--- title: "25 Bubba Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "25 Bubba quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more Bubba sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_body_i-got-a-shotgun-and-a-backhoe-and-no-one_3047475.jpg" --- > [I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-got-a-shotgun-and-a-backhoe-and-no-one-looks-under-a-septic-tank/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_body_i-got-a-shotgun-and-a-backhoe-and-no-one_3047475.jpg) > [He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/he-s-a-tough-little-son-of-a-biscuit-eater-bubba/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b47/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_biscuits_he-s-a-tough-little-son-of-a-biscuit-eat_1783655.jpg) > [Bubba there zombies…and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/bubba-there-zombies-and-there-trying-to-eat-me-nick-gautier/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/612/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_bubba-there-zombies-and-there-trying-to_1115534.jpg) > [I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-attack-z-to-the-oto-the-m-to-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_attack_i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-atta_217644.jpg) > [Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/rule-one-boy-shoot-first-then-ask-questions-rulw-two-double-tap-just/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-questions_rule-one-boy-shoot-first-then-ask-questi_1201557.jpg) > [I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-still-wanna-know-who-to-sue-to-get-my-store-fixed-bubba-i-m-a/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_i-still-wanna-know-who-to-sue-to-get-my_703392.jpg) > [But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/but-this-this-kid-wasn-t-dead-yet-makes-no-sense-to-me-bubba-maybe/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_but-this-this-kid-wasn-t-dead-yet-makes_2429989.jpg) > [Well, isn’t that interesting. (Bubba) I ain’t your science experiment, Bubba. I don’t want to be interesting and I definitely don’t want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/well-isn-t-that-interesting-bubba-i-ain-t-your-science-experiment/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/451/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_well-isn-t-that-interesting-bubba-i-ain_2890651.jpg) > [Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/are-you-sure-i-can-t-catch-it-nick-i-m-positive-believe-me-i-know-my/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca1/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_believe_are-you-sure-i-can-t-catch-it-nick-i-m-p_2110322.jpg) > [I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-wonder-why-no-one-called-the-police-about-the-rocket-launcher-god/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_backyards_i-wonder-why-no-one-called-the-police-ab_2539830.jpg) > [We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/we-ve-got-to-get-these-guys-to-bubba-s-anyone-got-a-clue-how-to-do-it/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b96/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_breathing_we-ve-got-to-get-these-guys-to-bubba-s-a_2802861.jpg) > [“Mama," Bubba said as he came out of the back. "I can't beat up everyone in the world for being stupid. Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/mama-bubba-said-as-he-came-out-of-the-back-i-can-t-beat-up-everyone/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f3/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_better-things_mama-bubba-said-as-he-came-out-of-the-ba_130407.jpg) > [For the record, do I know anyone not a demon or a freak?” – Nick “Yes, you do. Not sure if Bubba…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/for-the-record-do-i-know-anyone-not-a-demon-or-a-freak-nick-yes-you/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_for-the-record-do-i-know-anyone-not-a-de_2296060.jpg) > [Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/man-first-i-m-shot-now-i-m-going-to-be-a-friggin-zombie-at-this-rate/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_man-first-i-m-shot-now-i-m-going-to-be-a_1400585.jpg) > [I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-prefer-sidekick-i-tried-once-for-the-title-of-padawan-but-bubba/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8db/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_book_i-prefer-sidekick-i-tried-once-for-the-t_1104841.jpg) > [Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/do-y-all-have-enough-stun-guns-for-them-madaug-does-a-bear-defecate/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bears_do-y-all-have-enough-stun-guns-for-them_239060.jpg) > [Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-why-don-t-you-and-bubba-have-girlfriends-nick-i-don-t-want-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/63d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_black_then-why-don-t-you-and-bubba-have-girlfr_2744498.jpg) > [Now, if I could get Mark to put down his phone and stop taking breaks, we’d be able to finish up before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his-phone-and-stop-taking-breaks/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_able_now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his_2435121.jpg) > [To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/to-infinity-then-bubba-what-s-that-mean-nick-it-s-something-my-dad/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bigs_to-infinity-then-bubba-what-s-that-mean_1452392.jpg) > [You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-need-to-up-your-vocabulary-boy-you-can-t-walk-around-letting/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_boys_you-need-to-up-your-vocabulary-boy-you-c_1559389.jpg) > [I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-other-people-have-been-playing/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-o_2983028.jpg) > [“Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around." Caleb laughed. "They might toy with him for a bit but he won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bubba-s-around-caleb-laughed/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c6/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bub_1407551.jpg) > [“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?" Cgerise "Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?" Nick "Cherise!" Bubba "Don't you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy-cgerise-sorry-ma-i-m-a-sexy/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy_586889.jpg) > [“Nick... I hope one day you find you a woman who loves you like my Melissa loved me. Whatever you do, boy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman-who-loves-you-like-my/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman_3122557.jpg) > [Bubba was the one person who wouldn’t even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an “imaginary” friend. Heck, he’d probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-even-bat-an-eyelash-that-nick/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bats_bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-ev_436982.jpg) ## Other authors on Bubba ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bubba/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "25 Bubba Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. 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Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE...\" -Bubba", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-attack-z-to-the-oto-the-m-to-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_attack_i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-atta_217644.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_attack_i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-atta_217644.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_attack_i-m-telling-you-people-its-a-zombie-atta_217644.