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title: "Top Bullshit Lines"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [I think my real fear is that I will get to old age and think I spent too much time concerned about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/june-diane-raphael/i-think-my-real-fear-is-that-i-will-get-to-old-age-and-think-i-spent/)

[June Diane Raphael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/june-diane-raphael/)

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> [Okay why the FUCK do some people care about stupid shit LIFE WILL GO ON… you dont need to worry about every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/me/okay-why-the-fuck-do-some-people-care-about-stupid-shit-life-will-go/)

[Me(=](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/me/)

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> [The idea of photography as evidence is pure bullshit. A photo is no more proof of any reality than what you may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-riboud/the-idea-of-photography-as-evidence-is-pure-bullshit-a-photo-is-no/)

[Marc Riboud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-riboud/)

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> [All this role model bullshit; you don't have any extra responsibilities because you made some good songs! Your only responsibility is to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/all-this-role-model-bullshit-you-don-t-have-any-extra/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

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> [Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bon-scott/atlantic-reckoned-we-should-use-a-top-yank-producer-and-appointed-one/)

[Bon Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bon-scott/)

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> [“I hate the moments between meeting someone and leaving someone there’s this brief feeling of trust before the paranoia that seeps in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-h-sin/i-hate-the-moments-between-meeting-someone-and-leaving-someone-there/)

[R.H. Sin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-h-sin/)

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> [“The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-advise/the-only-way-to-efficiently-battle-evil-is-to-copy-enough-to-know-how/)

[Will Advise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-advise/)

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> [Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-s-patton/men-this-stuff-that-some-sources-sling-around-about-america-wanting/)

[George S. Patton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-s-patton/)

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> [Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-fraction/writers-that-pretend-to-be-in-the-throes-of-some-kind-of-genius-demon/)

[Matt Fraction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-fraction/)

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> [Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-blanton/life-goes-on-and-the-truth-changes-this-just-happens-to-be-the-way/)

[Brad Blanton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-blanton/)

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> [When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-a-guy-is-dating-this-beautiful-girl-and-treats-her-like-crap-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I left for the same reasons everyone leaves jobs that are no longer fulfilling their hopes and aspirations. I didn't see myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-knopfler/i-left-for-the-same-reasons-everyone-leaves-jobs-that-are-no-longer/)

[Mark Knopfler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-knopfler/)

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> [How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/how-do-you-pledge-allegiance-to-a-government-that-s-all-america-is-a/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [Pretty much every issue that we've put out, there have been at least one or two things that really surprised me. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorin-stein/pretty-much-every-issue-that-we-ve-put-out-there-have-been-at-least/)

[Lorin Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorin-stein/)

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> [“Bullshit is as common as lame poetry and more unavoidable than those armed men who are there to protect you from Bullshit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparrow-13-laughingwand/bullshit-is-as-common-as-lame-poetry-and-more-unavoidable-than-those/)

[Sparrow 13 Laughingwand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparrow-13-laughingwand/)

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> [Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/london-mond/guys-while-your-e-busy-ignoring-your-lady-another-guy-is-trying/)

[London Mond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/london-mond/)

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> [That first shrink I saw when I got back to Clayton Falls told me no one is a lost cause, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chevy-stevens/that-first-shrink-i-saw-when-i-got-back-to-clayton-falls-told-me-no/)

[Chevy Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chevy-stevens/)

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> [So many people are killing their childhood. It's like, "Okay, today I've decided I'm gonna be a grown-up, and I'm not a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-dupieux/so-many-people-are-killing-their-childhood-it-s-like-okay-today-i-ve/)

[Quentin Dupieux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-dupieux/)

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> [“I am such an asshole. And Jesus Christ, I had my head shoved so far up my ass that I was actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-arcane/i-am-such-an-asshole-and-jesus-christ-i-had-my-head-shoved-so-far-up/)

[Annie Arcane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-arcane/)

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> [Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-wasson/everything-really-needs-to-be-paraben-free-for-me-i-mean-because-if-i/)

[Erin Wasson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-wasson/)

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> [Coming after all the bullshit related to A Million Little Pieces, nobody was expecting anything from me. No publisher, no agent, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-frey/coming-after-all-the-bullshit-related-to-a-million-little-pieces/)

[James Frey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-frey/)

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> [I did it once in high school - I was Sandy in Grease - and I decided then that I would never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-vandervoort/i-did-it-once-in-high-school-i-was-sandy-in-grease-and-i-decided-then/)

[Laura Vandervoort](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-vandervoort/)

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> [“He always told me that at some point in your life you get tired of bullshit. You just want the truth. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/he-always-told-me-that-at-some-point-in-your-life-you-get-tired-of/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [“Don’t try to bullshit me or yourself about the fact that you don’t wanna explore this with me. You want it or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/don-t-try-to-bullshit-me-or-yourself-about-the-fact-that-you-don-t/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [There seems to be a notion in Hollywood that if you want to make money, you have to sacrifice doing good work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-gordon-levitt/there-seems-to-be-a-notion-in-hollywood-that-if-you-want-to-make/)

