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title: "3 Britney spears Quotes By Chelsea Handler"
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> [The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/the-l-a-times-is-reporting-that-britney-spears-album-blackout-will-be/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a9/chelsea-handler-887_albums_the-l-a-times-is-reporting-that-britney_590622.png)

> [The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/the-challenge-is-to-keep-it-fresh-if-you-re-talking-about-britney/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f7/chelsea-handler-887_britney-spears_the-challenge-is-to-keep-it-fresh-if-you_1936524.png)

> [Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/britney-spears-album-blackout-is-one-of-the-hottest-selling-cds-in/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/chelsea-handler-887_albums_britney-spears-album-blackout-is-one-of_2523693.png)

## Other authors on Britney spears

## More by Chelsea Handler

> [I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-love-people-who-have-such-passion-for-complete-nonsense/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-think-the-people-i-talk-about-are-generally-so-stupid-that-they-don/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/at-some-point-during-almost-every-romantic-comedy-the-female-lead/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-federal-grand-jury-is-investigating-allegations-that-david/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-s-been-my-experience-that-people-who-make-proclamations-about/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-of-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-try-to-not-overthink-anything-i-don-t-understand-why-nipples-are/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/seeing-your-mother-naked-is-not-something-you-easily-recover-from/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-don-t-like-the-word-alcoholic-i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-an/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-can-remember-my-first-one-night-stand-like-it-was-yesterday-well/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-was-quite-obvious-that-without-severe-behavior-modification-this/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/why-he-would-agree-to-install-an-eight-by-eight-foot-fish-tank-and/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-negotiation-skills-are-are-on-par-with-george-bush-s-reading/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-will-probably-have-sex-with-eminem-after-the-show-is-over-probably/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

> [“I've found that many of the people who have a passion for karaoke too often have misplaced confidence, which can become aggressive and border…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-ve-found-that-many-of-the-people-who-have-a-passion-for-karaoke-too/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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