--- title: "9 Briefs Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Briefs quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Briefs sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/david-rockwell-33613_inspirational_briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations_2077482.jpg" --- > [Briefs need limitations and invitations](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-rockwell/briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations/) [David Rockwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-rockwell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/david-rockwell-33613_inspirational_briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations_2077482.jpg) > [I'm a boxer-briefs guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-trevino/i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy/) [Michael Trevino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-trevino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/michael-trevino-37956_boxer_i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy-2845393_2845393.png) > [“Is it wrong that I want to order him some briefs just so I can get some work done?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-some-briefs-just-so-i-can-get/) [Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/karina-halle-452_work-done_is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-som_2317834.jpg) > [Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khloe-kardashian/droopy-balls-buy-briefs-a-bra-for-your-balls/) [Khloe Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khloe-kardashian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bed/khloe-kardashian-3790_briefs_droopy-balls-buy-briefs-a-bra-for-your-b_2668692.png) > [“Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! ‘THE’ QUESTION! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gini-koch/boxers-or-briefs-finally-the-question-finally-i-ve-been-waiting-since/) [Gini Koch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gini-koch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/gini-koch-17039_quote_boxers-or-briefs-finally-the-question-fi_1223176.jpg) > [“Boxers or briefs?” There was no missing the glare Andrei was directing at both of them, but it certainly wasn’t going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jocelynn-drake/boxers-or-briefs-there-was-no-missing-the-glare-andrei-was-directing/) [Jocelynn Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jocelynn-drake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/587/jocelynn-drake-25145_boxers_boxers-or-briefs-there-was-no-missing-th_769112.jpg) > [My problem with boxer briefs is sometimes they are a little too short, and they ride up your leg.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antoni-porowski/my-problem-with-boxer-briefs-is-sometimes-they-are-a-little-too-short/) [Antoni Porowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antoni-porowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/antoni-porowski-6090_ride_my-problem-with-boxer-briefs-is-sometime_2791219.jpg) > [“Kalyug Briefs : VOLUME I, II & III A collection of Short Stories Central Theme :: What Your Sow, So Shall You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aparna-gangopadhyay/kalyug-briefs-volume-i-ii-iii-a-collection-of-short-stories-central/) [Aparna Gangopadhyay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aparna-gangopadhyay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c82/aparna-gangopadhyay-220499_short-stories_kalyug-briefs-volume-i-ii-iii-a-collecti_837498.jpg) > [“What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/what-the-hell-ian-asked-holding-his-hands-over-the-front-of-his/) [Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2d/rose-wynters-14239_amusing_what-the-hell-ian-asked-holding-his-hand_2843649.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/briefs/#itemlist", "name": "Briefs Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Briefs need limitations and invitations", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Rockwell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-rockwell/briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/david-rockwell-33613_inspirational_briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations_2077482.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/david-rockwell-33613_inspirational_briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations_2077482.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/david-rockwell-33613_inspirational_briefs-need-limitations-and-invitations_2077482.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Briefs need limitations and invitations” — David Rockwell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm a boxer-briefs guy.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Trevino" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-trevino/i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/michael-trevino-37956_boxer_i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy-2845393_2845393.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/michael-trevino-37956_boxer_i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy-2845393_2845393.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/michael-trevino-37956_boxer_i-m-a-boxer-briefs-guy-2845393_2845393.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm a boxer-briefs guy.” — Michael Trevino", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Is it wrong that I want to order him some briefs just so I can get some work done?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Karina Halle" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-some-briefs-just-so-i-can-get/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/karina-halle-452_work-done_is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-som_2317834.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/karina-halle-452_work-done_is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-som_2317834.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/karina-halle-452_work-done_is-it-wrong-that-i-want-to-order-him-som_2317834.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Is it wrong that I want to order him some briefs just so I can get some work done?” — Karina Halle", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Droopy balls? 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