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title: "Top Bullshit Sayings"
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> [The fact that you can still smile after all the bullshit that you've been through shows how strong you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonya-parker/the-fact-that-you-can-still-smile-after-all-the-bullshit-that-you-ve/)

[Sonya Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonya-parker/)

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> [So if a person, male or female, uses being hurt by the opposite sex as a reason for being a hoe, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-if-a-person-male-or-female-uses-being-hurt-by-the-opposite-sex-as/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/junot-diaz/our-relationship-wasn-t-the-sun-the-moon-the-stars-but-it-wasn-t/)

[Junot Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/junot-diaz/)

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> [Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-parker/master-your-instrument-master-the-music-and-then-forget-all-that/)

[Charlie Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-parker/)

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> [I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-have-a-short-temper-i-just-have-a-quick-reaction-to-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lupe-fiasco/i-really-think-the-war-on-terror-is-a-bunch-of-bullshit-just-a-poor/)

[Lupe Fiasco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lupe-fiasco/)

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> [“(‘T) is all that separates I CAN’T from I CAN. Cut away the bullshit and live your life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cody-edward-lee-miller/t-is-all-that-separates-i-can-t-from-i-can-cut-away-the-bullshit-and/)

[Cody Edward Lee Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cody-edward-lee-miller/)

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> [These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-goldacre/these-corporations-run-our-culture-and-they-riddle-it-with-bullshit/)

[Ben Goldacre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-goldacre/)

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> [People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-think-life-is-real-complicated-actually-there-s-nothing-to-it/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-folds/being-capable-of-anything-is-a-bullshit-concept-unless-it-means-you/)

[Ben Folds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-folds/)

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> [If you would be a poet, write living newspapers. Be a reporter from outer space, filing dispatches to some supreme managing editor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-ferlinghetti/if-you-would-be-a-poet-write-living-newspapers-be-a-reporter-from/)

[Lawrence Ferlinghetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-ferlinghetti/)

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> [Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/outwork-the-bullshit-that-means-nothing-can-rattle-you-when-your/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [A lot of people are promoting records that are just throw-it-agains t-the-wall-see- if-it-sticks meaningless bullshit. Everybody has the responsibility to do the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-grohl/a-lot-of-people-are-promoting-records-that-are-just-throw-it-agains-t/)

[Dave Grohl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-grohl/)

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> [“One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-brown/one-final-bit-of-advice-the-next-time-a-senior-administrator-of-the/)

[Dan Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-brown/)

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> [There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-yancey/there-s-the-bullshit-you-know-that-you-know-the-bullshit-you-don-t/)

[Rick Yancey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-yancey/)

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> [What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/what-i-ve-lost-in-years-i-ve-gained-in-wisdom-bullshit-i-haven-t/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [“Bullshit is everywhere.” (...) Then there’s the more pernicious bullshit… It comes in three flavors: Making bad things sound good… “Patriot Act.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-smith/bullshit-is-everywhere-then-there-s-the-more-pernicious-bullshit-it/)

[Chris Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-smith/)

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> [ Amy Sedaris \[in the Ghost Team\] plays a Miss Cleo-esque character - Miss Cleo just died, so that's kind of timely -… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-krumholtz/amy-sedaris-in-the-ghost-team-plays-a-miss-cleo-esque-character-miss/)

[David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-krumholtz/)

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> [“Sometimes you lie, Forest. Sometimes its the right thing to do." "I don't believe that, Ben." "And why is that?" "Because it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-evison/sometimes-you-lie-forest-sometimes-its-the-right-thing-to-do-i-don-t/)

[Jonathan Evison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-evison/)

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> [“Cynical? No. Realistic. As far as I’m concerned all you politicians are a bunch of lying, cheating, crooked wankers. You spout a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eli-yance/cynical-no-realistic-as-far-as-i-m-concerned-all-you-politicians-are/)

[Eli Yance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eli-yance/)

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> [Literary fiction and poetry are real marginalized right now. There's a fallacy that some of my friends sometimes fall into, the ol'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/literary-fiction-and-poetry-are-real-marginalized-right-now-there-s-a/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [“And they got blackout drunk one night and it just happened. It was basically an accident, and he gave me the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-marion/and-they-got-blackout-drunk-one-night-and-it-just-happened-it-was/)

[Isaac Marion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-marion/)

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> [A real good artist is basically a grown-up kid, who never kills the kid. What we call being an adult is basically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-dupieux/a-real-good-artist-is-basically-a-grown-up-kid-who-never-kills-the/)

[Quentin Dupieux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-dupieux/)

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> [On the one hand, rock is so predictable, but at the same time, the basic idea that an artist can cut through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/casey-spooner/on-the-one-hand-rock-is-so-predictable-but-at-the-same-time-the-basic/)

[Casey Spooner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/casey-spooner/)

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> [Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f\*\*king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/mind-you-it-s-all-bullshit-with-wine-isn-t-it-it-s-just-f-king/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [They make fun of anything.Things that I like Everything that I've got.Something which I'm not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louaiq8/they-make-fun-of-anything-things-that-i-like-everything-that-i-ve-got/)

[Louaiq8](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louaiq8/)

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> [To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/to-be-scientifically-literate-is-to-empower-yourself-to-know-when/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/one-of-the-most-salient-features-of-our-culture-is-that-there-is-so-2/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [I rather have the truth then some sugar coated bullshit! Stop lying!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/i-rather-have-the-truth-then-some-sugar-coated-bullshit-stop-lying/)

