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> [“Our minds are not interested in truth. They are our private twenty-four hour news cycle putting a constant spin on reality. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-kuhn/our-minds-are-not-interested-in-truth-they-are-our-private-twenty/)

[Shane Kuhn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-kuhn/)

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> [“The Old Man’s "job" was to ensure success of a certain Pagan holiday celebration–an exact opposite of LDS temple instruction that signified…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/the-old-man-s-job-was-to-ensure-success-of-a-certain-pagan-holiday/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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> [The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-worst-thing-to-call-somebody-is-crazy-it-s-dismissive-i-don-t/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

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> [So let the haters hate, let the doubters doubt, I stand by my book, and my life, and I won't dignify this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-frey/so-let-the-haters-hate-let-the-doubters-doubt-i-stand-by-my-book-and/)

[James Frey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-frey/)

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> [When I die, the consciousness I carry I will to black people./May they pick me apart and take the useful parts, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amiri-baraka/when-i-die-the-consciousness-i-carry-i-will-to-black-people-may-they/)

[Amiri Baraka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amiri-baraka/)

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> [We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/we-re-a-different-sort-of-thief-here-lamora-deception-and/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words --…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-c-lilly/as-i-say-at-the-beginning-of-my-workshops-everything-i-say-here-is-a/)

[John C. Lilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-c-lilly/)

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> [I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-barrymore/i-think-video-village-is-bullshit-it-s-like-it-s-a-breeding-ground/)

[Drew Barrymore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-barrymore/)

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> [When Rudy Giuliani became mayor of New York in 1993, his belief in the 'Broken Windows' theory led him to implement the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-rudy-giuliani-became-mayor-of-new-york-in-1993-his-belief-in-the/)

[Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/)

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> [“The arrival in Paris, as grim as ever. The leprous façades of the Pont Cardinet flats, behind which one invariably imagines retired…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-houellebecq/the-arrival-in-paris-as-grim-as-ever-the-leprous-fa-ades-of-the-pont/)

[Michel Houellebecq](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-houellebecq/)

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> [The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jazmin-garcia/the-one-thing-i-absolutely-hate-about-social-media-are-the-people-who/)

[Jazmin Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jazmin-garcia/)

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> [I consider myself conscious of how women are treated, and sometimes I can be a feminist. Sometimes I'm a little Republican, sometimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-grier/i-consider-myself-conscious-of-how-women-are-treated-and-sometimes-i/)

[Pam Grier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pam-grier/)

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> [“Please, boy. Let’s not start out with either of us insulting the other’s intelligence. There are only three people in life you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/please-boy-let-s-not-start-out-with-either-of-us-insulting-the-other/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [One woman I interviewed, Amanda Ghost, said, "Let's not bullshit, there are no women at the top of the music business, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-marling/one-woman-i-interviewed-amanda-ghost-said-let-s-not-bullshit-there/)

[Laura Marling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-marling/)

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> [ What I love about the way they both \[Paul Thomas Anderson and Joaquin Phoenix\] work is that all of the monkey business… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-waterston/what-i-love-about-the-way-they-both-paul-thomas-anderson-and-joaquin/)

[Katherine Waterston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-waterston/)

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> [We operate from this position of, "Let's build the skeleton and then insert the filling." We have this ping-pong dynamic with each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-jaffe/we-operate-from-this-position-of-let-s-build-the-skeleton-and-then/)

[Sarah Jaffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-jaffe/)

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> [On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/on-the-chessboard-of-his-godforsaken-existence-the-pieces-were-lined/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

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> [The Internet hasn't had a chance to really get to where people look at it with the proper level of scrutiny. There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shepard-fairey/the-internet-hasn-t-had-a-chance-to-really-get-to-where-people-look/)

[Shepard Fairey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shepard-fairey/)

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> [It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-oliver/it-s-amazing-how-words-can-do-that-just-shred-your-insides-apart/)

[Lauren Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-oliver/)

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> [It's nice that I can go down the road of obsessing over this smiley-face bullshit so maybe I can get free from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-lowman/it-s-nice-that-i-can-go-down-the-road-of-obsessing-over-this-smiley/)

[Nate Lowman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-lowman/)

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> [“Our natures are, indeed, elusively insubstantial—notoriously less stable and less inherent than the nature of other things. And insofar as this is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-g-frankfurt/our-natures-are-indeed-elusively-insubstantial-notoriously-less/)

[Harry G. Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-g-frankfurt/)

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> [Man, I've been to jail. It was hell in there, but I survived, If they put me back, I'll come out again.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-king/man-i-ve-been-to-jail-it-was-hell-in-there-but-i-survived-if-they-put/)

[Don King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-king/)

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> [I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-maron/i-m-not-a-moron-but-science-fiction-to-me-requires-a-suspension-of/)

[Marc Maron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-maron/)

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> [Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-fox/only-a-few-of-us-will-admit-it-but-actors-will-sometimes-read-a/)

[Michael J. Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-fox/)

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> [“That they dared make a town of this wet and sucking thing that vied with my foot for my boot at every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-sharpe/that-they-dared-make-a-town-of-this-wet-and-sucking-thing-that-vied/)

[Matthew Sharpe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-sharpe/)

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> [This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life — wait a second — you shouldn't model your life about what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fiona-apple/this-world-is-bullshit-and-you-shouldn-t-model-your-life-wait-a/)

[Fiona Apple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fiona-apple/)

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> [We lie. That's what we do. You're selling me a line of bullshit and you want me to sell you a line…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-egan/we-lie-that-s-what-we-do-you-re-selling-me-a-line-of-bullshit-and-you/)

