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title: "53 Bowling Alley Quotes by 47 authors"
description: "Browse 53 Bowling Alley quotes by 47 authors. Discover the best Bowling Alley sayings and thoughts."
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> [It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aubrey-plaza/it-would-be-hilarious-if-i-worked-in-a-bowling-alley/)

[Aubrey Plaza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aubrey-plaza/)

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> [And you call yourselves a bowling alley?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-harrelson/and-you-call-yourselves-a-bowling-alley/)

[Woody Harrelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-harrelson/)

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> [You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-calipari/you-want-perfection-go-to-a-bowling-alley/)

[John Calipari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-calipari/)

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> [I grew up in bowling alleys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mookie-betts/i-grew-up-in-bowling-alleys/)

[Mookie Betts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mookie-betts/)

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> [The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sanford-hansell/the-bowling-alley-is-the-poor-man-s-country-club/)

[Sanford Hansell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sanford-hansell/)

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> [“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-mull/having-a-family-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-installed-in-your-brain/)

[Martin Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-mull/)

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> [You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edna-buchanan/you-ought-to-try-surviving-one-of-my-family-reunions-it-s-like-having/)

[Edna Buchanan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edna-buchanan/)

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> [You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/you-know-the-bowling-alley-doesn-t-seem-to-be-improving-my-game-that/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-mull/having-a-family-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-installed-in-your-head/)

[Martin Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-mull/)

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> [“There he lay spooked, a spinning wheel in a celestial bowling alley.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-rosoff/there-he-lay-spooked-a-spinning-wheel-in-a-celestial-bowling-alley/)

[Meg Rosoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-rosoff/)

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> [Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gielgud/usually-one-must-go-to-a-bowling-alley-to-meet-a-woman-of-your-stature/)

[John Gielgud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gielgud/)

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> [“he looked like Gandalf Lebowski, ready for entombment in the catacombs of a bowling alley.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-hunt/he-looked-like-gandalf-lebowski-ready-for-entombment-in-the-catacombs/)

[S.A. Hunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-a-hunt/)

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> [Nail salons and bowling alleys play the best radio stations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-jacobs/nail-salons-and-bowling-alleys-play-the-best-radio-stations/)

[Gillian Jacobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-jacobs/)

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> [In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/in-the-bowling-alley-of-tomorrow-there-will-even-be-machines-that/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-perry/when-i-was-a-kid-i-was-at-a-bowling-alley-and-i-ran-into-a-soda/)

[Luke Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-perry/)

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> [There are times between five and seven when this house is like a bowling alley, but it's reinspired me. My acting has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-tambor/there-are-times-between-five-and-seven-when-this-house-is-like-a/)

[Jeffrey Tambor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-tambor/)

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> [We've played everywhere since I started The Licks. We've played arenas, clubs, school cafeterias and bowling alleys. It doesn't matter where the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juliette-lewis/we-ve-played-everywhere-since-i-started-the-licks-we-ve-played-arenas/)

[Juliette Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juliette-lewis/)

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> [“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for the incident that led to this rule.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/for-admission-to-the-bowling-alley-you-need-underwear-i-am/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-du-pont/the-struggle-you-see-in-the-republican-party-today-is-the-country/)

[Pete du Pont](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-du-pont/)

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> [I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hardwick/i-spent-a-lot-of-time-bowling-as-a-kid-mostly-because-i-grew-up-in/)

[Chris Hardwick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hardwick/)

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> [Life is like a bowling alley, once you take a risk and release the ball you never know what you're going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/life-is-like-a-bowling-alley-once-you-take-a-risk-and-release-the/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/in-most-cases-the-best-strategy-for-a-job-interview-is-to-be-fairly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I am drawn to Tom Sawyer Island because a tribute to Mark Twain would not be out of place in a theme…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-vowell/i-am-drawn-to-tom-sawyer-island-because-a-tribute-to-mark-twain-would/)

[Sarah Vowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-vowell/)

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> [I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lester-roloff/i-see-no-hope-for-a-revival-among-god-s-people-today-they-are-so/)

[Lester Roloff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lester-roloff/)

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> [“But I had never seen her that way. I had never known her as Pauline, the name he parents had given her,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-albom/but-i-had-never-seen-her-that-way-i-had-never-known-her-as-pauline/)

[Mitch Albom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-albom/)

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> [But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-underwood/but-my-husband-came-from-a-small-town-and-hardworking-parents-like-i/)

[Carrie Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-underwood/)

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> [One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that came into town with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-willard/one-of-the-first-shows-i-ever-did-was-laverne-shirley-i-played-this/)

[Fred Willard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-willard/)

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> [All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-royko/all-that-proves-is-that-most-of-the-world-is-too-poor-to-build/)

