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title: "Famous Bullshit Thoughts"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/you-re-like-a-tornado-of-bullshit-right-now-we-ll-talk-again-when/)

[Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/)

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> [If the Mayans were wrong and it's not the end of the world this year, can we make it the end of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-fowler/if-the-mayans-were-wrong-and-it-s-not-the-end-of-the-world-this-year/)

[Steve Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-fowler/)

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> [Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-berry/say-it-do-it-preach-it-shout-it-but-never-absolutely-never-believe/)

[Steve Berry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-berry/)

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> [Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/your-bullshit-culture-licking-can-t-stop-the-death-watch-ticking/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [“Don't trust everything you read, everything is gonna be just fine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/don-t-trust-everything-you-read-everything-is-gonna-be-just-fine/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-dreyfuss/i-love-the-bullshit-morning-shows-they-re-so-stupid-but-i-love-them/)

[Ben Dreyfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-dreyfuss/)

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> [If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-a-girl-has-a-wall-up-its-because-it-was-built-brick-by-brick-lie/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gonjasufi/i-ve-dealt-with-a-lot-of-bullshit-because-of-the-way-i-look-and-a-lot/)

[Gonjasufi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gonjasufi/)

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> [The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/the-only-systems-we-can-afford-to-employ-are-those-that-rationally/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-couldn-t-imagine-being-a-girl-the-bullshit-routine-they-had-to-go/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/fishing-from-a-boat-seems-like-dilettante-bullshit-like-hunting-wild/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [“Ronan, for his part, couldn’t quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. “It’s a whole industry of bullshit,” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-lewis/ronan-for-his-part-couldn-t-quite-believe-how-ordinary-the-people-on/)

[Michael Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-lewis/)

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> [I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myla-goldberg/i-m-a-total-atheist-and-for-me-it-s-just-about-trying-to-find/)

[Myla Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myla-goldberg/)

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> [I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-jordan/i-m-no-respecter-of-tradition-and-i-have-no-time-for-the-manchester/)

[Simon Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-jordan/)

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> [Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don’t have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-silver/plenty-of-pundits-have-really-high-iqs-but-they-don-t-have-any/)

[Nate Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-silver/)

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> [I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vin-diesel/i-live-my-life-a-quarter-mile-at-a-time-nothing-else-matters-not-the/)

[Vin Diesel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vin-diesel/)

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> [I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same-era-as-jesus-after-he-gives/)

[Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jefferies/)

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> [I like terrifying. Modeling's terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daria-werbowy/i-like-terrifying-modeling-s-terrifying-to-a-lot-of-people-too/)

[Daria Werbowy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daria-werbowy/)

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> [We are never going to get anywhere unless we have an open dialogue that allows people to speak. If we just go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nadine-shah/we-are-never-going-to-get-anywhere-unless-we-have-an-open-dialogue/)

[Nadine Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nadine-shah/)

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> [At the end of the day, for people in this position, you just need to make something that feels like you're expressing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-pecknold/at-the-end-of-the-day-for-people-in-this-position-you-just-need-to/)

[Robin Pecknold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-pecknold/)

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> [My own experience as a reader and writer has been that the more I read, and the more I live, the more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-zapruder/my-own-experience-as-a-reader-and-writer-has-been-that-the-more-i/)

[Matthew Zapruder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-zapruder/)

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> [Take chances...Skip office at times...Take your time off... Spend time with ur love...Go to trips...Tell the truth... Learn to say NO... Spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aditya-shah/take-chances-skip-office-at-times-take-your-time-off-spend-time-with/)

[Aditya Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aditya-shah/)

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> [I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-d-missed-him-so-much-it-almost-hurt-it-started-the-moment-i-left/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/there-s-gon-be-some-stuff-you-gon-see-that-s-gon-make-it-hard-to/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-tired-of-this-back-slappin-isn-t-humanity-neat-bullshit-we-re-a/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-matter-what-bullshit-you-heard-hes-still-mine-he-ll-always-be-mine/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mia-sheridan/tell-me-where-did-you-get-your-clinical-psychology-degree-from-oh/)

[Mia Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mia-sheridan/)

