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title: "Famous Bullshit Sayings"
description: "Browse 1,074 Bullshit quotes by 732 authors. Discover the best Bullshit sayings and thoughts."
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> [Steppin over bullshit like ^~- x'D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/steppin-over-bullshit-like-x-d/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [I was burned out on people, their talk and their bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/i-was-burned-out-on-people-their-talk-and-their-bullshit/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [I never gave a Fuck I mean ,i did, but like fuck it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syoung/i-never-gave-a-fuck-i-mean-i-did-but-like-fuck-it/)

[Syoung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/syoung/)

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> [The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-gibson/the-deadliest-bullshit-is-odorless-and-transparent/)

[William Gibson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-gibson/)

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> [I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristiano-ronaldo/i-don-t-care-about-fifa-this-is-bullshit/)

[Cristiano Ronaldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristiano-ronaldo/)

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> [People who talk shit to you, usually talk shit about you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/people-who-talk-shit-to-you-usually-talk-shit-about-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-breuer/why-do-we-hide-all-the-bullshit-life-is-life-why-hide-it/)

[Jim Breuer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-breuer/)

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> [Ummm, I'm sorry, my inbox doesn't take bullshit from anyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ummm-i-m-sorry-my-inbox-doesn-t-take-bullshit-from-anyone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Bullshitters , Get Bullshitted , When The Bullshittin Get Started !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deezy-da-dreadhead/bullshitters-get-bullshitted-when-the-bullshittin-get-started/)

[Deezy Da Dreadhead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deezy-da-dreadhead/)

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> [If only he knew about the world without the bullshit and the lies, we could've saved him. They could've saved me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asking-alexandria/if-only-he-knew-about-the-world-without-the-bullshit-and-the-lies-we-2/)

[Asking Alexandria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asking-alexandria/)

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> [2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/2-in-1-is-a-bullshit-term-because-1-is-not-big-enough-to-hold-2-that/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [Like my father, I am very impatient. I have a strong bullshit detector. I may finish one book in twenty that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fante/like-my-father-i-am-very-impatient-i-have-a-strong-bullshit-detector/)

[John Fante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fante/)

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> [Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-alan-gardner/lawyers-will-always-buckle-under-to-something-whether-its-bribes/)

[James Alan Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-alan-gardner/)

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> [Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-saunders/working-with-language-is-a-means-by-which-we-can-identify-the/)

[George Saunders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-saunders/)

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> [Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-clapton/music-will-always-find-its-way-to-us-with-or-without-business/)

[Eric Clapton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-clapton/)

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> [You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-scorsese/you-don-t-make-up-for-your-sins-in-church-you-do-it-in-the-streets/)

[Martin Scorsese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-scorsese/)

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> [My biggest advice would be to take the pictures you want to take. Don’t think about the marketplace, what sells or what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lachapelle/my-biggest-advice-would-be-to-take-the-pictures-you-want-to-take-don/)

[David LaChapelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lachapelle/)

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> [The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-next-time-they-give-you-all-that-civic-bullshit-about-voting-keep/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melina-marchetta/i-don-t-say-anything-and-he-casually-leans-against-my-desk-picking-up/)

[Melina Marchetta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melina-marchetta/)

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> [Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/keys-she-repeated-and-slowly-stepped-back-what-do-you-mean-keys-car/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ant-nio-lobo-antunes/i-m-just-giving-you-some-spiel-the-ludicrous-plot-of-a-novel-a-story/)

[Antonio Lobo Antunes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ant-nio-lobo-antunes/)

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> [Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-feehan/everyone-knows-ladies-love-cajuns-it-s-in-our-blood-and-our-language/)

[Christine Feehan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-feehan/)

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> [Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/women-all-live-a-double-standard-but-this-is-actually-sort-of-a/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [“It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where they are smart enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-engela/it-s-not-in-the-interests-of-the-self-serving-government-to-educate/)

[Christina Engela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-engela/)

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> [I have been hurt by, pretty much everyone in my life in some kind of way. I really dont know how todescribe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/savannah-j/i-have-been-hurt-by-pretty-much-everyone-in-my-life-in-some-kind-of/)

[Savannah J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/savannah-j/)

