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title: "Famous Bullshit Lines"
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> [They cast me away.Away with dismay Outcast in so many ways.Brutally discriminated by their against.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louaiq8/they-cast-me-away-away-with-dismay-outcast-in-so-many-ways-brutally/)

[Louaiq8](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louaiq8/)

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> [I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-can-smell-bullshit-from-a-mile-away-but-it-s-so-much-harder-to/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [“My brain is full of bullshit but I always try to sort it out into humor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-brain-is-full-of-bullshit-but-i-always-try-to-sort-it-out-into/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-kittredge/they-knew-bullshit-and-they-knew-about-the-ruling-class-dying-for-a/)

[William Kittredge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-kittredge/)

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> [“The more you focus on yourself, the less you care about bullshit around you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nitin-namdeo/the-more-you-focus-on-yourself-the-less-you-care-about-bullshit/)

[Nitin Namdeo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nitin-namdeo/)

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> [“If people are meant to be together, they work through their bullshit and they find ways to fix it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-arthur/if-people-are-meant-to-be-together-they-work-through-their-bullshit/)

[A.M. Arthur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-m-arthur/)

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> [Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-stross/nothing-stands-for-content-free-corporate-bullshit-quite-like/)

[Charles Stross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-stross/)

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> [People's Bullshit And Fakeness, Are The Main Reason's Why I Like To Be Alone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-s/people-s-bullshit-and-fakeness-are-the-main-reason-s-why-i-like-to-be/)

[Wendy's](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-s/)

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> [If you would be a poet, write living newspapers. Be a reporter from outer space, filing dispatches to some supreme managing editor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-ferlinghetti/if-you-would-be-a-poet-write-living-newspapers-be-a-reporter-from/)

[Lawrence Ferlinghetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-ferlinghetti/)

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> [People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-think-life-is-real-complicated-actually-there-s-nothing-to-it/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Sometimes, I feel like ripping apart my skin, and searching for a reason for why I feel this empty. Maybe my veins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ream/sometimes-i-feel-like-ripping-apart-my-skin-and-searching-for-a/)

[Ream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ream/)

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> [You're okay with your boyfriend now but that doesn't mean you have to ignore me and approach me when you're not okay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/you-re-okay-with-your-boyfriend-now-but-that-doesn-t-mean-you-have-to/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [“New Rule: You can't put a windmill in your campaign ad if you voted against every single bill that might lead to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-you-can-t-put-a-windmill-in-your-campaign-ad-if-you-voted/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [If a girl understand your bull-shit, sticks through your childish acts, care for you even when you've done jack-shit for her! It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/london-mond/if-a-girl-understand-your-bull-shit-sticks-through-your-childish-acts/)

[London Mond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/london-mond/)

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> [Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-ginsberg/visions-omens-hallucinations-miracles-ecstasies-gone-down-the/)

[Allen Ginsberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-ginsberg/)

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> [New York is all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it is squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-noth/new-york-is-all-about-sort-of-a-corporate-sensibility-and-it-is/)

[Chris Noth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-noth/)

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> [We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/we-re-at-a-time-when-we-are-being-presented-with-undeniable-changes/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

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> [I always talk about if you want to be an artist, you have to be authentic because people can tell bullshit a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janina-gavankar/i-always-talk-about-if-you-want-to-be-an-artist-you-have-to-be/)

[Janina Gavankar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janina-gavankar/)

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> [As far as trying to make it terms of social hierarchy or status and all that in art and music - I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willis-earl-beal/as-far-as-trying-to-make-it-terms-of-social-hierarchy-or-status-and/)

[Willis Earl Beal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willis-earl-beal/)

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> [Too many actors are trying to be cool: they're trying to do it with their hair, trying to do it with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-campbell/too-many-actors-are-trying-to-be-cool-they-re-trying-to-do-it-with/)

[Bruce Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-campbell/)

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> [You've got to appeal to the pride in people. When a woman is flabby and soft, she's unattractive. When you married a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-lalanne/you-ve-got-to-appeal-to-the-pride-in-people-when-a-woman-is-flabby/)

[Jack LaLanne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-lalanne/)

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> [The It Bag is a totally marketed bullshit crap. You make a bag, you put all the components in it that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tomas-maier/the-it-bag-is-a-totally-marketed-bullshit-crap-you-make-a-bag-you-put/)

