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> [“Please don’t.” He knew it was best to handle this right away. The creaking of the bathroom door behind him made him turn. All he could see was Macy’s nose, which was not nearly as nice as the view he’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/please-don-t-he-knew-it-was-best-to-handle-this-right-away-the/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

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## More by Christie Craig

> [“Perfection is a myth. People who hunger for it die hungry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/perfection-is-a-myth-people-who-hunger-for-it-die-hungry/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I'm still going back outside tomorrow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/today-when-i-stepped-outside-i-got-shit-on-by-a-bird-but-i-m-still/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“around his waist. The feel of his skin against her nipples sent messages firing to her brain. The first message being that she really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/around-his-waist-the-feel-of-his-skin-against-her-nipples-sent/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Carl walked around the room studying the art hanging on the walls. Seriously, the elephant in Mexico had more talent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/carl-walked-around-the-room-studying-the-art-hanging-on-the-walls/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Fate wouldn't create a man that drop-dead gorgeous and make him gay, would it? Oh yes, fate would.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/fate-wouldn-t-create-a-man-that-drop-dead-gorgeous-and-make-him-gay/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“More of a fate tempter than a patient person, she stuck her bare feet back in her bunny slippers and stepped out of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/more-of-a-fate-tempter-than-a-patient-person-she-stuck-her-bare-feet/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“hanging around a bunch of bridezillas, bring on the cross-dresser.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/hanging-around-a-bunch-of-bridezillas-bring-on-the-cross-dresser/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Jake’s gaze shot to the woman standing in his hall. He realized he was standing naked, now with a hard-on, in front of— He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/jake-s-gaze-shot-to-the-woman-standing-in-his-hall-he-realized-he-was/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“was a trust fund from his grandfather, but Robyn hadn’t known that. And he hadn’t known or realized his money had been so important…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/was-a-trust-fund-from-his-grandfather-but-robyn-hadn-t-known-that-and/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Love meant hope. Without love, life held no promise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/love-meant-hope-without-love-life-held-no-promise/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Please don’t.” He knew it was best to handle this right away. The creaking of the bathroom door behind him made him turn. All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/please-don-t-he-knew-it-was-best-to-handle-this-right-away-the/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Men may have been the first created, but it only makes sense that the Almighty did a better job the second go-round. We're the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/men-may-have-been-the-first-created-but-it-only-makes-sense-that-the/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

> [“Was it too much to ask that she find someone who wanted the same things in life as she did--a home, someone to lean…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christie-craig/was-it-too-much-to-ask-that-she-find-someone-who-wanted-the-same/)

[Christie Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christie-craig/)

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