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> [“So, um, where's your broomstick?" he countered, his face turning pink from his effort at not laughing. "Broomsticks are \*sooo\* 1695," I replied, rolling my eye. "Modern witches use vibrators and drop acid just like everyone else." "What?" He frowned,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/so-um-where-s-your-broomstick-he-countered-his-face-turning-pink-from/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

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## More by Lucy Snyder

> [“I was a vegetarian of sorts," he replied, "but the difference between animal and vegetable isn't as clearly defined on my home world as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/i-was-a-vegetarian-of-sorts-he-replied-but-the-difference-between/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

> [“You did express a disinterest in involving \*nice\* people in our current difficulties,” Pal reminded me. True enough, I thought back. Hallelujah, it’s raining…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/you-did-express-a-disinterest-in-involving-nice-people-in-our-current/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

> [“So, um, where's your broomstick?" he countered, his face turning pink from his effort at not laughing. "Broomsticks are \*sooo\* 1695," I replied, rolling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/so-um-where-s-your-broomstick-he-countered-his-face-turning-pink-from/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

> [“You have any idea what time it is?" I asked. "I'm afraid not," he replied. "Oh well. I'll take a wild guess and set…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/you-have-any-idea-what-time-it-is-i-asked-i-m-afraid-not-he-replied/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

> [“Cooper can be pretty fierce when he gets angry. To me, that's one of his sexiest traits. It's not just about being able to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/cooper-can-be-pretty-fierce-when-he-gets-angry-to-me-that-s-one-of/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

> [“I know I'm immature in some ways, but inside me there's a cranky old lady yelling at the damn kids to get off her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/i-know-i-m-immature-in-some-ways-but-inside-me-there-s-a-cranky-old/)

[Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/)

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