[Unknow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unknow/)

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> [People bullshit and fakeness are the main reason I like being alone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/people-bullshit-and-fakeness-are-the-main-reason-i-like-being-alone/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [Politicians they're so full of bullshit that their bullshit couldn't fit in a toilet if they tried.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-limn/politicians-they-re-so-full-of-bullshit-that-their-bullshit-couldn-t/)

[Jeremy Limn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-limn/)

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> [To hell with you and your bullshit theory. Let me live in my own way. m/](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/achi-chathy/to-hell-with-you-and-your-bullshit-theory-let-me-live-in-my-own-way-m/)

[Achi\_chathy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/achi-chathy/)

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> [I have a low tolerance for bullshit today. Pleaseeeeee don't come at me with any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-have-a-low-tolerance-for-bullshit-today-pleaseeeeee-don-t-come-at/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wipe your mouth. There is still a tiny piece of bullshit around your lips.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/wipe-your-mouth-there-is-still-a-tiny-piece-of-bullshit-around-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Says: I don't have an attitude problem! I just have a low tolerance for Bullshit and even a lower one for STUPIDITY.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-moores/says-i-don-t-have-an-attitude-problem-i-just-have-a-low-tolerance-for/)

[Sarah Moores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-moores/)

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> [Didn't understand when people said being real is a bullshit. Cause I'm not a bull, and I don't eat shit. I'm just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/didn-t-understand-when-people-said-being-real-is-a-bullshit-cause-i-m/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janis-joplin/i-m-just-doing-what-i-wanted-to-and-what-feels-right-and-not-settling/)

[Janis Joplin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janis-joplin/)

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> [Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/bullshit-is-unavoidable-whenever-circumstance-require-someone-to-talk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Show me somebody who really knows what irony means and I’ll show you a bullshit artist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/show-me-somebody-who-really-knows-what-irony-means-and-i-ll-show-you/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [Apparently magazine; giving you the latest bullshit since high school began](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sacha-leigh-smith/apparently-magazine-giving-you-the-latest-bullshit-since-high-school/)

[Sacha-Leigh Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sacha-leigh-smith/)

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                        "text": "“One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ... Leave the bullshit in Cambridge.”",
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                        "text": "Amy Sedaris [in the Ghost Team] plays a Miss Cleo-esque character - Miss Cleo just died, so that's kind of timely - but she plays a Miss Cleo-esque TV psychic who's also kind of a bullshit artist. One of the most triumphant character turns in the movie is when she realizes that even though she's a bullshit artist, she does have something to offer. She helps save the day at the end of the movie.",
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                        "text": "“Sometimes you lie, Forest. Sometimes its the right thing to do.\" \"I don't believe that, Ben.\" \"And why is that?\" \"Because it always catches up with you.\" \"It doesn't, not always.\" \"It does.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"It's the truth, Ben.\" \"No, Forest, it's another kind of lie. If Lizzie draws you a picture of a catfish and it looks like a big hairy turd, what do you tell her? That it looks like shit? That you could draw a better fucking catfish with a crayon up your asshole? No, Forest, you tell her it's the most beautiful catfish you ever saw, don't you? Of course you do. Truth's a slippery slope sometimes.”",
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                        "text": "“Cynical? No. Realistic. As far as I’m concerned all you politicians are a bunch of lying, cheating, crooked wankers. You spout a ton of bullshit about lowering taxes and crime and fixing the healthcare system, but when you get in power you do bugger all about anything. We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point in it? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”",
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                        "text": "Literary fiction and poetry are real marginalized right now. There's a fallacy that some of my friends sometimes fall into, the ol' \"The audience is stupid. The audience only wants to go this deep. Poor us, we're marginalized because of TV, the great hypnotic blah, blah.\" You can sit around and have these pity parties for yourself. Of course this is bullshit. If an art form is marginalized it's because it's not speaking to people. One possible reason is that the people it's speaking to have become too stupid to appreciate it. That seems a little easy to me.",
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                        "text": "“And they got blackout drunk one night and it just happened. It was basically an accident, and he gave me the most sincere and moving confession of all time, swore to God he loved me so much and would do anything to convince me, blah blah blah, but it didn’t matter, I kept thinking about it and running it through my head and just burning with it. I cried every night for weeks. Practically wore the binary off all my saddest Mp3s.”",
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                        "text": "A real good artist is basically a grown-up kid, who never kills the kid. What we call being an adult is basically about killing the kid. People think you have to forget about the kid to become an adult and deal with grown-up problems. But, that's bullshit. We are still kids. It's the same, you just grow up. You're a kid with more experience.",
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                        "text": "On the one hand, rock is so predictable, but at the same time, the basic idea that an artist can cut through everything and make something that they believe in or make something that they love or speaks to them personally, that it can cut through the bullshit. But at the same time, the cliches of sincerity can kill that.",
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                        "text": "Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.",
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                        "text": "They make fun of anything.Things that I like Everything that I've got.Something which I'm not.",
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                        "text": "One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.",
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                        "text": "I rather have the truth then some sugar coated bullshit! Stop lying!",
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                        "text": "People bullshit and fakeness are the main reason I like being alone",
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                        "text": "Politicians they're so full of bullshit that their bullshit couldn't fit in a toilet if they tried.",
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                        "text": "I have a low tolerance for bullshit today. Pleaseeeeee don't come at me with any.",
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