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title: "Famous Bullshit Quotations"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [I LOVE YOU is 8 letters but so is BULLSHIT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shalice/i-love-you-is-8-letters-but-so-is-bullshit/)

[Shalice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shalice/)

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> [I hate reality TV, because it's so bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diamond-dallas-page/i-hate-reality-tv-because-it-s-so-bullshit/)

[Diamond Dallas Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diamond-dallas-page/)

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> [Hear no shit Speak no shit Take no shit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vvn/hear-no-shit-speak-no-shit-take-no-shit/)

[VVN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vvn/)

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> [I would like to start by calling bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rocco-landesman/i-would-like-to-start-by-calling-bullshit/)

[Rocco Landesman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rocco-landesman/)

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> [Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-frankfurt/bullshit-is-a-greater-enemy-of-the-truth-than-lies-are/)

[Harry Frankfurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-frankfurt/)

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> [Got no big fat ass thats why am not full of bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/got-no-big-fat-ass-thats-why-am-not-full-of-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Karma will hit you. So don't say bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ainun-annisa/karma-will-hit-you-so-don-t-say-bullshit/)

[Ainun Annisa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ainun-annisa/)

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> [I think it's funny that people who treat you like sh\*t get offended when you finally do the same to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-think-it-s-funny-that-people-who-treat-you-like-sh-t-get-offended/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Peoples Bullshiit&fakeness are The Reason Why I Liike To Be Alone.!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayyo-adrii/peoples-bullshiit-fakeness-are-the-reason-why-i-liike-to-be-alone/)

[Ayyo Adrii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayyo-adrii/)

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> [Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit” (402).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-franzen/everything-he-did-was-at-least-partial-and-often-total-bullshit-402/)

[Jonathan Franzen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-franzen/)

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> [Oh please don't give me a bunch of bullshits today... I had enough!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakii-retondo/oh-please-don-t-give-me-a-bunch-of-bullshits-today-i-had-enough/)

[Rakii Retondo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakii-retondo/)

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> [If they talk about you behind your back that means youre ahead of them:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra/if-they-talk-about-you-behind-your-back-that-means-youre-ahead-of-them/)

[Sandra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra/)

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> [There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/there-s-an-old-adage-that-says-that-money-is-the-root-of-all-evil/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

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> [..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harlan-coben/better-to-have-loved-and-lost-bullshit-don-t-show-me-paradise-and/)

[Harlan Coben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harlan-coben/)

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> [Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouths…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/some-people-live-upside-down-they-like-to-talk-out-their-ass-and-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/sookie-what-have-we-done-and-to-whom-i-killed-a-chicken-and-i-cooked/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [I would say that each of us has only one thing to gain from the feminist movement: Our whole humanity. Because gender…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-steinem/i-would-say-that-each-of-us-has-only-one-thing-to-gain-from-the/)

[Gloria Steinem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-steinem/)

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> [“Listen you little turd, don’t tell me my business. It’s not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green … Yikes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/listen-you-little-turd-don-t-tell-me-my-business-it-s-not-worth-the/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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> [You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zabi-khojazada/you-say-you-love-me-aww-muffin-acchhoo-sorry-my-allergies-to-bullshit/)

[Zabi Khojazada](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zabi-khojazada/)

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> [One of the 12 steps is to admit that you're powerless, but I think that's bullshit. I think it's important to empower…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zachary-cole-smith/one-of-the-12-steps-is-to-admit-that-you-re-powerless-but-i-think/)

[Zachary Cole Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zachary-cole-smith/)

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> [Never be disappointed if someone close to you believed the bullshit that someone had to say about you, because at the end…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ar/never-be-disappointed-if-someone-close-to-you-believed-the-bullshit/)

[AR](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ar/)

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> [“These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/these-are-the-attributes-of-bullshit-people-they-will-blur-your/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [“all paperwork is, pardon my language, Ms Li, pestilential putrefaction designed to confound the real work of society in a quagmire of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-griffin/all-paperwork-is-pardon-my-language-ms-li-pestilential-putrefaction/)

[Kate Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-griffin/)

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> [It is hubris, claim the critics of 'absolutism', to suppose that we could ever even approximate to a true description of how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-e-cooper/it-is-hubris-claim-the-critics-of-absolutism-to-suppose-that-we-could/)

[David E. Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-e-cooper/)

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> [You don't need great actors to do a 3D picture. All of this condescending stuff that they put out? "Oh, we will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-friedkin/you-don-t-need-great-actors-to-do-a-3d-picture-all-of-this/)

[William Friedkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-friedkin/)

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> [I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-m-really-happy-that-i-ve-been-able-to-make-people-laugh-and/)

[Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/)

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> [Docs are more exhausting because of the physical labor that's required. Feature filmmaking is more exhausting because of politics and the bullshit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-hickenlooper/docs-are-more-exhausting-because-of-the-physical-labor-that-s/)

[George Hickenlooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-hickenlooper/)

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> [I don't really stay away from politics but the bullshit just gets to be too much. Any political tweets I take down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lurie/i-don-t-really-stay-away-from-politics-but-the-bullshit-just-gets-to/)

[John Lurie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lurie/)

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> [Sometimes you look at me and it's like all the bullshit gets stripped off and I'm left with what's underneath and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melina-marchetta/sometimes-you-look-at-me-and-it-s-like-all-the-bullshit-gets-stripped/)