[Jennifer Egan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-egan/)

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> [What sort of personality does one need to have, as a twenty-first-century mechanic, to tolerate the layers of electronic bullshit that get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-crawford/what-sort-of-personality-does-one-need-to-have-as-a-twenty-first/)

[Matthew Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-crawford/)

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> [I wanted to be able to call bullshit on some of these guys. OK, Bill O'Reilly, OK Al Franken: 'What do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wanted-to-be-able-to-call-bullshit-on-some-of-these-guys-ok-bill-o/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Do i look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream? No. no, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-tarantino/do-i-look-like-a-beautiful-blond-with-big-tits-and-an-ass-that-tastes/)

[Quentin Tarantino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-tarantino/)

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> [If you are a straightforward racing driver you should always see your limits. You have to be objective and not come up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/niki-lauda/if-you-are-a-straightforward-racing-driver-you-should-always-see-your/)

[Niki Lauda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/niki-lauda/)

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> [Greenspan's eventual explanation for the growing gap between stock prices and actual productivity was that, fortuitously, the laws of nature had changed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-taibbi/greenspan-s-eventual-explanation-for-the-growing-gap-between-stock/)

[Matt Taibbi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-taibbi/)

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> [They don't find peace. It's pure bullshit. When something unspeakable happens, or when you do something unspeakable, it changes you. It takes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-unger/they-don-t-find-peace-it-s-pure-bullshit-when-something-unspeakable/)

[Lisa Unger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-unger/)

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> [There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/there-s-a-lot-of-things-wrong-with-this-country-but-one-of-the-few/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-know-some-people-say-life-is-short-and-that-you-could-get-hit-by/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

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> [Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/do-you-sometimes-wish-you-could-fast-forward-a-week-you-know/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [“History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/history-is-hard-to-know-because-of-all-the-hired-bullshit-but-even/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [And if you look around, if you listen to some music nowdays, I'm not so optimistic...I have the feeling that some of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-brotzmann/and-if-you-look-around-if-you-listen-to-some-music-nowdays-i-m-not-so/)

[Peter Brotzmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-brotzmann/)

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> [I think my philosophy on music is sort of like the difference between religion and spirituality or religion and faith. There's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haley-bonar/i-think-my-philosophy-on-music-is-sort-of-like-the-difference-between/)

[Haley Bonar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haley-bonar/)

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> [The principal thing is the question of how our culture views age: that old is ugly Just think of Rodin, how he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-coplans/the-principal-thing-is-the-question-of-how-our-culture-views-age-that-2/)

[John Coplans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-coplans/)

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                        "text": "I think video village is bullshit. It's like it's a breeding ground for people to nitpick and feel important. It's just such a weird dynamic.",
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                        "text": "When Rudy Giuliani became mayor of New York in 1993, his belief in the 'Broken Windows' theory led him to implement the 'Zero Tolerance' crime policy. Crime dropped dramatically, significantly, and continued to for the next ten years. Personally, I feel the time has come for women to introduce their own Zero Tolerance policy on the Broken Windows issues in our lives - I want a Zero Tolerance policy on 'All The Patriarchal Bullshit'.",
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                        "text": "“The arrival in Paris, as grim as ever. The leprous façades of the Pont Cardinet flats, behind which one invariably imagines retired folk agonizing alongside their cat Poucette which is eating up half their pension with its Friskies. Those weird metal structures that indecently mount each other to form a grid of overhead wires. And the inevitable advertising hoardings flashing by, gaudy and repellent. ‘A gay and changing spectacle on the walls.’ Bullshit. Pure fucking bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative things about their lives, people and themselves; I wonder if that person wants to be unhappy. If you continue to focus on all the negative in your life you will continue to attract more of it...We live in the best times ever. With the aid of technology at our fingertips we can literally talk to anyone in the world in a matter of seconds. With the benefit of transportation at our side we could book a plane ticket, and arrive anywhere in the world within 24 hours. So stop focusing on petty people and petty drama. There are 7 billion people in the world. Instead of letting stupid people and events affect your quality of life¦rid yourself of toxic friendships and don't pay any mind to bullshit. Make new friends and be positive. Change your attitude and you will change your life.",
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                        "text": "I consider myself conscious of how women are treated, and sometimes I can be a feminist. Sometimes I'm a little Republican, sometimes I'm a little Democrat. Sometimes I'm angry, sometimes I'm not angry. I'm not a total feminist, but I believe in rights for females. I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace and we're only given 70 percent of our counterparts' salaries, then we shouldn't have to pay but 70 percent of our college tuition. Maybe that'll stop the bullshit.",
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                        "text": "“Please, boy. Let’s not start out with either of us insulting the other’s intelligence. There are only three people in life you can never fool—pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother’s dead, I’ve taken her place. Hence, I’m bullshit-proof.”",
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                        "text": "One woman I interviewed, Amanda Ghost, said, \"Let's not bullshit, there are no women at the top of the music business, and that is a serious problem.\" And I said, \"Yes!\" And I didn't shy away from saying that. But I still don't want to be in the firing line. I'm not clever or witty or brave enough to get into the political nitty-gritty with it.",
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                        "text": "What I love about the way they both [Paul Thomas Anderson and Joaquin Phoenix] work is that all of the monkey business is on film. There's no monkey business outside of the monkey business of making the movie. There's no ego bullshit, there's no wasted energy. It's all directed at the story and that's rare.",
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