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title: "2 Bowls Quotes By Tony Kornheiser"
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> [ We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if \[Jaws\] won the Super Bowl. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/we-think-eli-is-taller-and-handsomer-now-that-he-s-won-the-super-bowl/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d6/tony-kornheiser-32382_bowls_we-think-eli-is-taller-and-handsomer-now_588369.jpg)

> [So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/so-instead-of-the-super-bowl-we-ve-got-the-stupor-bowl-two-once-proud/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

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## Other authors on Bowls

## More by Tony Kornheiser

> [The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/the-bears-treat-offense-as-if-its-bubonic-plague/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [ We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if \[Jaws\] won the Super Bowl. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/we-think-eli-is-taller-and-handsomer-now-that-he-s-won-the-super-bowl/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [When you put yourself out there as an expert and the people you are trying to attract are people who want to do the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/when-you-put-yourself-out-there-as-an-expert-and-the-people-you-are/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/the-players-need-to-remember-to-run-with-their-bodies-above-their-legs/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/hannah-storm-in-a-horrifying-horrifying-outfit-today-she-s-got-on-red/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [“Where is it written in the Constitution that because a guy played football, he has the automatic right to sit in that booth? How…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/where-is-it-written-in-the-constitution-that-because-a-guy-played/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/he-is-already-past-the-high-point-in-his-life-and-coming-down-on-the/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/someone-i-talked-to-who-covered-auto-racing-for-a-lot-of-years-said/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/men-are-clinging-to-football-on-a-level-we-aren-t-even-aware-of-for/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [“That's it! That's the list.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/that-s-it-that-s-the-list/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/the-bears-treat-offense-as-if-it-s-bubonic-plague/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/ivan-lendl-is-a-robot-a-solitary-mechanical-man-who-lives-with-his/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/so-instead-of-the-super-bowl-we-ve-got-the-stupor-bowl-two-once-proud/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/everyone-who-ever-walked-barefoot-into-his-child-s-room-late-at-night/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

> [I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kornheiser/i-ve-got-about-27-gigs-right-now-i-ve-got-radio-i-ve-got-television-i/)

[Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kornheiser/)

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