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title: "Famous Bullshit Qoutes"
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> [I think its the time to start not expecting anything from people because its always the same shit.Im sick of it...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ewshycrazyness/i-think-its-the-time-to-start-not-expecting-anything-from-people/)

[EwshyCrazyness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ewshycrazyness/)

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> [I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-started-writing-because-it-was-about-making-my-friends-laugh-and/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [“Calling bullshit on something thats exactly what you want to hear is certainly among life's bigger challenges”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-eckel/calling-bullshit-on-something-thats-exactly-what-you-want-to-hear-is/)

[Sara Eckel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-eckel/)

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> [Dont believe everything you hear on election day majority of it is bullshit...dont be so gullible...do your research.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dont-believe-everything-you-hear-on-election-day-majority-of-it-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-can-t-dazzle-them-with-brilliance-baffle-them-with-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am not a bitch ...it's just that I have a low tolerance for bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-not-a-bitch-it-s-just-that-i-have-a-low-tolerance-for-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [By all means go back to that stupid bitch; hope she puts up with your lies and bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/by-all-means-go-back-to-that-stupid-bitch-hope-she-puts-up-with-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/you-say-you-re-sick-huh-well-it-looks-like-you-ve-come-down-with-a/)

[Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/)

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> [I feel that whatever you put out is what you'll get back. I always put out, 'hey, hi, I'm a bass player,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzi-quatro/i-feel-that-whatever-you-put-out-is-what-you-ll-get-back-i-always-put/)

[Suzi Quatro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzi-quatro/)

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> [I was thinking that we could hold a contest to see which girl has the biggest ass? and the girl that wins,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/i-was-thinking-that-we-could-hold-a-contest-to-see-which-girl-has-the/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

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> [Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/olive-garden-says-if-you-re-here-ur-family-bullshit-i-ve-yet-to-have/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/who-is-there-with-you-raphael-kate-s-voice-snapped-i-ll-be-in-atlanta/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-ramsey/the-biggest-myth-about-fatherhood-that-you-get-given-a-direct-phone/)

[Chris Ramsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-ramsey/)

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> [I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-went-on-spouting-bullshit-encouragements-as-gus-s-parents-arm-in/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/if-you-want-to-become-enlightened-you-ve-got-to-get-all-the-bullshit/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [The work is what it is and hopefully it's seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I'm not going to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cindy-sherman/the-work-is-what-it-is-and-hopefully-it-s-seen-as-feminist-work-or/)

[Cindy Sherman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cindy-sherman/)

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> [I mean, let's face it, it's 2000 and people are beginning to wake up on some level. I think that, as I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gale-harold/i-mean-let-s-face-it-it-s-2000-and-people-are-beginning-to-wake-up-on/)

[Gale Harold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gale-harold/)

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> [We was just young guys who wanted to change. We got tired of doin' this same everyday bullshit that we was doin',…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raekwon/we-was-just-young-guys-who-wanted-to-change-we-got-tired-of-doin-this/)

[Raekwon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raekwon/)

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> [Christian music was music that I grew up listening to that I can't say has had much of an impact on anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-tillman/christian-music-was-music-that-i-grew-up-listening-to-that-i-can-t/)

[J Tillman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-tillman/)

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> [Learn Languages the Right Way. Language acquisition games and abstract communicative method are bullshit. The second-best way to learn a foreign language…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-thompson/learn-languages-the-right-way-language-acquisition-games-and-abstract/)

[Chuck Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-thompson/)

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> [I feel like throughout history we've heard bullshit from politicians, but now we're at the perfect intersection of technology and entertainment where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-spurlock/i-feel-like-throughout-history-we-ve-heard-bullshit-from-politicians/)

[Morgan Spurlock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-spurlock/)

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> [Trump will never give up his style, his way to target his enemies. The Americans are fed up with the bullshit they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-t-flynn/trump-will-never-give-up-his-style-his-way-to-target-his-enemies-the/)

[Michael T. Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-t-flynn/)

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> [It was about the compelling need to make countries get along to prevent war, in contrast with the totally petty and selfish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-roach/it-was-about-the-compelling-need-to-make-countries-get-along-to/)

[Jay Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-roach/)

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> [“The campaign against the SARS “rogue unit” was driven by elements in the SSA ... Suffice it to say for now that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacques-pauw/the-campaign-against-the-sars-rogue-unit-was-driven-by-elements-in/)

[Jacques Pauw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacques-pauw/)

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> [So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-waters/so-many-great-people-are-dead-and-so-many-assholes-i-know-are-still/)

[John Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-waters/)

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> [As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/as-far-as-the-council-is-concerned-the-u-s-wardens-are-a-bunch-of/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [Love isn't cool anymore.It's full of bullshits,pains,craps and it's sucks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/farishta/love-isn-t-cool-anymore-it-s-full-of-bullshits-pains-craps-and-it-s/)

[Farishta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/farishta/)

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> [The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/the-key-to-a-good-life-excess-in-moderation-they-ll-tell-you/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [“Every family needs a black sheep to call them on their bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/every-family-needs-a-black-sheep-to-call-them-on-their-bullshit/)

[Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/)

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> [Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vincent-cassel/blood-especially-fake-and-guns-this-is-bullshit-it-works-in-the-movie/)

[Vincent Cassel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vincent-cassel/)

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> [For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-love/for-people-considering-suicide-it-is-bullshit-endure-the-moment/)

[Courtney Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-love/)

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> [“If you can’t impress them with your ability, dazzle them with your bullshit. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-dandridge/if-you-can-t-impress-them-with-your-ability-dazzle-them-with-your/)

[Doug Dandridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-dandridge/)

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> [“There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amber-sparks/there-were-no-books-in-the-afterwards-which-the-people-thought-was/)

[Amber Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amber-sparks/)

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> [...If u dont like me, stop staring at me and stop talking at me...boastful..! I dont like you also..stay away from me..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mharzvillar/if-u-dont-like-me-stop-staring-at-me-and-stop-talking-at-me-boastful/)

Mharzvillar

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> [“If you can’t tell someone the truth, bedazzle them with bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melanie-james/if-you-can-t-tell-someone-the-truth-bedazzle-them-with-bullshit/)

Melanie James

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> [Can I take your order? Yeah, let me get a long relationship, with a side of loyalty & honesty? But, hold the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/can-i-take-your-order-yeah-let-me-get-a-long-relationship-with-a-side/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [No, it's okay, I totally wanted to drop everything I was doing today to take care of your bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-it-s-okay-i-totally-wanted-to-drop-everything-i-was-doing-today-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I Am Setting The Record Straight, If You Don't Hear It From One Of Us In This Band Then It Is Bullshit..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-jordison/i-am-setting-the-record-straight-if-you-don-t-hear-it-from-one-of-us/)

[Joey Jordison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-jordison/)

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> [I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-waters/i-don-t-believe-in-depression-there-s-no-such-thing-it-s-an-invention/)

[John Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-waters/)

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> [I lie and say I'm busy or I blame my parents but really I just want to be alone .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddy-marie/i-lie-and-say-i-m-busy-or-i-blame-my-parents-but-really-i-just-want/)

[Maddy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddy-marie/)

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                        "text": "Who is there with you?\" \"Raphael\" Kate's voice snapped. \"I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?\" \"I said it's nothing major.\" \"Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it.",
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