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> [I've bought every toy I ever wanted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-ve-bought-every-toy-i-ever-wanted/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a09/dan-bilzerian-8595_bought_i-ve-bought-every-toy-i-ever-wanted-1914_1914085.jpg)

> [I actually bought a laser hair removal machine so I can do it in my house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-actually-bought-a-laser-hair-removal-machine-so-i-can-do-it-in-my/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a82/dan-bilzerian-8595_actually_i-actually-bought-a-laser-hair-removal-m_2974999.jpg)

## More by Dan Bilzerian

> [I'm like a big kid. But it's not like a called myself the Instagram King. I put up what people want to see and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-m-like-a-big-kid-but-it-s-not-like-a-called-myself-the-instagram/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [Public lands are for everyone's use. Be responsible when shooting and clean up the area you were shooting in so others can enjoy the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/public-lands-are-for-everyone-s-use-be-responsible-when-shooting-and/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-ve-won-over-50-million-dollars-playing-poker/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [Be yourself, be an individual - people are scared to be themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/be-yourself-be-an-individual-people-are-scared-to-be-themselves/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [Sometimes I feel like a 16-year-old who's got a blank check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/sometimes-i-feel-like-a-16-year-old-who-s-got-a-blank-check/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I'd be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/if-you-look-at-poker-as-a-sport-like-baseball-then-i-d-be-maybe-a/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I'm all about living however you want, but if you make the decision to get married and have children, then you have an obligation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-m-all-about-living-however-you-want-but-if-you-make-the-decision-to/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I would like to think I am a little bit of a man's man and a ladies' man. I suppose, I'm a guy's guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-would-like-to-think-i-am-a-little-bit-of-a-man-s-man-and-a-ladies/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I think I'm pretty misunderstoood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-think-i-m-pretty-misunderstoood/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [When you are single and have no dependents, you should be able to do whatever you want as long as it doesn't adversely effect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/when-you-are-single-and-have-no-dependents-you-should-be-able-to-do/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I normally don't wake up until 1 P.M. and I'm not about to screw with my biorhythm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-normally-don-t-wake-up-until-1-p-m-and-i-m-not-about-to-screw-with/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I wasn't super-cool in high school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-wasn-t-super-cool-in-high-school/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [I already do some charity, but I don't necessarily talk about it. That doesn't mean I don't do it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/i-already-do-some-charity-but-i-don-t-necessarily-talk-about-it-that/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [If any girl gets a message from someone claiming to be me, it's fake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/if-any-girl-gets-a-message-from-someone-claiming-to-be-me-it-s-fake/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

> [Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bilzerian/women-have-this-arsenal-of-stuff-where-if-they-have-a-pimple-or-they/)

[Dan Bilzerian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bilzerian/)

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