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> [Honey, you have so much bullshit going on, a bull would be jelous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/honey-you-have-so-much-bullshit-going-on-a-bull-would-be-jelous/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/if-jimmy-indeed-cracked-corn-and-you-truly-didn-t-care-why-the-fuck/)

[Jim Goad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-goad/)

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> [People's bullshit n fakeness r da main reasn y I like to be alone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-s-bullshit-n-fakeness-r-da-main-reasn-y-i-like-to-be-alone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Lying is a defiance of the truth. Bullshitting is a wholesale dismissal of the truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bren-brown/lying-is-a-defiance-of-the-truth-bullshitting-is-a-wholesale/)

[Brené Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bren-brown/)

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> [“Some of the things that beat the shit out of you . . . can beat the bullshit out of you too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-v-o-neil/some-of-the-things-that-beat-the-shit-out-of-you-can-beat-the/)

[Henry V. O'Neil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-v-o-neil/)

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> [I have never done anything to hurt you, and your husband comes before me? That's bullshit mom, Pay attention to me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-have-never-done-anything-to-hurt-you-and-your-husband-comes-before/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [These days people don't think with their mind, soul and heart.. They say shit to us and then they realize they were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mindy-morin/these-days-people-don-t-think-with-their-mind-soul-and-heart-they-say/)

[Mindy Morin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mindy-morin/)

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> [“What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deyth-banger/what-i-wrote-wasn-t-crazy-or-a-bullshit-or-nonsense-it-was-what-i-saw/)

[Deyth Banger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deyth-banger/)

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> [I smile through the pain and bullshit because I know it will get better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-smile-through-the-pain-and-bullshit-because-i-know-it-will-get/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-steinem/i-feel-that-the-people-i-see-in-the-media-are-sometimes-more-real/)

[Gloria Steinem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-steinem/)

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> [Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/do-your-self-a-big-favor-shut-the-eff-up-i-surely-don-t-need-to-hear/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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> [“But when you begin with bullshit the conclusion you reach is still bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elmore-leonard/but-when-you-begin-with-bullshit-the-conclusion-you-reach-is-still/)

[Elmore Leonard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elmore-leonard/)

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> [Funny how people hate being in a situation they caused themselves. If you hate drama, don't cause it. Simple as that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-moores/funny-how-people-hate-being-in-a-situation-they-caused-themselves-if/)

[Sarah Moores](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-moores/)

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                        "text": "We are never going to get anywhere unless we have an open dialogue that allows people to speak. If we just go in with anger towards those who hold a different opinion, we won't ever get anywhere. Take Brexit - the notion that everyone who voted leave is racist is bullshit and I really hate that. Some of the most vulnerable people in our society have been targeted and they have been brainwashed and lied to. The last thing we should be doing is shouting at them, blaming them and calling them names.",
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                        "text": "At the end of the day, for people in this position, you just need to make something that feels like you're expressing yourself honestly, something that you'd want to listen to. The rest of the aesthetic is kind of bullshit, and I don't mean that in a negative way - just that it's a choice.",
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                        "text": "My own experience as a reader and writer has been that the more I read, and the more I live, the more different \"types\" of poetry I grow to love. I might not even believe anymore that there are \"types\" of poetry at all. I've come to love things I once would snootily have dismissed. Of course I still have my likes and dislikes, and there are things I think are just plain old bullshit, but more and more I am far more trusting of my loves than my dislikes.",
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                        "text": "Take chances...Skip office at times...Take your time off... Spend time with ur love...Go to trips...Tell the truth... Learn to say NO... Spend money on the things u love... Laugh till ur stomach hurts...Dance Even if u are too bad at it...Pose stupidly for photos...Be child-like… Moral: Death is not the greatest loss in life.. Loss is when life dies inside u while u are alive… Celebrate this event called LIFE",
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                        "text": "I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn’t handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he’d called me at the office claiming that he couldn’t find his socks. We talked for two hours.",
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                        "text": "There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit. Remember that.",
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                        "text": "I'm tired of this back-slappin' \"isn't humanity neat\" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.",
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                        "text": "no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine",
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                        "text": "“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "People's bullshit n fakeness r da main reasn y I like to be alone",
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