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> [Dont believe everything you hear on election day majority of it is bullshit...dont be so gullible...do your research.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dont-believe-everything-you-hear-on-election-day-majority-of-it-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am not a bitch ...it's just that I have a low tolerance for bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-not-a-bitch-it-s-just-that-i-have-a-low-tolerance-for-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-you-re-the-only-person-i-can-t/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

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> [I think its the time to start not expecting anything from people because its always the same shit.Im sick of it...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ewshycrazyness/i-think-its-the-time-to-start-not-expecting-anything-from-people/)

[EwshyCrazyness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ewshycrazyness/)

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> [It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, "This is who you are.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-scott/it-s-bullshit-it-s-so-easy-to-label-people-to-look-at-a-list-of/)

[Elizabeth Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-scott/)

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> [I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/baratunde-thurston/i-don-t-know-that-i-m-post-anything-i-d-like-to-think-maybe-i-m-post/)

[Baratunde Thurston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/baratunde-thurston/)

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> [“If you say bullshit on things come in handy, better revise it before others say otherwise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/if-you-say-bullshit-on-things-come-in-handy-better-revise-it-before/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/my-disinterest-in-your-bullshit-is-so-tangible-you-could-make-bricks/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-don-t-like-people-that-make-their-living-talking-about-bullshit-and/)

[Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/)

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> [When people want to sound smart, they add syllables to words, words to sentences, sentences to paragraphs, paragraphs to books. They try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mckee/when-people-want-to-sound-smart-they-add-syllables-to-words-words-to/)

[Robert McKee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mckee/)

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> [There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-yancey/there-s-the-bullshit-you-know-that-you-know-the-bullshit-you-don-t/)

[Rick Yancey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-yancey/)

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> [What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/what-i-ve-lost-in-years-i-ve-gained-in-wisdom-bullshit-i-haven-t/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [A lot of people are promoting records that are just throw-it-agains t-the-wall-see- if-it-sticks meaningless bullshit. Everybody has the responsibility to do the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-grohl/a-lot-of-people-are-promoting-records-that-are-just-throw-it-agains-t/)

[Dave Grohl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-grohl/)

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> [“One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-brown/one-final-bit-of-advice-the-next-time-a-senior-administrator-of-the/)

[Dan Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-brown/)

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> [Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/outwork-the-bullshit-that-means-nothing-can-rattle-you-when-your/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-folds/being-capable-of-anything-is-a-bullshit-concept-unless-it-means-you/)

[Ben Folds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-folds/)

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> [“Sometimes you lie, Forest. Sometimes its the right thing to do." "I don't believe that, Ben." "And why is that?" "Because it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-evison/sometimes-you-lie-forest-sometimes-its-the-right-thing-to-do-i-don-t/)

[Jonathan Evison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-evison/)

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> [“Cynical? No. Realistic. As far as I’m concerned all you politicians are a bunch of lying, cheating, crooked wankers. You spout a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eli-yance/cynical-no-realistic-as-far-as-i-m-concerned-all-you-politicians-are/)

[Eli Yance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eli-yance/)

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> [I don't have family members calling me and saying, "Is this rumor about you in the newspaper true?," because they know it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-hewson/i-don-t-have-family-members-calling-me-and-saying-is-this-rumor-about/)

[Eve Hewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-hewson/)

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> [Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-s-patton/men-this-stuff-that-some-sources-sling-around-about-america-wanting-2/)

[George S. Patton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-s-patton/)

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> [“Bullshit is everywhere.” (...) Then there’s the more pernicious bullshit… It comes in three flavors: Making bad things sound good… “Patriot Act.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-smith/bullshit-is-everywhere-then-there-s-the-more-pernicious-bullshit-it/)

[Chris Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-smith/)

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> [ Amy Sedaris \[in the Ghost Team\] plays a Miss Cleo-esque character - Miss Cleo just died, so that's kind of timely -… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-krumholtz/amy-sedaris-in-the-ghost-team-plays-a-miss-cleo-esque-character-miss/)

[David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-krumholtz/)

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> [When I went to England, to Saint Martins, I was traumatized, in a positive way. It was that British sense of transgression…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riccardo-tisci/when-i-went-to-england-to-saint-martins-i-was-traumatized-in-a/)

[Riccardo Tisci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riccardo-tisci/)

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> [I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-crews/i-think-all-of-us-are-looking-for-that-which-does-not-admit-of/)

[Harry Crews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-crews/)

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> [Nah, I don't have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nah-i-don-t-have-a-bad-temper-i-just-have-a-quick-reaction-to-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cuts-and-scars/he-said-i-love-you-i-sneezed-and-said-sorry-i-m-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Cuts And Scars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cuts-and-scars/)

