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> [“Boy Scouts are bitches. Tell them I said that shit; I don’t give any fuck. What are they going to do, be cheerful and thrifty? Slit my throat with citizenship badges?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-parsons/boy-scouts-are-bitches-tell-them-i-said-that-shit-i-don-t-give-any/)

Zack Parsons

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## More by Zack Parsons

> [“Boy Scouts are bitches. Tell them I said that shit; I don’t give any fuck. What are they going to do, be cheerful and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-parsons/boy-scouts-are-bitches-tell-them-i-said-that-shit-i-don-t-give-any/)

Zack Parsons

> [“There are reasonable limitations. I believe I can’t fly. I believe I can’t touch the sky.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-parsons/there-are-reasonable-limitations-i-believe-i-can-t-fly-i-believe-i/)

Zack Parsons

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