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title: "Top Bullshit Wisdom"
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> [I want people to look at themselves. I want people to go into a space for meditation. It's funny to use a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-w-marsden/i-want-people-to-look-at-themselves-i-want-people-to-go-into-a-space/)

[David W. Marsden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-w-marsden/)

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> [That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-s-a-good-question-i-don-t-really-remember-what-it-was-like/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The contemporary proliferation of bullshit also has deeper sources, in various forms of skepticism which deny that we can have any reliable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-g-frankfurt/the-contemporary-proliferation-of-bullshit-also-has-deeper-sources-in/)

[Harry G. Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-g-frankfurt/)

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> [The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-idea-that-the-creative-endeavor-and-mind-altering-substances-are/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“I suppose she only wanted what she couldn't have. Well, people were that way. To hell with people. The Catholic Church had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-suppose-she-only-wanted-what-she-couldn-t-have-well-people-were/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [He leaped to his feet, grabbed her, and spun her to face him. "No more bullshit, Sin. Feel what you've done." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larissa-ione/he-leaped-to-his-feet-grabbed-her-and-spun-her-to-face-him-no-more/)

[Larissa Ione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larissa-ione/)

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> [I'm not much of a self-promoter or anything. It's not something I feel comfortable doing. But sometimes I would get frustrated, I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-beatty/i-m-not-much-of-a-self-promoter-or-anything-it-s-not-something-i-feel/)

[Paul Beatty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-beatty/)

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> [wait," I said. "so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/wait-i-said-so-you-re-saying-that-you-proposed-to-me-because-i-m-a/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

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> [ I think you gotta always do things that keep you excited in an \[rap music\] industry that's so bullshit. When you know… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nas/i-think-you-gotta-always-do-things-that-keep-you-excited-in-an-rap/)

[Nas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nas/)

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> [Of course, the toxic bullshit of incessant advertising and show biz for nearly a century has stripped us of cognitive abilities for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-howard-kunstler/of-course-the-toxic-bullshit-of-incessant-advertising-and-show-biz/)

[James Howard Kunstler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-howard-kunstler/)

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> [I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marion-barry/i-had-my-bad-times-but-the-good-news-is-that-every-time-this-has/)

[Marion Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marion-barry/)

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> [I'm not superstitious in my normal daily life but I get that way about writing, even though I know it's all bullshit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-tarantino/i-m-not-superstitious-in-my-normal-daily-life-but-i-get-that-way/)

[Quentin Tarantino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-tarantino/)

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> [“It was the job of people like me to make up reasons, to spin a plausible yarn. And it’s amazing what people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-lewis/it-was-the-job-of-people-like-me-to-make-up-reasons-to-spin-a/)

[Michael Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-lewis/)

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> [There's a lot of Hollywood bullshit about flying. I mean, look at the movies about test pilots or fighter pilots who face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-olds/there-s-a-lot-of-hollywood-bullshit-about-flying-i-mean-look-at-the/)

[Robin Olds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-olds/)

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> [Anything less than total candor was bullshit. I owed that to my readers, I owed that to myself, and I owed that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ellroy/anything-less-than-total-candor-was-bullshit-i-owed-that-to-my/)

[James Ellroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ellroy/)

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> [I don't think of myself as a rebellious artist, a lot of people have said that about me because I came from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-fox/i-don-t-think-of-myself-as-a-rebellious-artist-a-lot-of-people-have/)

[Danny Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-fox/)

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> [You have to go in there and hit him. Show him that his tactics don't work. Bernard Hopkins is a fighter that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tavoris-cloud/you-have-to-go-in-there-and-hit-him-show-him-that-his-tactics-don-t/)

[Tavoris Cloud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tavoris-cloud/)

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> [Young Baby Boomers were forced to play duck-and-cover in school, in hopes that a desk would protect them from an atomic explosion.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-feldstein/young-baby-boomers-were-forced-to-play-duck-and-cover-in-school-in/)

[Al Feldstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-feldstein/)

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> [The child says, "Well geesh, the institutions that I'm supposed to respect - the church and the government - they're telling me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-ramis/the-child-says-well-geesh-the-institutions-that-i-m-supposed-to/)

[Harold Ramis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-ramis/)

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> [A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/a-comedian-is-simply-a-different-kind-of-therapist-a-comedian-is-a/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [The last time I talked to Axl was in 1996. That was the last time we exchanged any sort of words. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slash/the-last-time-i-talked-to-axl-was-in-1996-that-was-the-last-time-we/)

[Slash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slash/)

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> [As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophia-bush/as-a-woman-i-know-you-re-young-but-you-gotta-hear-it-now-the-most/)

[Sophia Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophia-bush/)

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> [I don't care whether they're men or women, that's bullshit. A good writer can get into any gender, can get into any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-smith/i-don-t-care-whether-they-re-men-or-women-that-s-bullshit-a-good/)

[Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-smith/)

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> [I don't make records for this medium with which we're going to sell it. The selling of it can never be more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-pierce/i-don-t-make-records-for-this-medium-with-which-we-re-going-to-sell/)

[Jason Pierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-pierce/)