[Mike Royko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-royko/)

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> [Some people throw a bit of their personality after their bad arguments, as if that might straighten their paths and turn them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/some-people-throw-a-bit-of-their-personality-after-their-bad/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [“I will say this about the upper echelon in France: they know how to spend money. From what I saw living in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-maum/i-will-say-this-about-the-upper-echelon-in-france-they-know-how-to/)

[Courtney Maum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-maum/)

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> [“It's an old story," Julia says, leaning back in her chair. "Only for me, it's new. I went to school for industrial…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/it-s-an-old-story-julia-says-leaning-back-in-her-chair-only-for-me-it/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

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> [“I try to tell the teacher, you know. I don't give a fuck about geometry or English. Like I'm probably going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-bradfield/i-try-to-tell-the-teacher-you-know-i-don-t-give-a-fuck-about-geometry/)

[Scott Bradfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-bradfield/)

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> [“One night, he left Stephen and me in the arcade and rushed off to a – this hurt my feelings – “real”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-vowell/one-night-he-left-stephen-and-me-in-the-arcade-and-rushed-off-to-a/)

[Sarah Vowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-vowell/)

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> [“I'm sorry," she whispers. "You're sorry? You've been dating Toph for the last month,and you're sorry ?" "It just happened.I meant to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/i-m-sorry-she-whispers-you-re-sorry-you-ve-been-dating-toph-for-the/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [“Giveaway T-shirts stretched over monstrous beer bellies. Puffy NFL jackets and porky jowls. Granted, I'm in a bowling alley,but the differences between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/giveaway-t-shirts-stretched-over-monstrous-beer-bellies-puffy-nfl/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [“poetry readings have to be some of the saddest damned things ever, the gathering of the clansmen and clanladies, week after week,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/poetry-readings-have-to-be-some-of-the-saddest-damned-things-ever-the/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“I thought you were dead," he said, his voice a bare rasp while Samual moved from his hands to his feet. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-briggs/i-thought-you-were-dead-he-said-his-voice-a-bare-rasp-while-samual/)

[Patricia Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-briggs/)

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> [I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-schweitzer/i-don-t-know-a-single-republican-in-montana-who-would-get-in-a-fight/)

[Brian Schweitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-schweitzer/)

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> [One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c;](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/one-thing-i-ve-always-wanted-to-do-slid-down-one-the-bowling/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-mull/having-children-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-installed-in-your-brain/)

[Martin Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-mull/)

