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title: "3 Brick Window Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-carr/modern-man-threw-a-brick-through-his-own-window-in-order-to-sell/)

[Allen Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-carr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/allen-carr-29068_alarms_modern-man-threw-a-brick-through-his-own_122608.jpg)

> [“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a brick through the window.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-oliver/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-a-brick-through-the-window/)

[Lauren Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-oliver/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/558/lauren-oliver-109_brick_nothing-says-i-love-you-like-a-brick-thr_155944.png)

> [“So I hove a brick through his window...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/so-i-hove-a-brick-through-his-window/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84c/mark-twain-22_brick_so-i-hove-a-brick-through-his-window-561_561777.png)

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