--- title: "10 Buck Naked Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Buck Naked quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Buck Naked sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48b/katee-robert-16082_romance_the-guy-in-bed-with-her-was-not-nathan-w_1687135.jpg" --- > [“The guy in bed with her was not Nathan. Which meant Elle was buck-naked and wantonly riding the wrong guy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katee-robert/the-guy-in-bed-with-her-was-not-nathan-which-meant-elle-was-buck/) [Katee Robert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katee-robert/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48b/katee-robert-16082_romance_the-guy-in-bed-with-her-was-not-nathan-w_1687135.jpg) > [Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-disick/are-we-going-buck-naked-or-are-we-wearing-like-a-bathing-suit/) [Scott Disick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-disick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/scott-disick-14497_bathing_are-we-going-buck-naked-or-are-we-wearin_292919.jpg) > [“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-walker/and-i-was-buck-naked-which-probably-would-have-made-for-an/) [Kristin Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-walker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/kristin-walker-12269_fiona_and-i-was-buck-naked-which-probably-woul_1320118.jpg) > [“He’d showed up at my apartment buck naked under a trench coat, and it was the single most romantic thing anyone had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-erickson/he-d-showed-up-at-my-apartment-buck-naked-under-a-trench-coat-and-it/) [Megan Erickson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-erickson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8eb/megan-erickson-2059_naked_he-d-showed-up-at-my-apartment-buck-nake_405501.jpg) > [“She couldn't see an ounce of fat on him. No wonder he strutted around buck naked. He was built like a god.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eden-connor/she-couldn-t-see-an-ounce-of-fat-on-him-no-wonder-he-strutted-around/) [Eden Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eden-connor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/291/eden-connor-52078_god-naked_she-couldn-t-see-an-ounce-of-fat-on-him_2621975.jpg) > [I was an underwear model for Calvin Klein for a few years. It is not something I wanted to do at first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/freddie-ljungberg/i-was-an-underwear-model-for-calvin-klein-for-a-few-years-it-is-not/) [Freddie Ljungberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/freddie-ljungberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d45/freddie-ljungberg-9708_camera_i-was-an-underwear-model-for-calvin-klei_1497167.jpg) > [“And then… Oh my. She realized why his silhouette had been off. The man was buck naked. Pressed against her. He’d swam…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-quarles/and-then-oh-my-she-realized-why-his-silhouette-had-been-off-the-man/) [Angela Quarles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-quarles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/051/angela-quarles-20046_highlander-romance_and-then-oh-my-she-realized-why-his-silh_2934875.jpg) > [“Please don’t.” He knew it was best to handle this right away. The creaking of the bathroom door behind him made him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/please-don-t-he-knew-it-was-best-to-handle-this-right-away-the/) [Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/christie-craig-34149_quote_please-don-t-he-knew-it-was-best-to-hand_2226092.jpg) > [“Isaiah lifted his head. “Somebody’s here.” They stepped behind the door as a sleepy-eyed buck-naked white girl clumped past in the hall,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/isaiah-lifted-his-head-somebody-s-here-they-stepped-behind-the-door/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21b/joe-ide-12891_naked_isaiah-lifted-his-head-somebody-s-here-t_3205115.jpg) > [“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-walker/it-was-seven-thirty-the-dance-started-in-half-an-hour-and-i-was-buck/) [Kristin Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-walker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/kristin-walker-12269_dance_it-was-seven-thirty-the-dance-started-in_2012986.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/buck-naked/#itemlist", "name": "Buck Naked Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The guy in bed with her was not Nathan. 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