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title: "Famous Bullshit Wisdom"
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> [Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-isn-t-like-a-box-of-chocolates-it-s-like-a-litter-box-full-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You are not a bird, I don't want the bullshit. Give me the real shit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jawon-stewwert/you-are-not-a-bird-i-don-t-want-the-bullshit-give-me-the-real-shit/)

[Jawon Stewwert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jawon-stewwert/)

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> [Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/seeing-a-spider-isn-t-a-problem-it-becomes-a-problem-when-it/)

[Sharlene05](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharlene05/)

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> [People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-mckuen/people-often-say-i-live-for-my-art-bullshit-if-you-are-given-a-talent/)

[Rod McKuen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-mckuen/)

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> [It's not everyday that you find someone who can put up with your bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-everyday-that-you-find-someone-who-can-put-up-with-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/back-off-asshole-i-haven-t-had-a-woman-today-so-i-m-in-no-mood-for/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-best-defence-against-bullshit-is-vigilance-so-if-you-smell/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drumma-boy/my-motto-is-if-it-isn-t-beneficial-it-isn-t-necessary-so-if-it-doesn/)

[Drumma Boy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drumma-boy/)

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> [ Too many people believe in that \[Alfred\] Hitchcock thing that he only shot exactly the shots he needed for the dialogue he… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-reitman/too-many-people-believe-in-that-alfred-hitchcock-thing-that-he-only/)

[Jason Reitman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-reitman/)

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> [Love is like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield, why does love always feel like a battlefiled, a battlefield, a battlefield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria/love-is-like-a-battlefield-a-battlefield-a-battlefield-why-does-love/)

[Victoria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria/)

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> [If you have to do durational work, you have to train! No bullshit. You can't do it for three months. You can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marina-abramovic/if-you-have-to-do-durational-work-you-have-to-train-no-bullshit-you/)

[Marina Abramovic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marina-abramovic/)

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> [Mysticism cuts through bullshit, and it takes you right there to the experience. Everything in your life is eventually set up as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/mysticism-cuts-through-bullshit-and-it-takes-you-right-there-to-the/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [As a director, I know everybody's job, and I know how to do it. I can smell bullshit when someone's telling me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-matheson/as-a-director-i-know-everybody-s-job-and-i-know-how-to-do-it-i-can/)

[Tim Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-matheson/)

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> [“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-gracia-williams/i-don-t-want-to-hear-any-bullshit-about-how-forgiveness-helps-you/)

[Whitney Gracia Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-gracia-williams/)

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> [If I lend my support to a specific cause, it has to be something that I look over and that I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/immortal-technique/if-i-lend-my-support-to-a-specific-cause-it-has-to-be-something-that/)

[Immortal Technique](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/immortal-technique/)

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> [I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/i-am-when-you-stop-to-think-of-it-a-member-of-a-fairly-select-group/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“In plain English, you need to wrestle the doubts and accusations that it’s all just bullshit. And, needless to say, the majority…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hanzi-freinacht/in-plain-english-you-need-to-wrestle-the-doubts-and-accusations-that/)

[Hanzi Freinacht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hanzi-freinacht/)

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> [Ninety-nine percent of everything that goes on in most Christian churches has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual religion. Intelligent people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-stephenson/ninety-nine-percent-of-everything-that-goes-on-in-most-christian/)

[Neal Stephenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-stephenson/)

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> [Someone who lies and someone who tells the truth are playing on opposite sides, so to speak, in the same game. Each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/someone-who-lies-and-someone-who-tells-the-truth-are-playing-on/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-edlund/there-s-a-lot-of-levels-of-metanarrative-that-i-like-to-play-with/)

[Ben Edlund](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-edlund/)

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> [After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-noll/after-becoming-established-as-a-surfboard-manufacturer-and-surf-film/)

[Greg Noll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-noll/)

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> [whenever they get a chance, never fear, people make you waste hours and months ... they use you as a wall to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ferdinand-celine/whenever-they-get-a-chance-never-fear-people-make-you-waste-hours-and/)

[Louis-Ferdinand Celine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ferdinand-celine/)

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> [Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/daughter-asks-her-mum-mum-how-many-kinds-of-penises-are-there-mother/)

[Sharlene05](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharlene05/)

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> [AS the days go by, and I dont see her, I feel like cutting or killing myself. I miss her so much!!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaile-stewart/as-the-days-go-by-and-i-dont-see-her-i-feel-like-cutting-or-killing/)

[Kaile Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaile-stewart/)

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> [We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sniper-alpacino/we-buy-shit-we-don-t-like-with-money-we-don-t-have-to-impress-people/)

[Sniper Alpacino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sniper-alpacino/)

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> [“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-kay-andrews/whole-new-level-of-bullshit-more-like-ceejay-said-what-a-waste-of-a/)

[Mary Kay Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-kay-andrews/)

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> [Time is of the essence. I don't waste my time on bullshit. No sir.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/time-is-of-the-essence-i-don-t-waste-my-time-on-bullshit-no-sir/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You have to stay here. (Kat) Bullshit. (Sin) No, no shit here. (Kat)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-have-to-stay-here-kat-bullshit-sin-no-no-shit-here-kat/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“They were the best family I'd ever had, and it was all total, total bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-terrill/they-were-the-best-family-i-d-ever-had-and-it-was-all-total-total/)

[Cristin Terrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-terrill/)

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> [“This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/this-is-an-essential-element-of-the-business-of-being-a-man-to-flood/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [People's Bullshit And Fakeness, Are The Main Reason's Why I Like To Be Alone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-s/people-s-bullshit-and-fakeness-are-the-main-reason-s-why-i-like-to-be/)

[Wendy's](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-s/)

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> [“If people are meant to be together, they work through their bullshit and they find ways to fix it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-arthur/if-people-are-meant-to-be-together-they-work-through-their-bullshit/)

[A.M. Arthur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-m-arthur/)

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> [Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-stross/nothing-stands-for-content-free-corporate-bullshit-quite-like/)

[Charles Stross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-stross/)

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> [You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-can-always-tell-when-someone-is-jealous-of-you-if-they-only-speak/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/priceonomics/if-you-see-something-out-there-that-is-bullshit-you-can-replace-it/)

[Priceonomics](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/priceonomics/)

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> [If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-ran-as-much-as-you-run-your-mouth-you-would-be-in-great-shape/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammara-webber/that-macho-protective-bullshit-is-just-some-asshat-man-pissing-on-his/)

[Tammara Webber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammara-webber/)

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> [“I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/i-will-call-bullshit-on-that-so-many-times-that-the-word-bullshit/)

[Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/)

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> [“Anyone else asks how I’m doing I’ll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It’s true, but it’ll stil be bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-wilks/anyone-else-asks-how-i-m-doing-i-ll-say-okay-and-that-wil-be-bullshit/)

[Eileen Wilks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-wilks/)

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> [I'm just not buying it, so find someone else to con into your deel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-just-not-buying-it-so-find-someone-else-to-con-into-your-deel/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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