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> [I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-reynolds/i-have-bullshit-moments-every-once-in-a-while-like-every-actor-does/)

[Ryan Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-reynolds/)

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> [This shit you hear about me may be true but then again it might be as fake as the Bitch who told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/this-shit-you-hear-about-me-may-be-true-but-then-again-it-might-be-as/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/seeking-happiness-ain-t-easy-esp-when-your-in-a-environment-full-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felix-dennis/believing-your-own-bullshit-is-always-a-perilous-activity-but-never/)

[Felix Dennis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felix-dennis/)

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> [I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefan-sagmeister/i-have-done-enough-bullshit-lately-i-just-have-to-make-time-for/)

[Stefan Sagmeister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stefan-sagmeister/)

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> [If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/if-you-re-really-successful-at-bullshitting-it-means-you-re-not/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-calm-and-sunny-but-the-air/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [“You don't want me, Ben. I'm seven layers of fucked up with a side of bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-tucker/you-don-t-want-me-ben-i-m-seven-layers-of-fucked-up-with-a-side-of/)

[K.A. Tucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-tucker/)

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> [I'm so nervous. Anyways I don't how much longer I can last; if something doesn't happen soon I think I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ream/i-m-so-nervous-anyways-i-don-t-how-much-longer-i-can-last-if/)

[Ream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ream/)

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> [I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-gordon-levitt/i-don-t-buy-into-the-glory-days-thing-i-think-every-time-has-its/)

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-gordon-levitt/)

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> [I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ottessa-moshfegh/i-love-art-because-i-feel-that-it-s-evidence-of-the-great-shared/)

[Ottessa Moshfegh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ottessa-moshfegh/)

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> [There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/there-are-only-three-people-in-life-you-can-never-fool-pawnbrokers/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [...I've stopped wanting to do any work at all. All work is bullshit. Everyone knows that. No matter how many telephones and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irena-klepfisz/i-ve-stopped-wanting-to-do-any-work-at-all-all-work-is-bullshit/)

[Irena Klepfisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irena-klepfisz/)

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> [Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/have-you-ever-heard-of-feng-shui-randy-yeah-it-s-the-put-the-mirror/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-schneider/i-wish-i-could-blame-my-failure-on-my-integrity-refusal-to-play/)

[Stephen Schneider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-schneider/)

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> [If you're ever making a television show, don't cast smart actors because they are just a pain in the ass. The moment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-mckinnon/if-you-re-ever-making-a-television-show-don-t-cast-smart-actors/)

[Ray McKinnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-mckinnon/)

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> [I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bart-yates/i-once-heard-some-idiot-on-the-radio-saying-that-all-great-art-has/)

[Bart Yates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bart-yates/)

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> [“getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-thomas-idlet-john-thomas/getting-old-means-getting-lucky-sometimes-means-sometimes-you-learn/)

[John Thomas Idlet (John Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-thomas-idlet-john-thomas/)

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> [First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bukka-white/first-time-i-saw-an-alligator-gar-i-damn-near-threw-up-they-ain-t/)

[Bukka White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bukka-white/)

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> [ I know exactly what that movie's \[Brokeback mountain\] about. I can't define it; it doesn't tie up in a perfect bow. But… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-gyllenhaal/i-know-exactly-what-that-movie-s-brokeback-mountain-about-i-can-t/)

[Jake Gyllenhaal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-gyllenhaal/)

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> [I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-ramis/i-ve-always-thought-that-comedy-was-just-another-dramatic-expression/)

[Harold Ramis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-ramis/)

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> [I wish that we lived in a time and a generation where people would stop viewing my honesty as overly emotional. People…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/i-wish-that-we-lived-in-a-time-and-a-generation-where-people-would-2/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [“Conspiracy theory, like causality, works fantastically well as an explanatory model but only if you use it backwards. The fact that we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-j-carroll/conspiracy-theory-like-causality-works-fantastically-well-as-an/)

[Peter J. Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-j-carroll/)

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> [I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/i-mean-let-s-look-at-it-in-the-other-way-if-they-claim-that-words/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [Real Women cut out the herbs, lames and bullshit men because she is above that standard and has no time for games.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/real-women-cut-out-the-herbs-lames-and-bullshit-men-because-she-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make It A Bullshit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nithin-kumar/all-life-is-a-fucking-shit-where-people-whom-you-meet-make-it-a/)

[Nithin Kumar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nithin-kumar/)

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> [“My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-shapiro/my-bullshit-was-that-i-adore-you-and-i-don-t-have-fingers-or-eyes-how/)

