--- title: "4 Bullshit Quotes By Miranda H" description: "4 Bullshit quotes by Miranda H. Plus more from Miranda H and more Bullshit sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/619/miranda-h-10214_bullshit_do-your-self-a-big-favor-shut-the-eff-up_1343223.jpg" --- > [Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/do-your-self-a-big-favor-shut-the-eff-up-i-surely-don-t-need-to-hear/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/619/miranda-h-10214_bullshit_do-your-self-a-big-favor-shut-the-eff-up_1343223.jpg) > [I tried to hear what you were saying, but all I heard was: Bullshit, bullshit, I am lying, I am lying, full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-tried-to-hear-what-you-were-saying-but-all-i-heard-was-bullshit/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/951/miranda-h-10214_bullshit_i-tried-to-hear-what-you-were-saying-but_1561333.jpg) > [Cut the Bullshit out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/cut-the-bullshit-out/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf9/miranda-h-10214_shit-talking_cut-the-bullshit-out-1904418_1904418.jpg) > [I May Love To Shop, But I'm buying Your Bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-may-love-to-shop-but-i-m-buying-your-bullshit/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/miranda-h-10214_bullshit_i-may-love-to-shop-but-i-m-buying-your-b_3041750.jpg) ## Other authors on Bullshit - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-sarah-moores-648.jpg) Sarah Moores 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/sarah-moores/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-glen-rambharack-269.jpg) Glen Rambharack 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/glen-rambharack/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-toba-beta-105.jpg) Toba Beta 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/toba-beta/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-stephen-king-87054.jpg) Stephen King 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/stephen-king/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-harry-frankfurt-40664.jpg) Harry Frankfurt 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/harry-frankfurt/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-rollins-41662.jpg) Henry Rollins 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/henry-rollins/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-david-foster-wallace-27461.jpg) David Foster Wallace 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/david-foster-wallace/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-scott-lynch-83666.jpg) Scott Lynch 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/scott-lynch/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-justin-halpern-54644.jpg) Justin Halpern 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/justin-halpern/) ## More by Miranda H > [Kill dem hoe's whid kindness..!\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/kill-dem-hoe-s-whid-kindness/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I'm the type of girl who don't give fuck!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-m-the-type-of-girl-who-don-t-give-fuck/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-have-learned-that-pleasing-everyone-is-impossible-but-pissing/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I give respect to only those who're worth it :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-give-respect-to-only-those-who-re-worth-it/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/right-guy-wrong-time-right-time-wrong-guy-new-guy-old-lines-old-guy/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-love-the-way-you-lie-to-me-it-shows-that-you-re-scared-and-you-don/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [The No.1 Rule of a Lady Stay Classy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/the-no-1-rule-of-a-lady-stay-classy/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [A Guy Deserves A girl who will be loyal to him and stand by his side, as long as he treats her the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/a-guy-deserves-a-girl-who-will-be-loyal-to-him-and-stand-by-his-side/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [Be careful, I might be quiet and shy but if you hurt me and try to play me, I'll put you out of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/be-careful-i-might-be-quiet-and-shy-but-if-you-hurt-me-and-try-to/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [A True man does not love a different girl every night. A True man Loves the same girl every night for the rest of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/a-true-man-does-not-love-a-different-girl-every-night-a-true-man/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I love listening lie, when I know the truth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-love-listening-lie-when-i-know-the-truth/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/new-marriage-vows-for-richer-or-poorer-sickness-health-better-or/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [Crazy world that's why I stay prayed up and keep positive people around me. You can be here one day and gone the next.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/crazy-world-that-s-why-i-stay-prayed-up-and-keep-positive-people/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [I Like to play with my lip piercing sometimes DontJudgeMe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-like-to-play-with-my-lip-piercing-sometimes-dontjudgeme/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) > [You do your BEST... GOD will do the REST...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/you-do-your-best-god-will-do-the-rest/) [Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/miranda-h/#itemlist", "name": "4 Bullshit Quotes By Miranda H", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! 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