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title: "35 Boys Quotes By Rick Riordan"
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> [I don’t define myself by the boys who may or may not like me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-don-t-define-myself-by-the-boys-who-may-or-may-not-like-me/)

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> [Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/don-t-worry-goat-boy-the-milkman-is-dead/)

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> [But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/but-remember-boy-that-a-kind-act-can-sometimes-be-as-powerful-as-a/)

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> [I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are quite baffling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-didn-t-answer-but-please-nothing-is-obvious-with-boys-for-such/)

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> [Now, leave." All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. "Percy!" Annabeth grabbed him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-leave-all-three-boys-slumped-forward-percy-fell-face-first-into/)

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> [Boys," Annabeth interrupted, "I'm sure you both would've been wonderful at killing each other. But right now you need some rest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/boys-annabeth-interrupted-i-m-sure-you-both-would-ve-been-wonderful/)

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> [Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/narcissus-turned-and-scowled-at-leo-who-are-you-i-m-the-super-sized/)

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> [Alabaster, you told me earlier that heroes don't die. You may be right, but I can tell you one thing." Claymore looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/alabaster-you-told-me-earlier-that-heroes-don-t-die-you-may-be-right/)

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> [Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/contrary-to-what-you-might-think-i-don-t-spend-every-waking-hour/)

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> [When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, "Oh...You are in so much trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-he-woke-daylight-was-coming-through-the-glass-floor-and-a-boy-s/)

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> [Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/whoa-boy-he-told-himself-golden-rule-for-demigods-thou-shalt-not/)

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> [I thought she'd make some comment about the bloodthirsty gods chasing us, but when she finally found her voice, she said, "That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-thought-she-d-make-some-comment-about-the-bloodthirsty-gods-chasing/)

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> [That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-s-because-we-keep-weapons-int-the-attic-silly-boy-do-you-think/)

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> [So," I (Percy) said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/so-i-percy-said-glumly-we-re-going-to-get-a-ride-from-your-brother/)

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> [Boys are usually forbidden to have any contact with the Hunters. The last one to see this camp…” She looked at Zoe.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/boys-are-usually-forbidden-to-have-any-contact-with-the-hunters-the/)

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> [But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword. As a mortal, I was never a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/but-remember-boy-that-a-kind-act-can-sometimes-be-as-powerful-as-a-2/)

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> [Oh, lord. I was beginning to think like Neith. Soon I'd be huddled in an underground bunker eating army rations and cackling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-lord-i-was-beginning-to-think-like-neith-soon-i-d-be-huddled-in-an/)

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> [I could have killed you.” “Or I could have killed you,” Percy said. Jason shrugged. “If there’d been an ocean in Kansas,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-could-have-killed-you-or-i-could-have-killed-you-percy-said-jason/)

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> [Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.” The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/stop-smiling-she-ordered-i-can-see-you-carter-oh-and-uh-hullo-walt/)

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> [Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/are-you-kidding-she-looked-at-me-as-if-i-d-just-dropped-from-the-moon/)

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> [Oh...my...god,"Drew whimpered."Who..." Anubis ignored her (bless him for that) and held out his elbow for me - a sweet old-fashioned gesture. "…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-my-god-drew-whimpered-who-anubis-ignored-her-bless-him-for-that/)

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> [We started this together, Leo. Seems only right you come along. You find us a ride, you're in." "Yes!" Leo pumped his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/we-started-this-together-leo-seems-only-right-you-come-along-you-find/)

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> [Heroes!" Euryale said with disgust. "They always bring that up, just like our mother! 'why can't you turn people to stone? your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/heroes-euryale-said-with-disgust-they-always-bring-that-up-just-like/)

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> [If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/if-i-had-my-way-dionysus-said-i-would-cause-your-molecules-to-erupt/)

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> [While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and their training camp. 'Incredible,' Jason…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/while-leo-fussed-over-his-helm-controls-hazel-and-frank-relayed-the/)

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> [He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-gave-me-the-brochure-it-was-about-the-hunters-of-artemis-the-front/)

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> [“Jason was ogling the men’s sportswear. Boys interested in shopping for clothes? A definite sign they were under an evil spell. Piper”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/jason-was-ogling-the-men-s-sportswear-boys-interested-in-shopping-for/)

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> [What about King Tut’s tomb?” I protested. “That boy king?” Zia rolled her eyes. “Boring. You should see some of the good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-about-king-tut-s-tomb-i-protested-that-boy-king-zia-rolled-her/)

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> [You know what would help this boy?" Demeter mused. "Farming." Persephone rolled her eyes. "Mother-" "Six months behind a plow. Excellent character…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-know-what-would-help-this-boy-demeter-mused-farming-persephone/)

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> [This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/this-is-leo-i-m-the-what-s-my-title-am-i-like-admiral-or-captain-or/)

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> [Where are you taking us?" Nico said. "You should be honored, my boy. You will have the opportunity to join a great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/where-are-you-taking-us-nico-said-you-should-be-honored-my-boy-you/)

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> [If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/if-you-were-a-god-how-would-you-like-being-called-a-myth-an-old-story/)

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> [Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-i-figured-that-the-built-up-gas-in-most-boys-locker-rooms-was/)

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> [It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-not-bad-enough-i-am-exiled-it-s-not-bad-enough-you-take-away-the/)

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> [Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/our-camels-plodded-along-katrina-tried-to-kiss-or-possibly-spit-on/)

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## More by Rick Riordan

> [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/)

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> [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/)

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> [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/)

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> [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/)

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> [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/)

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> [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/)

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> [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/)

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> [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/)

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> [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/)

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> [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/)

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> [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/)

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> [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/)

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> [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/)

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> [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/)

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> [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/)

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                        "text": "So,\" I (Percy) said glumly. \"We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?\" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. \"Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo.",
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                        "text": "Heroes!\" Euryale said with disgust. \"They always bring that up, just like our mother! 'why can't you turn people to stone? your sister can turn people to stone.' Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, boy! That was Medusa's curse alone. she was the most hideous one in the family. She got all the luck!\" Stheno looked hurt. \"Mother said I was the most hideous.",
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