[Tomas Maier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tomas-maier/)

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> [Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/dying-is-overrated-human-sentimentality-has-twisted-it-into-the/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [“The trick to this solution is that you’d have to be 100% honest. Meaning not just sincere but almost naked. Worse than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-trick-to-this-solution-is-that-you-d-have-to-be-100-honest/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [“They were the best family I'd ever had, and it was all total, total bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-terrill/they-were-the-best-family-i-d-ever-had-and-it-was-all-total-total/)

[Cristin Terrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-terrill/)

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> [“This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/this-is-an-essential-element-of-the-business-of-being-a-man-to-flood/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [Time is of the essence. I don't waste my time on bullshit. No sir.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/time-is-of-the-essence-i-don-t-waste-my-time-on-bullshit-no-sir/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You have to stay here. (Kat) Bullshit. (Sin) No, no shit here. (Kat)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-have-to-stay-here-kat-bullshit-sin-no-no-shit-here-kat/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-best-defence-against-bullshit-is-vigilance-so-if-you-smell/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drumma-boy/my-motto-is-if-it-isn-t-beneficial-it-isn-t-necessary-so-if-it-doesn/)

[Drumma Boy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drumma-boy/)

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> [We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sniper-alpacino/we-buy-shit-we-don-t-like-with-money-we-don-t-have-to-impress-people/)

[Sniper Alpacino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sniper-alpacino/)

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> [“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-kay-andrews/whole-new-level-of-bullshit-more-like-ceejay-said-what-a-waste-of-a/)

[Mary Kay Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-kay-andrews/)

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> [You are not a bird, I don't want the bullshit. Give me the real shit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jawon-stewwert/you-are-not-a-bird-i-don-t-want-the-bullshit-give-me-the-real-shit/)

[Jawon Stewwert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jawon-stewwert/)

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> [People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-mckuen/people-often-say-i-live-for-my-art-bullshit-if-you-are-given-a-talent/)

[Rod McKuen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-mckuen/)

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> [Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/seeing-a-spider-isn-t-a-problem-it-becomes-a-problem-when-it/)

[Sharlene05](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharlene05/)

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> [It's not everyday that you find someone who can put up with your bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-everyday-that-you-find-someone-who-can-put-up-with-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/back-off-asshole-i-haven-t-had-a-woman-today-so-i-m-in-no-mood-for/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fante/literary-criticism-is-generally-bunk-nonsense-usually-based-on-self/)

[John Fante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fante/)

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> [Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True )](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharlene05/someone-told-me-if-you-don-t-eat-you-don-t-shit-if-you-don-t-shit-you/)

[Sharlene05](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharlene05/)

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> [Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-isn-t-like-a-box-of-chocolates-it-s-like-a-litter-box-full-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!",
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                        "text": "The It Bag is a totally marketed bullshit crap. You make a bag, you put all the components in it that you think could work, you send it out to a couple of celebrities, you get the paparazzi to shoot just when they walk out of their house. You sell that to the cheap tabloids, and you say in a magazine that there's a waiting list. And you run an ad campaign at the same time. I don't believe that's how you make something that's lasting - that becomes iconic as a design.",
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                        "text": "Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying for someone isn't the hard thing. The man that dies escapes. Plain and simple. Game over. End of pain...Try living for someone. Through it all-good, bad, thick, thin, joy, suffering. That's the hard thing.",
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                        "text": "“The trick to this solution is that you’d have to be 100% honest. Meaning not just sincere but almost naked. Worse than naked - more like unarmed. Defenseless. ‘This thing I feel, I can’t name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?’ - this sort of direct question is not for the squeamish. For one thing, it’s perilously close to “Do you like me? Please like me,” which you know quite well that 99% of all interhuman manipulation and bullshit gamesmanship that goes on goes on precisely because the idea of saying this sort of thing straight out is regarded as somehow obsene. In fact one of the very last few interperonal taboos we have is kind of obscenely naked direct interrogation of somebody else. It looks pathetic and desperate. That’s how it’ll look to the reader. And it will have to. There’s no way around it.”",
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                        "text": "Time is of the essence. I don't waste my time on bullshit. No sir.",
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                        "text": "“You have to stay here. (Kat) Bullshit. (Sin) No, no shit here. (Kat)”",
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                        "text": "My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this bullshit?",
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                        "text": "We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like",
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                        "text": "“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.”",
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