--- title: "4 Bowling Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "4 Bowling quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Bowling sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d20/jarod-kintz-2_bowling_the-best-part-about-bowling-is-pouring-i_700695.jpg" --- > [“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always believed bowlers make better lovers, because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-bowling-is-pouring-in-the-cereal-and-the-milk-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d20/jarod-kintz-2_bowling_the-best-part-about-bowling-is-pouring-i_700695.jpg) > [“A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball couldn’t possibly hurt my score,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-bowling-ball-with-how-bad-i-bowl-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/499/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-bowling-ball_1426234.jpg) > [“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for the incident that led to this rule.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/for-admission-to-the-bowling-alley-you-need-underwear-i-am/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/136/jarod-kintz-2_bowling-alley_for-admission-to-the-bowling-alley-you-n_2094588.jpg) > [“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-own-my-own-shoelaces-but-my-shoes-i-rent-by-the-bowling-game/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d11/jarod-kintz-2_bowling_i-own-my-own-shoelaces-but-my-shoes-i-re_2466560.jpg) ## Other authors on Bowling - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-bhuvneshwar-kumar-6399.jpg) Bhuvneshwar Kumar 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/bhuvneshwar-kumar/) - [Vijay Shankar 10 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/vijay-shankar/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-jasprit-bumrah-6312.jpg) Jasprit Bumrah 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/jasprit-bumrah/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-yuzvendra-chahal-5957.jpg) Yuzvendra Chahal 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/yuzvendra-chahal/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-jofra-archer-5937.jpg) Jofra Archer 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/jofra-archer/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jim-gaffigan-49756.jpg) Jim Gaffigan 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/jim-gaffigan/) - [James Anderson 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/james-anderson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steve-smith-87398.jpg) Steve Smith 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/steve-smith/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-chris-hardwick-23475.jpg) Chris Hardwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/chris-hardwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-glenn-mcgrath-38826.jpg) Glenn McGrath 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/glenn-mcgrath/) - [Dale Steyn 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/dale-steyn/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-andrew-flintoff-12936.jpg) Andrew Flintoff 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/andrew-flintoff/) ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "4 Bowling Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. 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