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title: "4 Bullshit Proof Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Bullshit Proof quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Bullshit Proof sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Please, boy. Let’s not start out with either of us insulting the other’s intelligence. There are only three people in life you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/please-boy-let-s-not-start-out-with-either-of-us-insulting-the-other/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa4/scott-lynch-1437_bullshit_please-boy-let-s-not-start-out-with-eith_20564.png)

> [“I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-you-re-the-only-person-i-can-t/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9e/h-m-ward-4188_bullshit_i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-yo_506116.jpg)

> [“Red was pretty much bullshit-proof. She had more Boston in her fingernail than Brock had in his whole body. She was not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/red-was-pretty-much-bullshit-proof-she-had-more-boston-in-her/)

[L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/883/l-j-shen-1983_bullshit_red-was-pretty-much-bullshit-proof-she-h_812832.jpg)

> [There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/there-are-only-three-people-in-life-you-can-never-fool-pawnbrokers/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2a/scott-lynch-1437_bullshit_there-are-only-three-people-in-life-you_3111296.png)

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