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> [“You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/you-were-what-you-were-and-you-are-what-you-are-fuck-that-regrets/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

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> [The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-vast-majority-of-all-consequences-especially-in-21st-century/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [ \[Comedy\] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.' ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/comedy-is-an-escape-from-illusions-the-audience-is-thinking-this/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [Thank God I have my own place and I dont have to deal with anybody's bullshit!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/thank-god-i-have-my-own-place-and-i-dont-have-to-deal-with-anybody-s/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

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> [These DUDES will fuck with bullshit before they discover the real shit...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frenchqueen/these-dudes-will-fuck-with-bullshit-before-they-discover-the-real-shit/)

[Frenchqueen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frenchqueen/)

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> [I'm trying to give people the chance to put out their music without the bullshit pressures of other labels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dizzee-rascal/i-m-trying-to-give-people-the-chance-to-put-out-their-music-without/)

[Dizzee Rascal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dizzee-rascal/)

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> [Dear Boys, Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-boys-being-a-dick-isnt-going-to-make-yours-bigger-just-saying/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/anybody-s-true-nature-is-bullshit-there-is-no-human-soul-emotion-is/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I think there's a lot of unnecessary bullshit on the Internet. You can drown in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sky-ferreira/i-think-there-s-a-lot-of-unnecessary-bullshit-on-the-internet-you-can/)

[Sky Ferreira](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sky-ferreira/)

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> [When people say don't judge a book by its cover that's complete bullshit...reality didn't hit them yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-people-say-don-t-judge-a-book-by-its-cover-that-s-complete/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-impossible-for-someone-to-lie-unless-he-thinks-he-knows-the-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/give-me-a-man-with-a-little-fight-in-him-a-man-who-calls-me-on-my/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [Do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camila-caguicla/do-i-have-time-for-your-bullshit-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no/)

[Camila Caguicla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camila-caguicla/)

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> [I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cher/i-wouldn-t-give-myself-any-advice-because-advice-is-kinda-bullshit/)

[Cher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cher/)

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                        "text": "There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.",
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                        "text": "What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.",
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                        "text": "“One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ... Leave the bullshit in Cambridge.”",
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                        "text": "Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing.",
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                        "text": "“Sometimes you lie, Forest. Sometimes its the right thing to do.\" \"I don't believe that, Ben.\" \"And why is that?\" \"Because it always catches up with you.\" \"It doesn't, not always.\" \"It does.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"It's the truth, Ben.\" \"No, Forest, it's another kind of lie. If Lizzie draws you a picture of a catfish and it looks like a big hairy turd, what do you tell her? That it looks like shit? That you could draw a better fucking catfish with a crayon up your asshole? No, Forest, you tell her it's the most beautiful catfish you ever saw, don't you? Of course you do. Truth's a slippery slope sometimes.”",
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                        "text": "Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight.",
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                        "text": "“Bullshit is everywhere.” (...) Then there’s the more pernicious bullshit… It comes in three flavors: Making bad things sound good… “Patriot Act.” Because “Are You Scared Enough to Let Me Look at All Your Phone Records Act” doesn’t sell… Number two: hiding bad things under mountains of bullshit. “Hey, a handful of billionaires can’t buy our elections, right?” “Of course not. They can only pour unlimited, anonymous cash into a 501( c)( 4) if 50 percent is devoted to ‘issue education’”… And finally, my favorite: the bullshit of infinite possibility… “We cannot take action on climate change until everyone in the world agrees gay marriage vaccines won’t cause our children to marry goats who are coming for our guns. Until then, I say we teach the controversy.” So I say to you, friends: The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something. ~Jon Stewart”",
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                        "text": "Amy Sedaris [in the Ghost Team] plays a Miss Cleo-esque character - Miss Cleo just died, so that's kind of timely - but she plays a Miss Cleo-esque TV psychic who's also kind of a bullshit artist. One of the most triumphant character turns in the movie is when she realizes that even though she's a bullshit artist, she does have something to offer. She helps save the day at the end of the movie.",
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                        "text": "When I went to England, to Saint Martins, I was traumatized, in a positive way. It was that British sense of transgression and the dark. Then when I went to Paris, I was doing couture, which everyone was saying was finished. Bullshit! For me, in the end, it was all a mixing of ingredients.",
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                        "text": "I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it-you can't bullshit. Ultimately, sports are just about as close to what one would call the truth as it is possible to get in this world.",
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                        "text": "Nah, I don't have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.",
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