[Rick Shapiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-shapiro/)

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> [“I understand the words coming out of your mouth, but it still sounds like bullshit,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-jacquelyn/i-understand-the-words-coming-out-of-your-mouth-but-it-still-sounds/)

[Nicole Jacquelyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-jacquelyn/)

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> [Nobody is ever 'fine'. Fine is a bullshit word that people use when they are fed up with being asked 'what's wrong?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nobody-is-ever-fine-fine-is-a-bullshit-word-that-people-use-when-they/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/my-disinterest-in-your-bullshit-is-so-tangible-you-could-make-bricks/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [Nah, I don't have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nah-i-don-t-have-a-bad-temper-i-just-have-a-quick-reaction-to-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cuts-and-scars/he-said-i-love-you-i-sneezed-and-said-sorry-i-m-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Cuts And Scars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cuts-and-scars/)

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> [“You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/you-were-what-you-were-and-you-are-what-you-are-fuck-that-regrets/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

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> [The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-vast-majority-of-all-consequences-especially-in-21st-century/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [ \[Comedy\] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.' ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/comedy-is-an-escape-from-illusions-the-audience-is-thinking-this/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [Thank God I have my own place and I dont have to deal with anybody's bullshit!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/thank-god-i-have-my-own-place-and-i-dont-have-to-deal-with-anybody-s/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

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> [It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, "This is who you are.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-scott/it-s-bullshit-it-s-so-easy-to-label-people-to-look-at-a-list-of/)

[Elizabeth Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-scott/)

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> [I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baratunde-thurston/i-don-t-know-that-i-m-post-anything-i-d-like-to-think-maybe-i-m-post/)

[Baratunde Thurston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baratunde-thurston/)

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> [“If you say bullshit on things come in handy, better revise it before others say otherwise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/if-you-say-bullshit-on-things-come-in-handy-better-revise-it-before/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [“I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-you-re-the-only-person-i-can-t/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

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                        "text": "I'm so nervous. Anyways I don't how much longer I can last; if something doesn't happen soon I think I'm going to blow my brains out.",
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                        "text": "...I've stopped wanting to do any work at all. All work is bullshit. Everyone knows that. No matter how many telephones and extensions, no matter how many secretaries, no matter how many names in the rolodex. It's all bullshit.",
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                        "text": "Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele)",
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                        "text": "I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.",
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                        "text": "I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the greatest artists are only able to create because they suffer immensely in their own lives. What a bunch of bullshit. Look at Van Gogh's paintings: there's as much joy in them as there is pain. Suffering is only a single color, and by itself it's boring.",
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                        "text": "“getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of what goes down is bullshit that there's just no way to be with people & not smear yr tongue with bullshit lies that it doesn't help to fuck with people & anyway once you know how it's no fun any more”",
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                        "text": "First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet long and three feet at the girth. Not one of God's creations like you and meSome say they ain't afraid of alligator gar fish. Bullshit. You look at that thing. It's big and mean. Swallow both of us. Them people say they ain't afraid tellin' lies.",
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                        "text": "I know exactly what that movie's [Brokeback mountain] about. I can't define it; it doesn't tie up in a perfect bow. But it's about adolescence. It's about what it feels like - this isn't meant as a criticism, but like things I didn't relate to, which were high school movies. Where I'd watch it and I'd be like, \"Well, am I like the kid that nobody likes? Or am I like the person who everybody [likes]?\" I couldn't [tell]. I was like quantifying, putting me in a box. \"This is my personality at that age\" and \"I'm this kind of person\" just felt like bullshit to me.",
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                        "text": "I wish that we lived in a time and a generation where people would stop viewing my honesty as overly emotional. People always act like I spend my life crying in a dark room. I don't, I'm good. I'm a man. I want to be remembered as an artist that gave you a piece of me, as opposed to some surface bullshit. I don't think people realize that we die, we leave here, and either they forget about you or remember you. And how they remember you is up to you. I just want to be remembered as a poet that was open and honest because I wake up every morning and I'm me.",
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                        "text": "I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well, 99 percent of on the songs on the radio deal with the topic of love and we use the term loosely. So, kids have heard love, love, love, love ... the minute they turn on the radio. Do you see any kids doing love? I see them doing crack ... but not love. So, it's bullshit!",
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                        "text": "“All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make It A Bullshit”",
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                        "text": "Nobody is ever 'fine'. Fine is a bullshit word that people use when they are fed up with being asked 'what's wrong?'",
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                        "text": "My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it",
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                        "text": "He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.",
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