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                        "text": "All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.",
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                        "text": "“I will say this about the upper echelon in France: they know how to spend money. From what I saw living in America, wealth is dedicated to elevating the individual experience. If you’re a well-off child, you get a car, or a horse. You go to summer camps that cost as much as college. And everything is monogrammed, personalized, and stamped, to make it that much easier for other people to recognize your net worth. …The French bourgeois don’t pine for yachts or garages with multiple cars. They don’t build homes with bowling alleys or spend their weekends trying to meet the quarterly food and beverage limit at their country clubs: they put their savings into a vacation home that all their family can enjoy, and usually it’s in France. They buy nice food, they serve nice wine, and they wear the same cashmere sweaters over and over for years. I think the wealthy French feel comfortable with their money because they do not fear it. It’s the fearful who put money into houses with even bedrooms and fifteen baths. It’s the fearful who drive around in yellow Hummers during high-gas-price months becasue if they’re going to lose their money tomorrow, at least other people will know that they are rich today. The French, as with almost all things, privilege privacy and subtlety and they don’t feel comfortable with excess. This is why one of their favorite admonishments is tu t’es laisse aller. You’ve lost control of yourself. You’ve let yourself go.”",
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                        "text": "“It's an old story,\" Julia says, leaning back in her chair. \"Only for me, it's new. I went to school for industrial design. All my life I've been fascinated by chairs - I know it sounds silly, but it's true. Form meets purpose in a chair. My parents thought I was crazy, but somehow I convinced them to pay my way to California. To study furniture design. I was all excited at first. It was totally unlike me to go so far away from home. But I was sick of the cold and sick of the snow. I figured a little sun might change my life. So I headed down to L.A. and roomed with a friend of an ex-girlfriend of my brother's. She was an aspiring radio actress, which meant she was home a lot. At first, I loved it. I didn't even let the summer go by. I dove right into my classes. Soon enough, I learned I couldn't just focus on chairs. I had to design spoons and toilet-bowl cleaners and thermostats. The math never bothered me, but the professors did. They could demolish you in a second without giving you a clue if how to rebuild. I spent more and more time in the studio, with other crazed students who guarded their projects like toy-jealous kids. I started to go for walks. Long walks. I couldn't go home because my roommate was always there. The sun was too much for me, so I'd stay indoors. I spent hours in supermarkets, walking aisle to aisle, picking up groceries and then putting them back. I went to bowling alleys and pharmacies. I rode buses that kept their lights on all night. I sat in Laundromats because once upon a time Laundromats made me happy. But now the hum of the machines sounded like life going past. Finally, one night I sat too long in the laundry. The woman who folded in the back - Alma - walked over to me and said, 'What are you doing here, girl?' And I knew that there wasn't any answer. There couldn't be any answer. And that's when I knew it was time to go.”",
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                        "text": "“I'm sorry,\" she whispers. \"You're sorry? You've been dating Toph for the last month,and you're sorry ?\" \"It just happened.I meant to tell you, I wanted to tell you-\" \"But you lost control over your mouth? Because it's easy,Bridge. Talking is easy. Look at me! I'm talking right-\" \"You know it wasn't that easy! I didn't mean for it to happen,it just did-\" \"Oh,you didn't mean to wreck my life? It just 'happened'?\" Bridge stands up from behind her drums. It's impossible,but she's taller than me now. \"What do you mean, wreck your life? \" \"Don't play dumb,you know exactly what I mean. How could you do this to me?\" \"Do what? It's not like you were dating!\" I scream in frustration. \"We certainly won't be now!\" She sneers. \"It's kind of hard to date someone who's not interested in you.\" \"LIAR!\" \"What,you ditch us for Paris and expect us to put our lives on hold for you?\" My jaw drops. \"I didn't ditch you. They sent me away.\" \"Ooo,yeah.To Paris.Meanwhile,I'm stuck here in Shitlanta, Georgia, at the same shitty school,doing shitty babysitting jobs-\" \"If babysitting my brother is so shitty, why do you do it?\" \"I didn't meant-\" \"Because you want to turn him against me, too? Well.Congratulations, Bridge. It worked. My brother loves you and hates me. So you're welcome to move in when I leave again,because that's what you want, right? My life?\" She shakes with fury. \"Go to hell.\" \"Take my life.You can have it. Just watch out for the part where my BEST FRIEND SCREWS ME OVER!\" I knock over a cymbal stand,and the brass hits the stage with an earsplitting crash that reverberates through the bowling alley. Matt calls my name.Has he been calling it this entire time? He grabs my arm and leads me around the electrical cords and plugs and onto the floor and away,away,away. Everyone in the bowling alley is staring at me.”",
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                        "text": "“Giveaway T-shirts stretched over monstrous beer bellies. Puffy NFL jackets and porky jowls. Granted, I'm in a bowling alley,but the differences between Americans and Parisians are shocking.I'm ashamed to see my country the way the French must see us. Couldn't these people have at least brushed their hair before leaving their houses? \"I need a licorice rope,\" Cherrie announces. She marches toward the snack stand,and all I can think is these people are your future. The thought makes me a little happier. When she comes back,I inform her that just one bite of her Red Dye #40-infused snack could kill my brother. \"God, morbid, \" she says. Which makes me think of St. Clair again.Because when I told him the same thing three months ago,instead of accusing me of morbidity,he asked with genuine curiosity, \"Why?\" Which is the polite thing to do when someone offers you such an interesting piece of conversation.”",
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                        "text": "“I thought you were dead,\" he said, his voice a bare rasp while Samual moved from his hands to his feet. It didn't seem to hurt as much—at a guess there weren't a lot of nerves left. He jumped into a burning building barefoot to save me. \"Stupid,\" I said, blinking hard. \"As if I'd die without taking you with me.\" He smiled faintly. \"Was it Mary Jo who betrayed us at the bowling alley? \" he asked, proven he hadn't been entirely unaware of what had been going on while he was changing. Both of us ignore the pained sound Mary Jo made. \"I'll ask her later.\" He nodded. \"Better—\" He quit talking, and his pupils contracted despite the morphine he'd been giving. He arched up and twisted so he could press his face into my belly, making a noise somewhere between a screem and a growel. I held him there well Samual snared at Ben and Mary Jo to hold him still. Another shot of morphine, and Samuel moved us all around. Ben across Adams legs— \"And don't think I haven't noticed your hands, Ben. You're next up.\" Mary Jo on one arm, just above the elbow. Me on the other. \"Can you hold him?\" asked Samuel. \"Not if he doesn't want me to,\" I told him. \"It'll be alright,\" Adam said. \"I won't hurt her.\" Samuel smiled tightly. \"No, I didn't think you would.\" When Samuel started on Adams face with the brush, I had to close my eyes. \"Shh,\" Adam comforted me. \"It'll be over soon.”",
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                        "text": "One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c;",
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