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. 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You talk like that, and I’ll toss you through the window like an old-timey hobo in a Western.” – Bubba", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his-phone-and-stop-taking-breaks/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_able_now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his_2435121.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_able_now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his_2435121.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_able_now-if-i-could-get-mark-to-put-down-his_2435121.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Now, if I could get Mark to put down his phone and stop taking breaks, we’d be able to finish up before…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity, meaning you’d see something through to the end. (Bubba) Infinity is never-ending. (Nick) That’s right, which means you keep going and going no matter what happens or what obstacles you meet. Over, under, around or through. There’s always a way. And if you have to chase something to infinity, strap on your big-boy pants, hiking boots, and go. 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To…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun to call people names they have to look up to realize they’ve been insulted. (Mark) Yeah, that’s a twofer there. You get away with it and then they’re twice as mad when they realize how bad you really insulted them. Especially if they mistake it for a compliment when you say it and thank you for it. 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Expand your…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 21, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the place. (Madaug) Yeah, two and three at a time, ‘cause God forbid kids should do what we did back in the old days and play in a room by ourselves. What kind of geeks are they raising nowadays? Geeks with friends who play video games together. Whoever heard of such? It’s the end of days, I’m telling you all. (Bubba)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-other-people-have-been-playing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-o_2983028.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-o_2983028.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_i-don-t-know-who-has-it-but-apparently-o_2983028.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around.\" Caleb laughed. \"They might toy with him for a bit but he won't let any past.\" Caleb to Nick. \"Is something wrong?\" Nick to Bubba \"Nah... I just...\" Bubba nervous. \"Please, God, Bubba, tell me you're not about to ask me out, are you?\" Nick to Bubba. Bubba made a rude sound at him. \"Hell, nah. I'd date Mark first, provided he took a bath so I wouldn't have to fumigate my truck or store.\" \"But,\" Bubba continued, \"now that you mention it... that is what I wanted to ask you about.\" \"Dating Mark? Really?\" Nick to Bubba. 'Cause the kid with a brand-new license was such an expert on going out with others.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bubba-s-around-caleb-laughed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c6/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bub_1407551.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c6/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bub_1407551.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c6/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_ain-t-nothing-going-to-eat-you-while-bub_1407551.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around.\" Caleb laughed. \"They might toy with him for a bit but…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?\" Cgerise \"Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?\" Nick \"Cherise!\" Bubba \"Don't you even take that tone with me, Mr. Triple-Threat-I-don't-have-to-listen-to-anyone-because-I'm-the-size-of-a-tabk. You're in the doghouse, buster. You might as well pack a bag 'cause you're going to be in there so long your name's going to be engraved on the mailbox.\" Cherise \"Ah, what'd I do, cher?\" Bubba \"You dragged my baby into danger, and you-- Are you one of them?\" Cherise \"I'm going with whatever answer doesn't get me swatted with that bat.\" Savitar \"Cherise, calm down. What are you doing here?\" Bubba \"What do you think? I'm protecting my boys. Both of you ... Because Mark values his own life and inparticular his male body parts, he called me after he got off the phone with you to tell me what the two of you were doing. You didn't honestly believe that I've been ignorant of what you and Mark do at night all these years? Did you?\" Cherise \"Um, yeah.\" Bubba \"Well then you're a fool,Michael Burdette. And I'm not.\" Cherise”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy-cgerise-sorry-ma-i-m-a-sexy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy_586889.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy_586889.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_what-do-you-have-to-say-for-yourself-boy_586889.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?\" Cgerise \"Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?\" Nick \"Cherise!\"…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 24, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nick... I hope one day you find you a woman who loves you like my Melissa loved me. Whatever you do, boy, don't turn your back on her. If she says she needs you for something, don't matter how stupid it sounds or what deadline you got, you go to her and you do it. Screw work or whatever else. In the end, the only things that matter are the people in your life. The ones who make your life worth living and whose smiles light up your world. Don't ever push them aside for fair-weather friends. Everything else is just cheap window dressing that you can replace. But once them people are gone...\" He winced. \"You can't buy back time, Nick. Ever. It's the only thing in life you can't get more of, and it's the one thing that will mercilessly tear you up when it's gone. It takes pity on no soul and no heart. And all those fools who tell you it gets easier in time are lying dumb-asses. Losing someone you really love don't never get easier. You just go a few hours longer without breaking down. That's all... that's all. - Bubba”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman-who-loves-you-like-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman_3122557.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman_3122557.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bubba_nick-i-hope-one-day-you-find-you-a-woman_3122557.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nick... I hope one day you find you a woman who loves you like my Melissa loved me. 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Heck, he’d probably bring one of his own out to play, too. ~Nick", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-even-bat-an-eyelash-that-nick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bats_bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-ev_436982.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bats_bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-ev_436982.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bats_bubba-was-the-one-person-who-wouldn-t-ev_436982.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Bubba was the one person who wouldn’t even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an “imaginary” friend…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bubba/sherrilyn-kenyon/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bubba/sherrilyn-kenyon/", "name": "Bubba Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bubba/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_body_i-got-a-shotgun-and-a-backhoe-and-no-one_3047475.jpg" }, "description": "25 Bubba quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. 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