[Melina Marchetta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melina-marchetta/)

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> [How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom? I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-morrison/how-can-i-set-free-anyone-who-doesn-t-have-the-guts-to-stand-up-alone/)

[Jim Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-morrison/)

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> [I don't really have a realistic life. Anyway, I am a schizophrenic so there two persons in me. Because I am the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bianca-jagger/i-don-t-really-have-a-realistic-life-anyway-i-am-a-schizophrenic-so/)

[Bianca Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bianca-jagger/)

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> [“This is absurd. This is awful. This isn’t how people show loyalty. This is epic, epic bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/this-is-absurd-this-is-awful-this-isn-t-how-people-show-loyalty-this/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [Bitch please, if dicks needed current to work, your mouth would be an Electric company !!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/bitch-please-if-dicks-needed-current-to-work-your-mouth-would-be-an/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

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> [“See? There’s a silver lining in every dark cloud or whatever bullshit they say.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/see-there-s-a-silver-lining-in-every-dark-cloud-or-whatever-bullshit/)

[J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

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> [“Sometimes you have to put your hand up in front of the bullshit wagaon and say, "Enough!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-carillo/sometimes-you-have-to-put-your-hand-up-in-front-of-the-bullshit/)

[Charlie Carillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-carillo/)

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> [So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-delbanco/so-we-might-say-that-the-most-important-thing-one-can-acquire-in/)

[Andrew Delbanco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-delbanco/)

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> [This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/this-is-a-short-book-because-most-books-about-writing-are-filled-with-2/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-most-exercise-you-get-is-running-your-mouth-jumping-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-koppelman/all-screenwriting-books-are-bullshit-all-watch-movies-read/)

[Brian Koppelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-koppelman/)

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> [“It was on my twenty-sixth birthday that it finally hit me: Love was bullshit. There was no happily ever after.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cindi-madsen/it-was-on-my-twenty-sixth-birthday-that-it-finally-hit-me-love-was/)

[Cindi Madsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cindi-madsen/)

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                        "text": "If they talk about you behind your back that means youre ahead of them:)",
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                        "text": "There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.",
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                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "...\"better to have loved and lost\" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down.",
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                        "text": "Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouths is shit.",
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                        "text": "Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?\" \"I killed a chicken. And I cooked it.\" \"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false.\" -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse",
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                        "text": "I would say that each of us has only one thing to gain from the feminist movement: Our whole humanity. Because gender has wrongly told us that some things are masculine and some things are feminine... which is bullshit.",
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                        "text": "“Listen you little turd, don’t tell me my business. It’s not worth the risk,\" the Old Man snarled. \"But Green … Yikes, that stings!”",
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                        "text": "You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your full of shit. Now isn't that romantic",
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                        "text": "“all paperwork is, pardon my language, Ms Li, pestilential putrefaction designed to confound the real work of society in a quagmire of bullshit?”",
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                        "text": "It is hubris, claim the critics of 'absolutism', to suppose that we could ever even approximate to a true description of how the world anyway is. It is bad faith or 'bullshit', respond 'absolutists', to suppose - as the rhetoric of postmodernism implies - that we could seriously live and act with the thought that truth and value are simply our own projections. An attractive feature of 'ineffabilism', as I see it, is that it evades these accusations.",
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                        "text": "You don't need great actors to do a 3D picture. All of this condescending stuff that they put out? \"Oh, we will always need actors.\" Bullshit! They are able to take anybody and put some markers on them, and have them walk through an empty room. Then they paint in the background.",
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                        "text": "I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.",
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                        "text": "Docs are more exhausting because of the physical labor that's required. Feature filmmaking is more exhausting because of politics and the bullshit. You get to the point of rolling film and until you lock picture it's one political game after another. They're both struggles for survival. They are two different worlds.",
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                        "text": "I don't really stay away from politics but the bullshit just gets to be too much. Any political tweets I take down after an hour or so. They are met with such a wall of stupidity and anger, it is hardly worth it to leave it up. Particularly, if you say anything about Hillary Clinton, the responses are just nuts - \"YOU JUST FEAR SMART, STRONG WOMEN, MR. MAN\".",
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                        "text": "Sometimes you look at me and it's like all the bullshit gets stripped off and I'm left with what's underneath and I kind of like what I see. Someone who actually fails. Someone who has absolutely no self-control. Someone who says real dickhead things like 'this is complicated.' I like that part of me, you know. I like the fact that I know I can't control you or how I feel about you and that doesn't freak me out.",
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                        "text": "How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom? I think it's a lie - people claim they want to be free - everybody insists that freedom is what they want the most, the most sacred and precious thing a man can possess. But that's bullshit! People are terrified to be set free - they hold on to their chains. They fight anyone who tries to break those chains. It's their securityHow can they expect me or anyone else to set them free if they don't really want to be free?",
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                        "text": "I don't really have a realistic life. Anyway, I am a schizophrenic so there two persons in me. Because I am the person I put on for the public and the person that I am really . . . deep inside me. So I have to cover it all up with . . . glamour and all that bullshit . . . make-up . . . glamour, dresses, color, etc., etc. . . . trying to hide a very . . . fragile person, really . . . very vulnerable to attack.",
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                        "text": "“This is absurd. This is awful. This isn’t how people show loyalty. This is epic, epic bullshit.”",
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                        "text": "Bitch please, if dicks needed current to work, your mouth would be an Electric company !!",
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