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> ['This thing I feel, I can't name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?' — this sort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/this-thing-i-feel-i-can-t-name-it-straight-out-but-it-seems-important/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [ \[about being a father\] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/about-being-a-father-i-don-t-really-remember-what-it-was-like-before/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [“This is the kind of paradox, I think, of what it is to be a halfway intelligent American right now, and probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/this-is-the-kind-of-paradox-i-think-of-what-it-is-to-be-a-halfway/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lizz-winstead/since-we-are-made-up-of-comedians-and-filmmakers-and-writers-and/)

[Lizz Winstead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lizz-winstead/)

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> [I am for the animals, I couldn't care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rikki-rockett/i-am-for-the-animals-i-couldn-t-care-less-about-your-need-to-eat/)

[Rikki Rockett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rikki-rockett/)

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> [The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-sophists-had-this-idea-forget-this-idea-of-what-s-true-or-not/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/to-be-honest-i-think-love-is-complete-bullshit-i-don-t-think-anyone/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/profitability-doesn-t-happen-when-you-re-walking-on-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You can speak with a twang and still not say a thang.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/you-can-speak-with-a-twang-and-still-not-say-a-thang/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“The key to success is accepting life is full of bullshit...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kushmasho/the-key-to-success-is-accepting-life-is-full-of-bullshit/)

[kushmasho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kushmasho/)

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> [Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-blackson/bullshit-motherfucker-do-you-know-who-you-are-fucking-with/)

[Michael Blackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-blackson/)

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> [When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/when-the-sky-s-falling-i-take-shelter-under-bullshit/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [Music is my escape from all the bullshit in life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aalaynah-thompson/music-is-my-escape-from-all-the-bullshit-in-life/)

[Aalaynah Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aalaynah-thompson/)

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> [“Alive was good. Everything else was bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-mitchell/alive-was-good-everything-else-was-bullshit/)

[K.A. Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-mitchell/)

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> [Him : I love you Me:ACHOO ! Sorry , I'm allergic to bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/him-i-love-you-me-achoo-sorry-i-m-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "Keys,\" she repeated, and slowly stepped back. \"What do you mean, keys?\" \"Car keys. As in, give them up. Now.\" Shane had that look -- hard, and no bullshit. \"We don't have time for your drama, Monica. Nobody does.",
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                        "text": "Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance.\" \"Your language is the language of bullshit. You're just a couple of good ole boys with pretty faces. Women just ought to know better.",
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                        "text": "I have been hurt by, pretty much everyone in my life in some kind of way. I really dont know how todescribe how much it hurts my heart to say good bye to everyone I love. I have left my friends jake, he fucking punched the shit out of me, slapped me, I cussed him out, I threw his shit out into the yard and almost ran it over with my moms car. He is my best friend. I almost cried out my eyes. I am serious, if you have suicidal thoughts, just want someone to talk to, or just meetin someone new, I'm here. This is only what happened over my thanksgiving break. My life is just like a peice of shit these days. BECAUSE IT IS!! Im losin friends, I'm losin family, I'm losin everyone these days. :( SO just be warned, you piss me the fuck off, I have my sneaky ninja ways of revenge on your ass",
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                        "text": "'This thing I feel, I can't name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?' — this sort of direct question is not for the squeamish. For one thing, it's perilously close to 'Do you like me? Please like me,' which you know quite well that 99% of all the interhuman manipulation and bullshit gamesmanship that goes on goes on precisely because the idea of saying this sort of thing straight out is regarded as somehow obscene.",
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                        "text": "[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.",
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                        "text": "“This is the kind of paradox, I think, of what it is to be a halfway intelligent American right now, and probably also a Western European, is that there are things we know are right, and good, and would be better for us to do, but constantly it's like \"Yeah, but, you know, it's so much funnier and nicer to go do something else.\" and \"Who cares?\" and \"It's all bullshit anyway.”",
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                        "text": "Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to people who are sometimes buried in their own lives or are subjected to the bullshit that clinic workers are subjected to every day.",
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                        "text": "I am for the animals, I couldn't care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them. Too bad if you consider it suffering to let all that self-centered and traditional bullshit stop you from having the will to help the animals.",
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                        "text": "The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to persuade the audience and have the audience think you're smart and cool. And Socrates and Plato, basically their whole idea is, \"Bullshit. There is such a thing as truth, and it's not all just how to say what you say so that you get a good job or get laid, or whatever it is people think they want.",
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                        "text": "To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.",
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                        "text": "Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.",
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