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> [I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/i-cannot-bring-myself-to-vote-for-a-woman-who-has-been-voice-trained/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

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## More by Keith Waterhouse

> [“I felt mildly peculiar to be treasuring love letters for their grammar, but there was nothing else I could treasure them for.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/i-felt-mildly-peculiar-to-be-treasuring-love-letters-for-their/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/ninety-five-percent-of-all-statistics-including-this-one-are-bogus/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/i-turn-over-a-new-leaf-every-day-but-the-blots-show-through/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/the-50s-face-was-angry-the-60s-face-was-well-fed-the-70s-face-was/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/lying-in-bed-i-abandoned-the-facts-again-and-was-back-in-ambrosia/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/a-consultation-process-is-what-some-authority-sets-in-motion/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/life-is-a-campus-in-a-greenwich-village-bookstore-looking-for-a-new/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/trying-to-keep-up-with-current-slang-sucks/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/the-longer-an-event-is-anticipated-a-milestone-birthday-an-eclipse-a/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/i-cannot-bring-myself-to-vote-for-a-woman-who-has-been-voice-trained/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/should-not-the-society-of-indexers-be-known-as-indexers-society-of-the/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/never-look-to-politicians-to-solve-your-problems-they-will-only/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

> [Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-waterhouse/should-not-the-society-of-indexers-be-know-as-indexers-society-of-the/)

[Keith Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-waterhouse/)

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