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> [“Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/bullshit-is-unavoidable-whenever-circumstances-require-someone-to/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [I was hoping that by very publicly going to the police, other people would follow suit. Around this time was the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-decoutere/i-was-hoping-that-by-very-publicly-going-to-the-police-other-people/)

[Lucy DeCoutere](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-decoutere/)

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> [What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/what-im-trying-to-say-is-that-what-makes-you-up-its-always-been/)

[Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/)

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> [Happy endings are absolutely ludicrous, they're not true at all. We see the guy carry the girl across the threshold and everybody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-altman/happy-endings-are-absolutely-ludicrous-they-re-not-true-at-all-we-see/)

[Robert Altman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-altman/)

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> [What we are now doing with the victory, and I agree with you if you condemn that and I condemn whole-heartedly the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayaan-hirsi-ali/what-we-are-now-doing-with-the-victory-and-i-agree-with-you-if-you/)

[Ayaan Hirsi Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayaan-hirsi-ali/)

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> [Performing as a musician is a lot different than performing as an actor. As an actor, you can hide behind the character…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-crudup/performing-as-a-musician-is-a-lot-different-than-performing-as-an/)

[Billy Crudup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-crudup/)

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> [Be as pissed off as you want to be. Don’t hold back because you think it’s unladylike or some such nonsense. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-valenti/be-as-pissed-off-as-you-want-to-be-don-t-hold-back-because-you-think/)

[Jessica Valenti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-valenti/)

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> [And I guess that in some way I'm falling for you because you are who you are. It's easy to sleep with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-i-guess-that-in-some-way-i-m-falling-for-you-because-you-are-who/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am asexual. A-sexual. I read somewhere, maybe on Facebook, where somebody said something like, "I heard Bradford was gay, but then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bradford-cox/i-am-asexual-a-sexual-i-read-somewhere-maybe-on-facebook-where/)

[Bradford Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bradford-cox/)

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> [They're so boring. They're so pathetic, all those journalists. Most of them are. Most of those kind that write gossip stuff, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/they-re-so-boring-they-re-so-pathetic-all-those-journalists-most-of/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [“I did not and do not want my life tied up in cloak-and-dagger bullshit, dead guys, or pissing contests with either the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-maberry/i-did-not-and-do-not-want-my-life-tied-up-in-cloak-and-dagger/)

[Jonathan Maberry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-maberry/)

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> [I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/killer-mike/i-rap-when-i-m-rich-i-rap-when-i-m-broke-i-rap-when-i-m-bullshit-in/)

[Killer Mike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/killer-mike/)

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> [My main goal is to stay alive. To keep fooling myself into hanging around. To keep getting up every day. Right now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/my-main-goal-is-to-stay-alive-to-keep-fooling-myself-into-hanging/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-frazier/but-she-couldn-t-dismiss-easily-his-light-touch-with-her-no-pushing/)

[Charles Frazier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-frazier/)

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> [I'm sure at one point I will do some acting again, but it would have to be the right thing. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-kravitz/i-m-sure-at-one-point-i-will-do-some-acting-again-but-it-would-have/)

[Lenny Kravitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-kravitz/)

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> [“The notion of carefully wrought bullshit involves, then, a certain inner strain. Thoughtful attention to detail requires discipline and objectivity. It entails…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-g-frankfurt/the-notion-of-carefully-wrought-bullshit-involves-then-a-certain/)

[Harry G. Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-g-frankfurt/)

