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title: "66 Broom Quotes by 64 authors"
description: "Browse 66 Broom quotes by 64 authors. Discover the best Broom sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d6/laiche-brahim-255019_quote_the-best-tyrant-s-broom-is-a-high-ranked_1437130.jpg"
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> [“The best tyrant's broom is a high ranked buffoon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laiche-brahim/the-best-tyrant-s-broom-is-a-high-ranked-buffoon/)

[Laiche Brahim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laiche-brahim/)

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> [Heaven knows I'm sick and tired of dancing with this broom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/def-leppard/heaven-knows-i-m-sick-and-tired-of-dancing-with-this-broom/)

[Def Leppard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/def-leppard/)

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> [My wife asked me to marry her. But we did not jump the broom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/salim-akil/my-wife-asked-me-to-marry-her-but-we-did-not-jump-the-broom/)

[Salim Akil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/salim-akil/)

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> [“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broom this morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/someone-woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-broom-this-morning/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [I've never held a broom in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-young/i-ve-never-held-a-broom-in-my-life/)

[Lola Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-young/)

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> [Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/baby-you-must-be-a-broom-cause-you-just-swept-me-off-my-feet/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When life sweeps you on your ass,get yourself a bigger broom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-samples/when-life-sweeps-you-on-your-ass-get-yourself-a-bigger-broom/)

[Wanda Samples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-samples/)

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> [“Leave your broom at the door...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dawn-chartier/leave-your-broom-at-the-door/)

[Dawn Chartier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dawn-chartier/)

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> [I think we are all frightened a little bit when a new broom starts to sweep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-bruce/i-think-we-are-all-frightened-a-little-bit-when-a-new-broom-starts-to/)

[Steve Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-bruce/)

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> [It's not like I ride a broom into interviews. I don't hang upside down with a cape on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trent-reznor/it-s-not-like-i-ride-a-broom-into-interviews-i-don-t-hang-upside-down/)

[Trent Reznor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trent-reznor/)

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> [The Blessed Virgin used me like a broom, and then put me back in my place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernadette-soubirous/the-blessed-virgin-used-me-like-a-broom-and-then-put-me-back-in-my/)

[Bernadette Soubirous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernadette-soubirous/)

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> [A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mooney/a-new-broom-can-sweep-the-floor-but-an-old-broom-knows-where-the-dirt/)

[Paul Mooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mooney/)

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> [A legal broom's a moral chimney-sweeper, And that's the reason he himself's so dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/a-legal-broom-s-a-moral-chimney-sweeper-and-that-s-the-reason-he/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [“We are like broom. We keep on trying to wipe out emotions from our life but during the course we always remain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chandan-sharma/we-are-like-broom-we-keep-on-trying-to-wipe-out-emotions-from-our/)

[Chandan Sharma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chandan-sharma/)

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> [Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bradley-chicho/shine-like-the-day-i-set-cosmic-eyes-on-you-friend-by-the-light-of/)

[Bradley Chicho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bradley-chicho/)

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> [He's swept with the broom of contempt and the rooms have an empty ring.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/he-s-swept-with-the-broom-of-contempt-and-the-rooms-have-an-empty-ring/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [“Far too often, the best thing I can have in my hand when someone makes a promise is a really big broom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-d-lounsbrough/far-too-often-the-best-thing-i-can-have-in-my-hand-when-someone-makes/)

[Craig D. Lounsbrough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-d-lounsbrough/)

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> [“I took the broom and made a wild sweep along the workbench, and an edge of the unwieldy head sent a tray…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-r-king/i-took-the-broom-and-made-a-wild-sweep-along-the-workbench-and-an/)

[Laurie R. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-r-king/)

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> [There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/corey-taylor/there-s-times-when-i-m-cleaning-the-kitchen-and-while-i-m-doing-that/)

[Corey Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/corey-taylor/)

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> [“But a Broom-stick, perhaps you will say, is an Emblem of a Tree standing on its Head; and pray what is Man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-swift/but-a-broom-stick-perhaps-you-will-say-is-an-emblem-of-a-tree/)

[Jonathan Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-swift/)

