so live it up, drink it down, avoid the bullshit, and have no regrets. People…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aditya-shah/life-is-too-short-to-be-unhappy-so-live-it-up-drink-it-down-avoid-the/)

[Aditya Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aditya-shah/)

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                        "text": "I'm hiding with my tears running down. Why do I always cry and frown? Is it because he left me yesterday? Is it because he could not stay? Is it because he found someone better? But one day, he'll come back. Do I long for the happiness that day would bring? To finally see that I'm no longer a 'thing.' He found shelter in my shade. I really thought my memory would never fade. I just know he'll always be in my heart even though all the bullshit that has been tearing us apart.",
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                        "text": "I used to think, \"I can't go to these meetings because they'll make me believe in God. Make me go to church.\" I knew it wasn't right for me before I ever tried it. I was suspicious of anything outside my realm of experience. That same kind of attitude carries over into 12-step programs, because they are programs. There's this feeling that you don't need this bullshit, you can quit on your own. People that don't know anything about it seem to have a better idea. They haven't even been.",
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                        "text": "Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman. When you act like a jerk, they are completely unimpressed with the infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status. They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you leave tearing it down. They should get your salary, and you should get theirs.",
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                        "text": "In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are always preaching nonconformity - you know, \"I'm just gonna go my own way and be my own man and blah blah blah\" - but they're the first ones to do so many things that they have to do. They have to do that hip-hop thing, a certain way of walking, and it's so conformist.",
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                        "text": "I did the Daily Show, and then I did Air America Radio, and I realized that I was lucky enough to have a job where I could get information to people. But those spaces weren't appropriate to then tell people what to do - they were corporate enterprises. My main job was to be funny, so I was trying to figure out, how can I combine all the things I love - comedy, feminism, calling out bullshit - into a creative space that other creative people would want to join in and help out?",
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                        "text": "“When we characterize talk as hot air, we mean that what comes out of the speaker’s mouth is only that. It is mere vapor. His speech is empty, without substance or content. His use of language, accordingly, does not contribute to the purpose it purports to serve. No more information is communicated than if the speaker had merely exhaled. There are similarities between hot air and excrement, incidentally, which make hot air seem an especially suitable equivalent for bullshit. Just as hot air is speech that has been emptied of all informative content, so excrement is matter from which everything nutritive has been removed. Excrement may be regarded as the corpse of nourishment, what remains when the vital elements in food have been exhausted. […] In any event, it cannot serve the purposes of sustenance, any more than hot air can serve those of communication.”",
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                        "text": "In music so many people who have been addicts or suicidal are legends. People have this mentality, still, of thinking that if they go take care of themselves then they won't be as creative as they used to be. But I think that's bullshit. I bought into that one for years and I regret it because when I first went on medications, I thought I wouldn't be funny anymore. I thought I'd have to figure out a new life path but at least I'd be alive. But it turns out that I'm actually way more funny and organized and able to have a career now that I'm able to have my head on straight.",
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                        "text": "“I figured out years ago that the human species is totally fucked and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a fuck. Like me. I really don't care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bullshit a long time ago. It's meaningless. ”",
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                        "text": "If someone comes up to me at a show and talks to me, if they're not freaking out about meeting me, which I'm just not very good at dealing with, of course I'll talk to them. I'm mean, they're a person. I'm not a monster. It may sound like bullshit humility, but I'm just a dude making music. I'd be doing this if no one was listening.",
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                        "text": "“But that’s bullshit!” Doug says. “Jesus! Haven’t you guys spent any time at all around people like Comstock? Can’t you recognize bullshit? Don’t you think it would be a useful item to add to your intellectual toolkits to be capable of saying, when a ton of wet steaming bullshit lands on your head, ‘My goodness, this appears to be bullshit’?”",
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                        "text": "Every art critic and every writer doesn't have a frame to start off from. If I made a statement saying, \"This is Abstract Expressionism,\" they could go, \"Well, he failed miserably,\" or, \"Fantastic, this is a new genius!\" But in art history, I don't see any of the artists I like spewing bullshit. I don't see anyone recording it or pronouncing what they were doing.",
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                        "text": "It would just be a pamphlet. Three pages. The first page would be Drugs I Have Taken and then a list. The next page would be People I Have Slept With and then another list. Then the last page would be Famous People I Have Partied With and then another list. Because that's all people write in their autobiographies. Cut out all the bullshit and it's just a three-page pamphlet.",
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                        "text": "To me! & I do enjoy a girl pussy a lot, eating it drinking down her sweet sauce, foreplay, but when a girl give me her ass to fuck, I mean bent over doggy style, put her ass up and give me that ass of hers, I think she finally love me, because she just made me the happiest fella alive !!",
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                        "text": "“I come stumbling back into the apartment, dropping a few boxes on the way in and looking like a complete pussy-whipped bellboy. Seriously, what the fuck? This is such bullshit. My alter ego is irritated at me for even going this far with this woman. I ignore him and pick up the boxes and lay them out in the bedroom.”",
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                        "text": "I was instructed long ago by a wise editor, \"If you understand something you can explain it so that almost anyone can understand it. If you don't, you won't be able to understand your own explanation.\" That is why 90% of academic film theory is bullshit. Jargon is the last refuge of the scoundrel.",
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                        "text": "Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come.",
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                        "text": "When people ask me now about why I make art, I think that's what I'm seeking - a moment of transcendence with a piece. Because otherwise you're just in the hustle, you're trying to pay your bills, to do this and that, and then there's that unique moment, when you're not thinking about the market, or if it's going to sell, and all of that bullshit.",
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                        "text": "People say suicide is cowardly and selfish. that's bullshit. its more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit. its not their jobs to keep you happy while they go through hell. what's cowardly is causing someone to consider taking their own life, putting someone through so much shit they would rather be stone cold dead then take another day of your cowardly actions. society is shit, not them.",
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