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                        "text": "That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.",
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                        "text": "“The contemporary proliferation of bullshit also has deeper sources, in various forms of skepticism which deny that we can have any reliable access to an objective reality and which therefore reject the possibility of knowing how things truly are. These \"anti-realist\" doctrines undermine confidence in the value of disinterested efforts to determine what is true and what is false, and even in the intelligibility of the notion of objective inquiry. One response to this loss of confidence has been a retreat from the discipline required by dedication to the ideal of correctness to a quite different sort of discipline, which is imposed by pursuit of an alternative ideal of sincerity. Rather than seeking primarily to arrive at accurate representations of a common world, the individual turns toward trying to provide honest representations of himself. Convinced that reality has no inherent nature, which he might hope to identify as the truth about things, he devotes himself to being true to his own nature. It is as though he decides that since it makes no sense to try to be true to the facts, he must therefore try instead to be true to himself. But it is preposterous to imagine that we ourselves are determinate, and hence susceptible both to correct and to incorrect descriptions, while supposing that the ascription of determinacy to anything else has been exposed as a mistake. As conscious beings, we exist only in response to other things, and we cannot know ourselves at all without knowing them. Moreover, there is nothing in theory, and certainly nothing in experience, to support the extraordinary judgment that it is the truth about himself that is the easiest for a person to know. Facts about ourselves are not peculiarly solid and resistant to skeptical dissolution. Our natures are, indeed, elusively insubstantial -- notoriously less stable and less inherent than the natures of other things. And insofar as this is the case, sincerity itself is bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "“I suppose she only wanted what she couldn't have. Well, people were that way. To hell with people. The Catholic Church had an awfully good way of handling all that. Good advice, anyways. Not to think about it. Oh, it was swell advice. Try and take it sometime. Try and take it.”",
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                        "text": "He leaped to his feet, grabbed her, and spun her to face him. \"No more bullshit, Sin. Feel what you've done.\" He took her hand and pressed it to her chest, where her heart was pounding painfully fast. So was his. \"Let yourself feel something for someone else.\" ~Con",
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                        "text": "wait,\" I said. \"so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we need each other, while Rebecca was —— something else? I get it, I follow you, but I'm also thinking, is the bullshit getting a little deep in here?\" \"Yes, it is. You've caught me. And so fine, I will come clean, and I will tell you the absolutely true and naked reason why I want to marry you and only you, and not Rebecca.\" \"Why?\" \"Because when I'm with you, I'm the pretty one.",
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                        "text": "I think you gotta always do things that keep you excited in an [rap music] industry that's so bullshit. When you know that you have so much energy and so much to give, it would be a shame if the facilitators of that aren't enthusiastic about you doing it, because you've been doing it for so long. So you just gotta figure out ways in this insane business to keep it fresh.",
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                        "text": "Of course, the toxic bullshit of incessant advertising and show biz for nearly a century has stripped us of cognitive abilities for dealing with reality that used to be part of the normal equipment of adulthood - for instance, knowing the difference between wishing for stuff and making stuff happen. We bamboozled ourselves with too much magic.",
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                        "text": "I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it. I don't try to duck it, I don't try to dodge it, I don't try to bullshit about it. Truth crushed to the ground will rise again. And that's what my life has been about.",
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                        "text": "I'm not superstitious in my normal daily life but I get that way about writing, even though I know it's all bullshit. But I began that way and so, that's the way it is. My ritual is I never use a typewriter or computer. I just write it all by hand. It's a ceremony. I go to a stationary store and buy a notebook and then fill it up.",
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                        "text": "“It was the job of people like me to make up reasons, to spin a plausible yarn. And it’s amazing what people will believe. Heavy selling out of the Middle East was an old standby. Since no one ever had any clue what the Arabs were doing with their money or why, no story involving Arabs could ever be refuted. So if you didn’t know why the dollar was falling, you shouted out something about Arabs.”",
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                        "text": "As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get an education,don't let anybody tell you that your body or the size that you wear or any of that bullshit matters because it doesn't. Your brain matters, so be the smart girl in the room because to be funny you have to be smart, because you have to get the joke",
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                        "text": "I don't care whether they're men or women, that's bullshit. A good writer can get into any gender, can get into any mouth. When I write I may be a Brando creep, or a girl laying on the floor, or a Japanese tourist, or a slob like Richard Speck. You have to be a chameleon when you're writing.",
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                        "text": "I don't make records for this medium with which we're going to sell it. The selling of it can never be more important than what you're actually making. There's too much of that in the world - in everybody's world, not just in music. There's too much, \"Are you hip to this kind of stuff?\" \"Hey, this is cool.\" \"Are you hip to it, because this is what we're selling today?\" I think it's bullshit.",
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                        "text": "“Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic are more excessive than his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic. This discrepancy is common in public life, where people are frequently impelled — whether by their own propensities or by the demands of others — to speak extensively about matters of which they are to some degree ignorant. Closely related instances arise from the widespread conviction that it is the responsibility of a citizen in a democracy to have opinions about everything, or at least everything that pertains to the conduct of his country’s affairs. The lack of any significant connection between a person’s opinions and his apprehension of reality will be even more severe, needless to say, for someone who believes it his responsibility, as a conscientious moral agent, to evaluate events and conditions in all parts of the world.”",
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                        "text": "What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.",
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                        "text": "What we are now doing with the victory, and I agree with you if you condemn that and I condemn whole-heartedly the trivial bullshit it is to go after a man who makes a scientific breakthrough and all that we as women — organized women — do is to fret about his shirt?",
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                        "text": "“I did not and do not want my life tied up in cloak-and-dagger bullshit, dead guys, or pissing contests with either the testosterone crowd in there or some prissy-assed Earl Grey-drinking, scone-munching major who isn't even my freaking boss. I don't know you and I don't give a rat's ass if you trust me.”",
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                        "text": "I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only having one woman now. If you can look at a continuum of my career, it's been an evolution of a real dude. So when I say I take my wife to the strip club, we're there, at the five-dollar joint. More than anything, I want people to take away that I'm not mainstream act.",
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                        "text": "My main goal is to stay alive. To keep fooling myself into hanging around. To keep getting up every day. Right now I live without inspiration. I go day to day and do the work because it's all I know. I know that if I keep moving I stand a chance. I must keep myself going until I find a reason to live. I need one so bad. On the other hand maybe I don't. Maybe it's all bullshit. Nothing I knew from my old life can help me here. Most of the things that I believed turned out to be useless. Appendages from someone else's life.",
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                        "text": "But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike any of her old boyfriends. And maybe who you fell for and who you eventually loved wasn't rational, no matter how hard you tried to list pros and cons and sum the results. You couldn't think your way through it, not all the way. Maybe just the scent of somebody carried more weight than everything else put together.",
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