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-gordon-levitt/)

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> [“This is bullshit. You think I care what other people think? What does age have to do with it? Why can't you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/this-is-bullshit-you-think-i-care-what-other-people-think-what-does/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

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> [If your life is so pathetic that you have to make up lies about other people then do something productive like keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-moores/if-your-life-is-so-pathetic-that-you-have-to-make-up-lies-about-other/)

[Sarah Moores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-moores/)

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> [I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/i-ve-never-seen-any-life-transformation-that-didn-t-begin-with-the/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-never-understand-why-women-think-drama-and-bullshit-are-attractive/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-goat-for-us-is-an-image-that-s-stuck-in-our-heads-since-we-were/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There's no need to be tragic or destroy yourself or jump off a cliff. That's no longer the paradigm I wish to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-harron/there-s-no-need-to-be-tragic-or-destroy-yourself-or-jump-off-a-cliff/)

[Mary Harron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-harron/)

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> [I tried to hear what you were saying, but all I heard was: Bullshit, bullshit, I am lying, I am lying, full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-tried-to-hear-what-you-were-saying-but-all-i-heard-was-bullshit/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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> [I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-can-t-rationalize-the-brilliance-and-knowledge-that-you-have-about/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Most of the media bullshit you about who they are. We don’t. We’re not programming to conservatives, we’re just not eliminating their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-ailes/most-of-the-media-bullshit-you-about-who-they-are-we-don-t-we-re-not/)

[Roger Ailes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-ailes/)

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> [Life is like smoking weeds, roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit and exhale…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-like-smoking-weeds-roll-up-your-problems-lick-down-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if all you saw in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/a-thorough-inspection-of-someone-you-believed-to-be-loveable-will/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbie-hoffman/you-just-get-stoned-get-the-ideas-in-your-head-and-then-do-em-and-don/)

[Abbie Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbie-hoffman/)

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> [The world is full of bands and bullshit, and if I'm doing a stupid art project like rock 'n' roll then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ariel-pink/the-world-is-full-of-bands-and-bullshit-and-if-i-m-doing-a-stupid-art/)

[Ariel Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ariel-pink/)

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> [At one time I was so much involved in the religious bullshit that I used to go around calling myself a Christian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lennon/at-one-time-i-was-so-much-involved-in-the-religious-bullshit-that-i/)

[John Lennon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lennon/)

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> [Since when likes on facebook decide if your beautiful or not?!You could be the prettiest human being but what helps you that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ewshy/since-when-likes-on-facebook-decide-if-your-beautiful-or-not-you/)

[Ewshy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ewshy/)

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                        "text": "Okay why the FUCK do some people care about stupid shit LIFE WILL GO ON… you dont need to worry about every damn thing in LIFE how ABOUT everyone in the WHOLEWORLD not worry about a DAMN thing for 10 mintues!! okay good :)",
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                        "text": "All this role model bullshit; you don't have any extra responsibilities because you made some good songs! Your only responsibility is to make good songs.",
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                        "text": "Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let them engage with Normal Life are bullshit artists of the highest degree, looking to excuse their antisocial tendencies and bad manners away with a flourish of vocabulary and the semantic waving of hands.",
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                        "text": "Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.",
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                        "text": "When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her like her queen, he keeps trying she ignores,then she keeps toleration the bf's bullshit tell she finally has enough, then she is ready to finally give the guy a chance, but by then he already has a girlfriend cuz she saw what she couldn't see in him.",
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                        "text": "I left for the same reasons everyone leaves jobs that are no longer fulfilling their hopes and aspirations. I didn't see myself spending the rest of my life being a strummer for someone else's dreams. Whatever the opposite of regret is best describes how I've always felt about that decision - it opened me up to a million creative opportunities I needed to experience away from the bullshit and distorting mirrors that fame engenders.",
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                        "text": "How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.",
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                        "text": "Pretty much every issue that we've put out, there have been at least one or two things that really surprised me. It sounds like bullshit, but most of the stories that we've run had that effect on me. We get thousands and thousands of submissions and I don't think we've published a story yet - very few, anyway - where there wasn't something like what Mona Simpson described, where a first sentence or a first page didn't just really command attention.",
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                        "text": "“Bullshit is as common as lame poetry and more unavoidable than those armed men who are there to protect you from Bullshit like this is straight from the lab and god loves you and the government doesn't want war and it's the best movie since Repo Man and if i stopped drinking the world might end anyway and breathanarianism and immortality for anything besides Bullshit that's as common as murder and jailhouse tattoos selling bunk drugs in paint chip hotels where a cigarette burn on the mattress tells you more about death than a splatter movie festival.”",
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                        "text": "Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for her, another guy is asking her for a date night. While your'e making her cry, another guy is telling her all the things that make her smile. While your'e not sure if you still want her, the other guy already calls her his future princess. FELLAS! Keep it real; TREAT your lady right. There are lots of single guys who wishes they could have her instead of your candy-ass.",
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