--- title: "24 Broomstick Quotes by 22 authors" description: "Browse 24 Broomstick quotes by 22 authors. Discover the best Broomstick sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/john-gregory-65953_broomsticks_doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-b_204403.png" --- > [Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gregory/doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-broomstick/) [John Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gregory/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/john-gregory-65953_broomsticks_doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-b_204403.png) > [I don't have an album cover with me on a broomstick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-felton/i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a-broomstick/) [Tom Felton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-felton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/tom-felton-3387_album_i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a_2346264.jpg) > [My grandma used to pitch to me. Hit rocks with a broomstick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robinson-cano/my-grandma-used-to-pitch-to-me-hit-rocks-with-a-broomstick/) [Robinson Cano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robinson-cano/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/231/robinson-cano-15863_grandma_my-grandma-used-to-pitch-to-me-hit-rocks_1124061.jpg) > [Surely mortal man is a broomstick!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-swift/surely-mortal-man-is-a-broomstick/) [Jonathan Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-swift/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/866/jonathan-swift-433_broomsticks_surely-mortal-man-is-a-broomstick-200347_200347.jpg) > [I never got a lot done using a broomstick. You've got to have something that's lethal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conrad-burns/i-never-got-a-lot-done-using-a-broomstick-you-ve-got-to-have/) [Conrad Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conrad-burns/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/907/conrad-burns-42339_broomsticks_i-never-got-a-lot-done-using-a-broomstic_2101506.png) > [I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stan-musial/i-learned-to-hit-with-a-broomstick-and-a-ball-of-tape-and-i-could/) [Stan Musial](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stan-musial/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/stan-musial-20011_balls_i-learned-to-hit-with-a-broomstick-and-a_68919.png) > [“Do something!" Norwood told him. "Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-damico/do-something-norwood-told-him-do-what-uncle-mort-s-face-was-furious/) [Gina Damico](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-damico/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/gina-damico-7384_quote_do-something-norwood-told-him-do-what-un_1416124.jpg) > [“You are aware, are you, that painting a few stars on a perfectly ordinary broomstick doesn’t mean it will get airborne?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-aware-are-you-that-painting-a-few-stars-on-a-perfectly/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d7/terry-pratchett-19_doesn-mean_you-are-aware-are-you-that-painting-a-fe_2860512.jpg) > [I do not think that I could ever really love a woman who had not, at one time or another, been up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isak-dinesen/i-do-not-think-that-i-could-ever-really-love-a-woman-who-had-not-at/) [Isak Dinesen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isak-dinesen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0db/isak-dinesen-3174_broomsticks_i-do-not-think-that-i-could-ever-really_1551367.jpg) > [If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-boyle/if-harry-potter-s-so-magical-why-cant-he-cure-his-own-eyesight-and/) [Frankie Boyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-boyle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/087/frankie-boyle-2425_broomsticks_if-harry-potter-s-so-magical-why-cant-he_1982234.png) > [“Neville had never been on a broomstick in his life, because his grandmother had never let him near one. Privately, Harry felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/neville-had-never-been-on-a-broomstick-in-his-life-because-his/) [J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49a/j-k-rowling-86_feet-on-the-ground_neville-had-never-been-on-a-broomstick-i_2261948.png) > [“Few things can be pleasanter than riding a reliable broomstick through a moony autumn night. It is best of all when home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-willard/few-things-can-be-pleasanter-than-riding-a-reliable-broomstick/) [Barbara Willard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-willard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5eb/barbara-willard-104191_autumn-night_few-things-can-be-pleasanter-than-riding_2979123.jpg) > [“One doesn’t become a witch to run around being harmful, or to run around being helpful either, a district visitor on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-townsend-warner/one-doesn-t-become-a-witch-to-run-around-being-harmful-or-to-run/) [Sylvia Townsend Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-townsend-warner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b54/sylvia-townsend-warner-7063_life_one-doesn-t-become-a-witch-to-run-around_1324945.jpg) > [“Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-gilesbie/sudenly-a-gothic-old-man-flu-in-on-his-broomstick-he-had-lung-black/) [Tara Gilesbie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-gilesbie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58b/tara-gilesbie-38150_black-hair_sudenly-a-gothic-old-man-flu-in-on-his-b_2884820.jpg) > [“Two middle-aged yuppies got bored of their chosen careers, looked into Wicca and now fancy themselves to be witches. They're going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caspar-vega/two-middle-aged-yuppies-got-bored-of-their-chosen-careers-looked-into/) [Caspar Vega](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caspar-vega/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db8/caspar-vega-15662_humor_two-middle-aged-yuppies-got-bored-of-the_2659679.jpg) > [“One word, two lips, three four five fingers form a fist. One corner, two parents, three four five reasons to hide. One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahereh-mafi/one-word-two-lips-three-four-five-fingers-form-a-fist-one-corner-two/) [Tahereh Mafi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tahereh-mafi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/tahereh-mafi-229_fear_one-word-two-lips-three-four-five-finger_2088429.jpg) > [“Okay," I said. "Now can I try riding a broomstick?" "No. Most witches don't use broomsticks because they aren't that comfortable. