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title: "Best Bullshit Qoutes"
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> [“Guilt is bullshit. I don't want it. Don't need it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-banks/guilt-is-bullshit-i-don-t-want-it-don-t-need-it/)

[Maya Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-banks/)

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> [Minus the bullshit, life's great!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann/minus-the-bullshit-life-s-great/)

[Ann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann/)

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> [One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-winter/one-man-s-accuracy-is-another-man-s-bullshit/)

[Alex Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-winter/)

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> [Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could shit on people I hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-a-bird-so-i-could-shit-on-people-i-hate/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Go suck a fucking dick before you come to me about bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/savannah-j/go-suck-a-fucking-dick-before-you-come-to-me-about-bullshit/)

[Savannah J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/savannah-j/)

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> [“Life is too short to waste on bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steph-campbell/life-is-too-short-to-waste-on-bullshit/)

[Steph Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steph-campbell/)

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> [Your bullshit words and your empty promises don't fool me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-bullshit-words-and-your-empty-promises-don-t-fool-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-o-leary/all-flights-are-fuelled-with-leprechaun-wee-and-my-bullshit/)

[Michael O'Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-o-leary/)

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> [Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/crosses-only-scare-vampires-away-because-they-re-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [“The first brand was nature — everything after that was bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryant-mcgill/the-first-brand-was-nature-everything-after-that-was-bullshit/)

[Bryant McGill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryant-mcgill/)

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> [“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/one-thing-i-don-t-like-about-crap-its-size-that-is-too-big-to-be/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [You need to quickly recognize when and why you're being spooned bullshit. That happens very often, but it happens for a reason.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-weigel/you-need-to-quickly-recognize-when-and-why-you-re-being-spooned/)

[David Weigel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-weigel/)

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> [But then, my entire life is bullshit. The best things in it have vanished, ghosts. Ghosts I'll admit I created.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-hopkins/but-then-my-entire-life-is-bullshit-the-best-things-in-it-have/)

[Ellen Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-hopkins/)

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> [I Can Smell Your Bullshit , From A Mile Away You Will Never Reach Me With The Bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deezy-da-dreadhead/i-can-smell-your-bullshit-from-a-mile-away-you-will-never-reach-me/)

[Deezy Da Dreadhead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deezy-da-dreadhead/)

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> [I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/van-morrison/i-was-just-getting-tired-of-the-image-bullshit-that-man-of-mystery/)

[Van Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/van-morrison/)

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> [Don't lead me on in I love you if your going to bullshit me in the end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-lead-me-on-in-i-love-you-if-your-going-to-bullshit-me-in-the-end/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People can smell the bullshit and see through the curtains. People know when something's real and when something isn't, and when some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-beckett/people-can-smell-the-bullshit-and-see-through-the-curtains-people/)

[William Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-beckett/)

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> [“Art suffers the moment other people start paying for it. The more you need the money, the more people will tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hugh-macleod/art-suffers-the-moment-other-people-start-paying-for-it-the-more-you/)

[Hugh MacLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hugh-macleod/)

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> [Even if you're a poet sitting in your room writing a poem, you're still in the world - although I guess being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abel-ferrara/even-if-you-re-a-poet-sitting-in-your-room-writing-a-poem-you-re/)

[Abel Ferrara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abel-ferrara/)

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> [The big leap that happened to me and my business came to me when one of my rules disappeared... So much of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vishen-lakhiani/the-big-leap-that-happened-to-me-and-my-business-came-to-me-when-one/)

[Vishen Lakhiani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vishen-lakhiani/)

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> [Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-rev/some-people-say-you-can-get-hepatitis-if-you-do-coke-with-ones/)

[The Rev](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-rev/)

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> [Those teenagers that sit in their rooms, crying themselves to sleep, with anxiety and depression. Were once the current children, who have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ream/those-teenagers-that-sit-in-their-rooms-crying-themselves-to-sleep/)