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> [I'm 51; I'm younger than Tony Blair. I don't have a dicky heart; I'm up like a broom handle in the morning.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-galloway/i-m-51-i-m-younger-than-tony-blair-i-don-t-have-a-dicky-heart-i-m-up/)

[George Galloway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-galloway/)

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> [The first time I passed through the country (Switzerland) I had the impression it was swept down with a broom from one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernesto-sabato/the-first-time-i-passed-through-the-country-switzerland-i-had-the/)

[Ernesto Sabato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernesto-sabato/)

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> [I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-clean-my-room-until-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-get-up-and/)

[Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/)

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> [The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-koontz/the-broom-wasn-t-as-comforting-as-a-flamethrower-would-have-been-but/)

[Dean Koontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-koontz/)

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> [I quite like convincing the person the broom is their favourite actress. They are talking to a broom and they think it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mckenna/i-quite-like-convincing-the-person-the-broom-is-their-favourite/)

[Paul McKenna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mckenna/)

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> [“One of your tasks will be to sweep the front porch, steps, and walkway every day until the snow comes. Rain or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-baker-kline/one-of-your-tasks-will-be-to-sweep-the-front-porch-steps-and-walkway/)

[Christina Baker Kline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-baker-kline/)

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> [“They need to practice harder," he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.' 'They will,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antony-john/they-need-to-practice-harder-he-said-if-they-re-really-going-to-do/)

[Antony John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antony-john/)

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> [Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-c-mcginley/kanan-is-a-big-road-through-the-santa-monica-mountains-between-mid/)

[John C. McGinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-c-mcginley/)

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> [Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you something you would actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-chapman/maybe-it-s-naive-to-say-but-it-almost-seems-like-in-the-past-people/)

[Tracy Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-chapman/)

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> [“And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/and-i-m-not-saying-it-s-a-bad-song-you-know-or-anything-like-that-all/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [“Alfred is taken past this broom, and enters this room; which can only be described as 'piecemeal'. It is full of pieces…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-sheldon/alfred-is-taken-past-this-broom-and-enters-this-room-which-can-only/)

[Joss Sheldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-sheldon/)

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> [“If you have to run then learn from Bolt, if you have to fight watch Muhammad Ali's jab and grab punches, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-manan/if-you-have-to-run-then-learn-from-bolt-if-you-have-to-fight-watch/)

[Victor Manan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victor-manan/)

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> [“One day, I think, we'll invent the most impressive broom an interrogating mind might ever attest to seeing. Enormous, this thing would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirk-marshall/one-day-i-think-we-ll-invent-the-most-impressive-broom-an/)

[Kirk Marshall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirk-marshall/)

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> [“...that, to repeat what I heard for years and years and suspect you’ve been hearing over and over, yourself, something’s meaning is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/that-to-repeat-what-i-heard-for-years-and-years-and-suspect-you-ve/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [“She was a woman with a broom or a dust- pan or a washrag or a mixing spoon in her hand. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/she-was-a-woman-with-a-broom-or-a-dust-pan-or-a-washrag-or-a-mixing/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [Do you want to be great? Pick up a broom and sweep the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mother-teresa/do-you-want-to-be-great-pick-up-a-broom-and-sweep-the-floor/)

[Mother Teresa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mother-teresa/)

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> [Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wernher-von-braun/get-me-a-broom-i-ll-sweep-my-own-office/)

[Wernher von Braun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wernher-von-braun/)

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> [The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-behar/the-person-who-sweeps-the-floor-should-choose-the-broom/)

[Howard Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-behar/)

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> [Seeking: Man with broom. Want to be swept off my feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-s/seeking-man-with-broom-want-to-be-swept-off-my-feet/)

[Laura S](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-s/)

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> [Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hamsternuts/your-dick-gets-less-action-than-a-broom-in-a-swiffer-household/)

[HamsterNuts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hamsternuts/)

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                        "text": "“They need to practice harder,\" he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.' 'They will,\" I assured him. 'But they got better, right?' Baz laughed. 'Are you going to stand in front of them during their gigs too? If so, make sure you get equal billing. People will pay a lot to see the girl with the broom.”",
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