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-priester/okay-i-said-now-can-i-try-riding-a-broomstick-no-most-witches-don-t/) [Jennifer Priester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-priester/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/jennifer-priester-46257_dogs_okay-i-said-now-can-i-try-riding-a-broom_2911892.jpg) > [But a mother is like a broomstick or like the sun in the heavens, it does not matter which as far as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/but-a-mother-is-like-a-broomstick-or-like-the-sun-in-the-heavens-it/) [George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab6/george-bernard-shaw-68_accepting_but-a-mother-is-like-a-broomstick-or-lik_2385357.png) > [The animators are fantastic though. They'll shoot their own reference material, and just go into the car park or something. And they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-sanders/the-animators-are-fantastic-though-they-ll-shoot-their-own-reference/) [Chris Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-sanders/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29f/chris-sanders-76554_animation_the-animators-are-fantastic-though-they_365218.jpg) > [“If one day you see a witch riding a flying broomstick, it's merely an illusion created in your mind by the culture…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mehmet-murat-ildan/if-one-day-you-see-a-witch-riding-a-flying-broomstick-it-s-merely-an/) [Mehmet Murat ildan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mehmet-murat-ildan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2c/mehmet-murat-ildan-3_culture_if-one-day-you-see-a-witch-riding-a-flyi_1878105.jpg) > [“Of course! I’m far more used to working with a … a … a Nimbus 2000.” Trish peers at me in surprise. “Isn’t that the broomstick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-kinsella/of-course-i-m-far-more-used-to-working-with-a-a-a-nimbus-2000-trish/) [Sophie Kinsella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-kinsella/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e3/sophie-kinsella-719_broomstick_of-course-i-m-far-more-used-to-working-w_2209816.png) > [“Granny Weatherwax was in trouble. First of all, she decided, she should never have allowed Hilta to talk her into borrowing her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/granny-weatherwax-was-in-trouble-first-of-all-she-decided-she-should/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/terry-pratchett-19_bad-temper_granny-weatherwax-was-in-trouble-first-o_666654.jpg) > [“So, um, where's your broomstick?" he countered, his face turning pink from his effort at not laughing. "Broomsticks are \*sooo\* 1695," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-snyder/so-um-where-s-your-broomstick-he-countered-his-face-turning-pink-from/) [Lucy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-snyder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f14/lucy-snyder-55337_morning-glory_so-um-where-s-your-broomstick-he-counter_2193953.jpg) > [“Someone has to do it. It's all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or Great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-has-to-do-it-it-s-all-very-well-calling-for-eye-of-newt-but/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86d/terry-pratchett-19_humour_someone-has-to-do-it-it-s-all-very-well_323235.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/broomstick/#itemlist", "name": "Broomstick Quotes", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Gregory" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gregory/doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-broomstick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/john-gregory-65953_broomsticks_doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-b_204403.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/john-gregory-65953_broomsticks_doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-b_204403.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/john-gregory-65953_broomsticks_doncaster-will-hit-villa-with-fire-and-b_204403.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.” — John Gregory", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't have an album cover with me on a broomstick.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Felton" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-felton/i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a-broomstick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/tom-felton-3387_album_i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a_2346264.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/tom-felton-3387_album_i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a_2346264.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/tom-felton-3387_album_i-don-t-have-an-album-cover-with-me-on-a_2346264.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't have an album cover with me on a broomstick.” — Tom Felton", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My grandma used to pitch to me. 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I’m far more used to working with a … a … a Nimbus 2000.” Trish peers at me in surprise. “Isn’t that the broomstick out of Harry Potter?” Damn. I knew I’d heard it somewhere. “Yes … it is,” I say at last, my face flaming. “And also a well-known ironing board. 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