[Ream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ream/)

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> [“It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/it-s-a-piece-of-piss-you-know-what-i-do-i-just-get-up-and-read-the/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [She might not be as strong as everyone she met, or as fast, or even as smart. But she could bullshit with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-lippman/she-might-not-be-as-strong-as-everyone-she-met-or-as-fast-or-even-as/)

[Laura Lippman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-lippman/)

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> [“And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother.      …](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/and-let-s-face-it-people-no-one-is-ever-honest-with-you-about-child/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [ I'll say this, and it'll sound like bullshit, but it's not: I don't really pay attention to this stuff \[Man Booker Prize\]… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-beatty/i-ll-say-this-and-it-ll-sound-like-bullshit-but-it-s-not-i-don-t/)

[Paul Beatty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-beatty/)

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> [“This is that moment. That moment where you take a look at where you're going and where you've been. Whether you're going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-murarka/this-is-that-moment-that-moment-where-you-take-a-look-at-where-you-re/)

Robin Murarka

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> [I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswalt/i-think-most-comedians-go-through-that-period-where-you-have-to/)

[Patton Oswalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswalt/)

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> [Neoliberalism is vulnerable. When it comes to talking about social provisions, the only argument they have is the argument of barbarians: that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-giroux/neoliberalism-is-vulnerable-when-it-comes-to-talking-about-social/)

[Henry Giroux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-giroux/)

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> [And we all get mired in the bullshit, the personality quirks, the personality disorders (ours and everyone else's), the jealousy, the disappointment,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jami-attenberg/and-we-all-get-mired-in-the-bullshit-the-personality-quirks-the/)

[Jami Attenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jami-attenberg/)

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> [“There is no cure except to live the hell out of our lives, to take it apart, to put it back together,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheryl-strayed/there-is-no-cure-except-to-live-the-hell-out-of-our-lives-to-take-it/)

[Cheryl Strayed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheryl-strayed/)

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> [The 10 or 12 artists I have known really well all my life are at least as competitive as professional athletes. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-peters/the-10-or-12-artists-i-have-known-really-well-all-my-life-are-at/)

[Tom Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-peters/)

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> [All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/all-this-bullshit-made-me-strong-motherfucker/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I hate bullshitters; you can never bullshit them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/i-hate-bullshitters-you-can-never-bullshit-them/)

[Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/)

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> [Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-k-vaughan/happy-endings-are-bullshit-there-are-only-happy-pauses/)

[Brian K. Vaughan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-k-vaughan/)

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> [Sometimes I want to slit my wirst and end this bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/biggie-smalls/sometimes-i-want-to-slit-my-wirst-and-end-this-bullshit/)

[Biggie Smalls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/biggie-smalls/)

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> [Never let the bullshit Stress you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/never-let-the-bullshit-stress-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-less-people-you-chill-with-the-less-bullshit-you-deal-with/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Life's too short for the bullshit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charla-patrick/life-s-too-short-for-the-bullshit/)

Charla Patrick

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> [You gotta be able to smile through the bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teary-persaud/you-gotta-be-able-to-smile-through-the-bullshit/)

[Teary Persaud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teary-persaud/)

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                        "text": "And we all get mired in the bullshit, the personality quirks, the personality disorders (ours and everyone else's), the jealousy, the disappointment, the blocks, the financial struggle, our egos, I do it too, I do it too, but if you can't remember it is all about the work and nothing else then I can't help you and you can't help yourself and you will lose. I promise you. You will lose.",
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                        "text": "The 10 or 12 artists I have known really well all my life are at least as competitive as professional athletes. They may express it in slightly different terms, but you look at the Jackson Pollocks et al., and they are as interested in wall space in the galleries as Joe Montana is in the percentage of completed passes. So the notion that symphonic conducting, or stage play, or pure art, is not a competitive business is real bullshit.",
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                        "text": "All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker!",
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