--- title: "2 Brad Quotes By Dax Shepard" description: "2 Brad quotes by Dax Shepard. Plus more from Dax Shepard and more Brad sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/432/dax-shepard-15581_always_it-s-ironic-really-guys-should-be-excite_443183.jpg" --- > [It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/it-s-ironic-really-guys-should-be-excited-that-i-got-kristen-bell-if/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/432/dax-shepard-15581_always_it-s-ironic-really-guys-should-be-excite_443183.jpg) > [If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/if-brad-pitt-gets-kristen-bell-it-s-like-well-of-course-he-did-with/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa2/dax-shepard-15581_bells_if-brad-pitt-gets-kristen-bell-it-s-like_1422666.jpg) ## Other authors on Brad ## More by Dax Shepard > [The reason I'm drawn to it is - both the off road racing and the motorcycles on the track - it takes a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/the-reason-i-m-drawn-to-it-is-both-the-off-road-racing-and-the/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [So if you're on the motorcycle, on the track you're not thinking at all about what's happening next week or tomorrow or anything. You're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/so-if-you-re-on-the-motorcycle-on-the-track-you-re-not-thinking-at/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [I lived for going down the rabbit hole of meeting weird people. Of course, come Monday I would be tallying up all the different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/i-lived-for-going-down-the-rabbit-hole-of-meeting-weird-people-of/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I just love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/all-of-my-free-time-is-made-up-of-motor-sports-endeavors-be-them/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/when-i-look-at-her-it-s-like-when-i-was-in-seventh-grade-and-fell-in/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/it-s-ironic-really-guys-should-be-excited-that-i-got-kristen-bell-if/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [There was a best-selling book in the late '60s and '70s called 'The Adventurers' by Harold Robbins. The lead character's name was Dax. Anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/there-was-a-best-selling-book-in-the-late-60s-and-70s-called-the/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I also wrote and directed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/we-were-doing-press-for-this-movie-that-my-friends-and-i-made-for-5/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/from-18-to-29-i-was-a-heavy-smoker-heavy-drinker-drug-addict-terrible/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [I thought I never wanted to be on TV. I was dead wrong. I'm almost always dead wrong about the things I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/i-thought-i-never-wanted-to-be-on-tv-i-was-dead-wrong-i-m-almost/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four years of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/what-s-great-about-tv-and-what-i-love-about-being-on-parenthood-is/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [There's like a shift in the paradigm about every 15 years in movies because one would slip through the cracks. I think if they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/there-s-like-a-shift-in-the-paradigm-about-every-15-years-in-movies/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [I think I'm a combination of very simple pleasures and the fact I've read a lot of books. I don't think it's a binary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/i-think-i-m-a-combination-of-very-simple-pleasures-and-the-fact-i-ve/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/because-98-percent-of-our-ideas-are-not-great-ideas-or-everyone-would/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) > [A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dax-shepard/a-man-s-main-job-is-to-protect-his-woman-from-her-desire-to-get-bangs/) [Dax Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dax-shepard/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brad/dax-shepard/#itemlist", "name": "2 Brad Quotes By Dax Shepard", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. 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